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12-20-2003, 09:46 AM
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OGDT 12/29
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Portland, OR
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Condoms
Isnt it kinda lame how people always hand out free condoms and say like, HAVE SAFE SEX!!!
so ya do, and then they always rip and/or leave gunk on your dick...... irony?
i mean seriously, if theyre gonna hand out really ****ty condoms that break, theyre not doing anything........ ah well.
this is what pops into my head after waking up on a saturday at 7:00 cause people drag my *** shopping on one of the busiest day cause i drive and they are all last minute shoppers unlike me who got it out of the way 3 weeks ago.
anyways....
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12-20-2003, 09:48 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Back of food stamp line
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condoms are for the weak
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12-20-2003, 09:50 AM
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Banned
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Location: rok teh 480
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lastkennedy
condoms are for the weak
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12-20-2003, 09:59 AM
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Shut up and hoot!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Candyland
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ya it's not like aids is runing ramped or aything, lets all go screw around and get stds.
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12-20-2003, 10:01 AM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by vicioussrevenge
ya it's not like aids is runing ramped or aything, lets all go screw around and get stds.
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Thats the spirit!!! |
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12-20-2003, 10:27 AM
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has been here too long
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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I knowingly banged a girl with Herpies, but she was so ****ing hot that I wasn't going to so no. Grabbed a condom and went at it. On the plus side, im still clean. On the down side, condoms and uncircumsized penises do not get along too well when going at it.
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12-20-2003, 10:30 AM
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thelilEngine/\thatCouldnt
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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I heard girls like the ribbed, never tried em
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12-20-2003, 11:05 AM
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XXX
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condoms are for suckers
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12-20-2003, 11:09 AM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gunny/Killa
I like the ribbed,it feels good on my anal walls
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12-20-2003, 11:10 AM
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thelilEngine/\thatCouldnt
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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OMG its attack of the noob again, and see thats why you always get banned.
Seriously you suck at life
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12-20-2003, 11:11 AM
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Banned
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ty
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12-20-2003, 11:11 AM
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Like Tick, Tick
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Deltona, FL
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A. You can get herpes with a condom. The skin that sheds during a herpes outbreak can cause herpes anywhere on your body, not just your dick
B. If your condoms are ripping, you're probably not using them right.
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Maybe it's not my weekend
But it's gonna be my year
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12-20-2003, 11:14 AM
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thelilEngine/\thatCouldnt
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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hey p8ntgurl look whos back. Nbbd
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12-20-2003, 11:15 AM
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OMG p8ntgurl said dick.
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12-20-2003, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Rochester Ny
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why do you say its a problem for uncircumsized guys?????
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12-20-2003, 01:14 PM
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****, I have to go shopping too.
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12-20-2003, 01:16 PM
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I disagree!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Don't take condom advice from that woman. She has so many kids running around. Seriously p8ntgurl, you're starting to seem mormon... www.trojan.com
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12-20-2003, 01:28 PM
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2k2er
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: small talk
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condoms are cool, they make it safe for my penis to go where no man has ever been before.
(by "no man" I mean most guys)
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12-20-2003, 01:56 PM
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has been here too long
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Houston, TX
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Quote:
Originally posted by p8ntgurl
A. You can get herpes with a condom. The skin that sheds during a herpes outbreak can cause herpes anywhere on your body, not just your dick
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She's right. But there are only two times when I wouldn't jump in that: 1.) When the red river is flowing. 2.) When the bumps be explodeing.
Quote:
Originally posted by Skyhawk9
why do you say its a problem for uncircumsized guys?????
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It creates two points of non-friction, makeing it hard to get that good loven feeling for both parties. On the plus side, it makes you last alot longer.
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Cars, Technology, and Stogies ... All the fine things in life.
"Originally posted by Volucris: Computers are tools. Man is separated by how well he chooses his tool."
"Originally posted by Rebeltilldeath3: We went from Allan Sheppard, Gus Grissom, Neil Armstrong, and Buzz Aldrin to Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan, and Snooki."
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12-20-2003, 02:58 PM
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You sendin' the Wolf?
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Clovass, NM
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oops...
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Last edited by dbrian001 : 12-20-2003 at 03:02 PM.
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12-20-2003, 03:00 PM
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You sendin' the Wolf?
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Clovass, NM
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[quote]Originally posted by Mustang7302
[b]She's right. But there are only two times when I wouldn't jump in that: 1.) When the red river is flowing. 2.) When the bumps be explodeing.
Amen!!!
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