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03-29-2012, 12:27 AM
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Erin Go Bragh
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Northeast Ohio
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How much...
Would you suck a dick for?
There will be semen.
You will be paid in cash on the spot.
My low is 15k, 10k if I am really desperate.
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Last edited by Pwned6911 : 03-29-2012 at 12:31 AM.
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03-29-2012, 12:28 AM
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Wax On Wax Off
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Arlington (817) Texas
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03-29-2012, 12:30 AM
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-Voted best Avvy 2011 <3-
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: East Texas
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I'd always say upwards of $100k or so, but, I mean, if you pull $10 grand in cash on me, and tell me it only has to be for a minute or so and there won't be any ejaculating or anything...
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03-29-2012, 12:31 AM
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2k5
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Saint Paul, MN
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Hmm... $6k sounds pretty reasonable.
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03-29-2012, 12:32 AM
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Everything Is Purple
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Cheekago
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$300
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03-29-2012, 01:04 AM
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I'm Suppish
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: MN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AzaTuR
Tree Fiddy
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03-29-2012, 01:09 AM
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amidoinitrite?
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what the **** is the matter with you guys?
It would need to be atleast 50 million dollars. If i'm going to do it, I want to live comfortably for the rest of my life with no need for work
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03-29-2012, 01:11 AM
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OG status
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: nj
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danthepete
what the **** is the matter with you guys?
It would need to be atleast 50 million dollars. If i'm going to do it, I want to live comfortably for the rest of my life with no need for work
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03-29-2012, 01:12 AM
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amidoinitrite?
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for 50 million dollars I'll be anything you want me to be
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Interior Crocodile Alligator; I Drive a Chevrolet Movie Thea-tor.
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03-29-2012, 01:14 AM
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No less than 20k, I'd have to buy enough tobacco to make me completely forget about the dirty deed I did.
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03-29-2012, 01:27 AM
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Valar Morghulis
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ilium, NY
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danthepete
what the **** is the matter with you guys?
It would need to be atleast 50 million dollars. If i'm going to do it, I want to live comfortably for the rest of my life with no need for work
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so if someone offered you 40 million you would turn them down?
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03-29-2012, 09:38 AM
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KCMO
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over $9000
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03-29-2012, 09:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Moscow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by danthepete
what the **** is the matter with you guys?
It would need to be atleast 50 million dollars. If i'm going to do it, I want to live comfortably for the rest of my life with no need for work
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Damn, I would've offered you $49,950,000 to blow me. Guess that extra $50k is the deal breaker.
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Originally posted by I'm Inebriated: Disregard nap. Acquire cocaine.
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03-29-2012, 09:46 AM
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KCMO
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wait, would this dick sucking money be taxed?
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Can it launch? Does the Tin Man have a sheet-metal cock?
"Originally posted by apes4us: :dodgyrun: Yeah, this is shaping up to be the first and last time I post in small talk. Mostly trolls and idiots that think Ebay just gave them a virus. :facepalm:"
"Originally posted by daily_horrors:This should be YOUR sig"
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03-29-2012, 10:15 AM
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BANGBANG
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meh.
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03-29-2012, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: SC
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Originally Posted by danthepete
for 50 million dollars I'll be anything you want me to be
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I guarantee if someone pulled out a million bucks, you'd go to town. My absolute low however would be like 75k. For about 15 minutes of extreme unpleasantness, I think I could live with myself at that. Hell, people in prison do it for free or a pack of smokes. |
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03-29-2012, 10:35 AM
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Goooonsberry
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Cowbutt, AR
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50 bucks and a kony2012 tshirt
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03-29-2012, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Moscow
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JeepRallye08
wait, would this dick sucking money be taxed?
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Being a hooker is a cash business as far as I know.
Quote:
Originally Posted by tsbalr120
50 bucks and a kony2012 tshirt
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Nah, dudes with those shirts just beat off in public. Don't need you.
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Originally posted by I'm Inebriated: Disregard nap. Acquire cocaine.
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03-29-2012, 01:33 PM
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Everything Is Purple
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Cheekago
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Originally Posted by optionboarder81
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This is why I said $300, I was waiting for someone to call me out so I could reply with. "Alright, I SAID $3,000 BRO!" |
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03-29-2012, 01:41 PM
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Formerly General_Patton
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Asheville, NC
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I don't need money bad enough or crave material goods bad enough to go through the displeasure of sucking a dick for money.
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03-29-2012, 01:44 PM
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America **** Yeah!
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Fairbanks, Alaska
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The currently powerball which I think is going for about 600Mil right now.
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