Here's an idea: You have a player holding a football and he has to go through the other team without getting shot to make a touchdown. If the player gets shot out, the ball is reset to the owning team's "20 yard line" to try again. Each side gets 4 chances (downs) to get a touchdown before the ball goes to the other team.
It would be kind of like woods speedball.
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