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Old 04-07-2012, 11:47 PM #169
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MattD, that sounds like fun. When I worked at the conveinence store in Lubbock, I got drunk strippers coming in for a foot-long.
So many dirty joke opportunities no?

I know a stripper. She's ****ed up all the time. I think that's the only way they can do what they do.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:57 PM #172
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I would have a heckuva time reporting them. I agree about them being scum. I have driven drunk a few times and been very fortunate I did not hurt anyone.

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So many dirty joke opportunities no?

I know a stripper. She's ****ed up all the time. I think that's the only way they can do what they do.
So there was this waitress at the strip club. My manager and I went to the strip club after our shift one night. She was waiting our table, and man she was SMOKING. After one of her times by, I grab her arm and ask her out on a date. She is like, yeah, sure. The next time around I introduce myself. Lol. Knew her name simply because she had a nametag on. "Ashley, I didn't formally introduce myself. I am Tony." Never felt like there was a spark so we never went on a second date. I left the conveinence store and found out later she was asking about me. The guys were all telling me "Tony, Ashley keeps asking about you."
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Old 04-08-2012, 12:08 AM #174
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want to go out to the bar.

but the dodgers are in extra innings.

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So there was this waitress at the strip club. My manager and I went to the strip club after our shift one night. She was waiting our table, and man she was SMOKING. After one of her times by, I grab her arm and ask her out on a date. She is like, yeah, sure. The next time around I introduce myself. Lol. Knew her name simply because she had a nametag on. "Ashley, I didn't formally introduce myself. I am Tony." Never felt like there was a spark so we never went on a second date. I left the conveinence store and found out later she was asking about me. The guys were all telling me "Tony, Ashley keeps asking about you."
so, did you call her back or anything?
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What a situation.

No. By the time I heard about her asking about me, I had already moved on. Fail on my part. I shoulda waited.
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Who hasn't ****ed a stripper, that's amateur ****...
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friends tell me they don't want to go out.

then the dodgers score.
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Game over. Dodgers win. Tell your friends they are going out. Doesn't matter.
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still have to close the inning out.

I'll just go out without them if not.
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Thatta way. I need to drag the wifey out while we still have the cousin here available to babysit. Need to get her wasted to loosen her up.
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I feel like you shouldn't have to get your own wife drunk
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No no. Not for that. She is wound tighter than a Christmas monkey for whatever reason. High stress. I am chill enough for the two of us to make up for it. She just needs to let go once in a while and loosen up.
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I understand.

get her a couple cement mixers, that will loosen her right up....
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Hehe. I don't understand her holdout here lately. Maybe during our little trip to Austin I can get her blasted. Lulz. I feel like an evil person plotting on how to get my wife drunk.

Dodgers close it yet?
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still have to close the inning out.

I'll just go out without them if not.
Damn right. Friends don't wanna go out, make new friends at the bar.
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BC, you've never made out with a girl, shut up.
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