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Old 12-20-2003, 09:46 AM #1
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Lightbulb Condoms

Isnt it kinda lame how people always hand out free condoms and say like, HAVE SAFE SEX!!!

so ya do, and then they always rip and/or leave gunk on your dick...... irony?

i mean seriously, if theyre gonna hand out really ****ty condoms that break, theyre not doing anything........ ah well.

this is what pops into my head after waking up on a saturday at 7:00 cause people drag my *** shopping on one of the busiest day cause i drive and they are all last minute shoppers unlike me who got it out of the way 3 weeks ago.

anyways....
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Old 12-20-2003, 09:48 AM #2
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Old 12-20-2003, 09:50 AM #3
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Old 12-20-2003, 09:59 AM #4
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ya it's not like aids is runing ramped or aything, lets all go screw around and get stds.
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ya it's not like aids is runing ramped or aything, lets all go screw around and get stds.
Thats the spirit!!!
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Old 12-20-2003, 10:27 AM #6
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I knowingly banged a girl with Herpies, but she was so ****ing hot that I wasn't going to so no. Grabbed a condom and went at it. On the plus side, im still clean. On the down side, condoms and uncircumsized penises do not get along too well when going at it.
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I heard girls like the ribbed, never tried em
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Old 12-20-2003, 11:05 AM #8
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Old 12-20-2003, 11:09 AM #9
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I like the ribbed,it feels good on my anal walls
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OMG its attack of the noob again, and see thats why you always get banned.

Seriously you suck at life
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Old 12-20-2003, 11:11 AM #11
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Old 12-20-2003, 11:11 AM #12
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A. You can get herpes with a condom. The skin that sheds during a herpes outbreak can cause herpes anywhere on your body, not just your dick

B. If your condoms are ripping, you're probably not using them right.
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Old 12-20-2003, 11:14 AM #13
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hey p8ntgurl look whos back. Nbbd
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OMG p8ntgurl said dick.
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why do you say its a problem for uncircumsized guys?????
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****, I have to go shopping too.
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Old 12-20-2003, 01:16 PM #17
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Don't take condom advice from that woman. She has so many kids running around. Seriously p8ntgurl, you're starting to seem mormon... www.trojan.com
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Old 12-20-2003, 01:28 PM #18
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condoms are cool, they make it safe for my penis to go where no man has ever been before.

(by "no man" I mean most guys)
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Old 12-20-2003, 01:56 PM #19
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A. You can get herpes with a condom. The skin that sheds during a herpes outbreak can cause herpes anywhere on your body, not just your dick
She's right. But there are only two times when I wouldn't jump in that: 1.) When the red river is flowing. 2.) When the bumps be explodeing.

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why do you say its a problem for uncircumsized guys?????
It creates two points of non-friction, makeing it hard to get that good loven feeling for both parties. On the plus side, it makes you last alot longer.
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Old 12-20-2003, 03:00 PM #21
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[quote]Originally posted by Mustang7302
[b]She's right. But there are only two times when I wouldn't jump in that: 1.) When the red river is flowing. 2.) When the bumps be explodeing.



Amen!!!
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