You're gonna tongue-punch his fartbox, aren't ya, you dirty dog?
My first visit in awhile... and this is the first post I read.
I love you guys.
__________________ "Wow, I really regret that workout."
― No one. Ever.
“Only to the extent that we expose ourselves over and over to annihilation can that which is indestructible in us be found.”
― Pema Chödrön
fashoooow: i could seriosly jack off to your voice, can you moan for me? Squirrelly Wrath: Well I'll be damned. Patience was right. Pirate Mafia: No hospital visit no gain, bring a defib with you on each run
I'd rather go on bb.com than this subforum where half the people are PMS'ing. At least bb.com provides some solid lulz.
But that dude definitely had help.
"Basically just take control of your life man and transcend your environment. Realize there is no need to be bored when there is nearly an infinite amount of mysteries yet to be discovered in our universe. Even closer to infinite is the things you have yet to learn in life, that you could be learning everyday. Don't take any second of your life for granted man."
White Button Down
Dark Blue Jeans
Black Lace Ups
Blacked out metal watch
Had multiple women introduce themselves with, "You're pretty hot" "You look really nice" and one was:
Her: Where's your GF?
Me: *Look around the bar kinda jokingly* If she's here, no one told me!
Her: Haha, I know you have one!
Me: Oh, and how do you know that?
Her: Because you're really attractive.
Me: *laugh a bit* Yeah...
Favorite one. Was walking past a group of fairly hot cougars (nice to look at, but no thanks) and one of their purses' loops caught my blazer button somehow. So I spin around since I got caught and I'm stuck on this woman's purse lol. I say something funny, and one of her friends grabs my shirt, pulls me in and goes, "He's kinda hot " to her friend.
All in all, either I am ****ing Brad Pitt...or dressing well amplifies whatever inherent good looks I may have haha.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I saw/felt/licked some titties. But the girl was really boring sexually. I went limp making out with her after awhile and was like, "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh."
"Originally posted by ']TSS[ Dake: You guys are ridiculous, haha. Thanks though, just tryna look like a shaved ape. And the half foot of height Lurk has in me will always make my physique less impressive :tup:"
"Originally posted by WorldStrike: Drop the ego. The weights on the bar will lie to you, the mirror never will."