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Old 11-09-2012, 01:13 AM #1
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true story

a man walks into a bar sits down & orders a beer. he pulls a 100 dollar bill out of his pocket and hands it to the bartender, all the sudden a 10in man jumps out of the mans pocket runs across the bar and smacks a ***** in the face, runs back and into his pocket. the bartender and ***** look in confusion, the man says im sorry and pulls out another 100 dollar bill and hands it the bartender. so a few minutes go by the man orders dinner and at that moment that 10in man came racing out of his pocket runs across the bar and smacks the ***** again, at this point the bartender is like Ok whats going on, the man says alright man look I had a genie who granted me a couple wishes...one was that I would always be able to pull a 100 dollar out of my wallet...and the second wish was for a 10in prick


Ha blow me

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Old 11-09-2012, 01:13 AM #2
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:24 AM #3
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:57 AM #4
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:04 AM #5
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:06 AM #6
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:22 AM #7
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:25 AM #8
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:29 AM #9
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I can see why you have negative feeback
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:32 AM #10
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I can see why you have negative feeback
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:37 AM #11
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dont be mad This is ST who gives a ****
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lol whos mad?
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Old 11-09-2012, 02:39 AM #13
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Old 11-09-2012, 04:44 AM #14
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thats such a cool story, can you tell it again, do you have time?
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:13 PM #15
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:17 PM #16
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:18 PM #17
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:30 PM #18
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:34 PM #19
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Old 11-09-2012, 01:57 PM #21
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