i make ok money just cuz i have been here 6 years. about half the time i would prefer to burn this place down than come to work though.
the only plus is again quoting from office space
"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late" <more like 10 mins
"after that I sorta space out for an hour. Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."
just replace "desk" with "pbn"
not really embellishing at all.
edit: burn this place down?! holy **** i am really living in office space...