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02-21-2012, 03:11 PM
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Conflicting all over you
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Free-90-Free Ave.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
Why is gravity such a *****?
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02-21-2012, 03:39 PM
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#170
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I crack myself up!
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: the 847
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cause then fat chicks would not get any love
why is my mouse called a rat?
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02-21-2012, 04:06 PM
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Easy
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United States
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The real question is why is the tar spelled with an o backwards.
Why is coca cola made of cocaine?
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02-21-2012, 04:08 PM
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#172
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I'm more legit than you?
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Missouri
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To addict you to their products.
Why does my toilet take so long to flush when I take huge ****s?
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Kick'n Titans --FTW ya dig? <--Kick'N Paintballs
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02-21-2012, 04:11 PM
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My dark passenger
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Mass
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It takes you longer to swallow your food if you take a bigger bite.
Why?
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In the meantime, we're just thoughtless
Incessant buzzing apparatus
disillusioned and lonelier than the last man standing
It doesn't get any better than this
So run like hell
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02-21-2012, 04:22 PM
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#174
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Easy & Painless
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Not where you think
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Because.
Why is the water in the pool looks blue even when everybody piss in it?
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02-21-2012, 04:27 PM
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#175
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Easy
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United States
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Because everybody drank gatorade and Bawls.
How is the world flat in some places, and triangular in others?
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02-21-2012, 04:27 PM
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#176
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Fossil of the forum
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Poke-a-nose (Poconos) PA
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Depends on who draws the map.
Why is beer green on St Patricks Day?
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I put the FUN in dysfunctional!
Just tell her you are fixing it for someone and it is not yours and when they never show up to pick it up tell her you are keeping it for all of the work you put into it.
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02-21-2012, 04:28 PM
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#177
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Easy & Painless
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Not where you think
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because its mixed with a bunch of piss
why does the wind blow?
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02-21-2012, 04:29 PM
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#178
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just took a shower
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In The Belly of a Whale
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because on the seventh day frogs fell from the sky.
why do some people not understand this game?
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ILOVEMARYLAND
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02-21-2012, 04:30 PM
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#179
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Because America is the fattest country in the world.
Why do so many people come here to try and get achievements for pursuit?
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02-21-2012, 04:34 PM
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#180
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Easy & Painless
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Not where you think
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because it's free
why do people have so many questions?
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02-21-2012, 04:43 PM
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Fossil of the forum
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Poke-a-nose (Poconos) PA
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Because they have so many answers that need to be questioned.
Why does the honey badger not give a ****?
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I put the FUN in dysfunctional!
Just tell her you are fixing it for someone and it is not yours and when they never show up to pick it up tell her you are keeping it for all of the work you put into it.
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02-21-2012, 05:10 PM
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I'm more legit than you?
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Missouri
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Because he's a honey badger.
Who is Whitney Houston?
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Kick'n Titans --FTW ya dig? <--Kick'N Paintballs
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02-21-2012, 05:53 PM
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IOT's Pet Canadian
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Canada, EH?
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A legend created to scare little children into eating their vegetables.
Where does time go?
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Dress Classy and Dance Cheesy
"Originally posted by Muff Muff: The best ideas always come in either dreams or while drunk."
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
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02-21-2012, 06:12 PM
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#184
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Easy
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United States
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Out the window.
What happens to money after it is burned?
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02-21-2012, 06:31 PM
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Fossil of the forum
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Poke-a-nose (Poconos) PA
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it goes out the hole in my pocket.
What is the point of something blunt?
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I put the FUN in dysfunctional!
Just tell her you are fixing it for someone and it is not yours and when they never show up to pick it up tell her you are keeping it for all of the work you put into it.
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02-21-2012, 09:32 PM
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#186
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Easy
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United States
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To knock out hookers and take back your money.
Why does a pimp have a crane? (not a cane)
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02-21-2012, 09:42 PM
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MY GOD MAN!
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: 970
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Going rate for crane's nowadays is much more marginally beneficial for the pimp.
Where can you yell and nobody hear you?
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02-21-2012, 09:55 PM
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#188
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Easy
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: United States
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In your mom's butthole.
How do you know that it?
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02-21-2012, 10:00 PM
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#189
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42
why not 42?
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