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Old 03-28-2012, 12:44 AM #1
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Going to Po-dunk Nowhere for 2 months. Ideas.

I am going to Killdeer North Dakota for two months for work. Need ideas to stay sane.

things I won't do:
1. Kill a human
2. Have sex with a man
3. Drink Bleach


Other than that: ready go!
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:45 AM #2
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:47 AM #3
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:50 AM #4
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:51 AM #5
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:05 AM #6
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I am going to Killdeer North Dakota for two months for work. Need ideas to stay sane.

things I won't do:
1. Kill a human
2. Have sex with a man
3. Drink Bleach


Other than that: ready go!
1) Kill a deer.
2) Have sex with a hooker for meth (I assume everyone in the Midwest does meth) or just enough money to buy meth.
3) Drink a lot of water, it's important to stay hydrated.

Seriously though, it's North Dakota. Hope you really like the internet because you're probably gonna spend 16 hours a day on it.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:07 AM #7
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What the hell do you have to do out there?
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:08 AM #8
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I'll come with to keep you company.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:15 AM #9
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I am from Minneapolis. You can keep me company here.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:16 AM #10
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have sex with a man who died from drinking bleach
and then eat him. how could you forget that.
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Old 03-28-2012, 05:17 AM #12
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Old 03-28-2012, 03:06 PM #14
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1. Kill bleach

2. Have sex with a human

3. Drink a man

4.?

5.?

6. Profit.
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Old 03-28-2012, 03:20 PM #15
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No Dak' isnt bad at all!! Lowest unemployment percentage in 'merica..... Yea we actually like to work here




If your driving through Fargo you should exit on 45th on i94 and come say "Hello lolol20" , Im 2 blocks from the interstate.
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Old 03-28-2012, 04:21 PM #16
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No Dak' isnt bad at all!! Lowest unemployment percentage in 'merica..... Yea we actually like to work here




If your driving through Fargo you should exit on 45th on i94 and come say "Hello lolol20" , Im 2 blocks from the interstate.
Ever put anyone in a wood chipper?
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maybe find a place to rent a sweet car for a few days and have a blast in the desolate **** hole, if you can even find a place that rents half decent cars...
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I am from Minneapolis. You can keep me company here.
Fine.
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Ever put anyone in a wood chipper?
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1. I'm not from the south
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