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Old 05-24-2013, 01:39 AM #1
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dont you DARE come within scent of my mating beach!

one of you hairless apes wandered dangerously close to a breeding husk on my mating beach today.

a breeding husk of course is when up to 700 walri form what could only be described as a writhing sea of leathery wet hides, slapping against each other, releasing their fornication musk, and bathing in the sticky seed of a relentless wave of lust.

yes it is a beautiful, stinky thing to experience.

and one of YOU ****ing bald homosapiens had the nerve to just wander up with a ****ing CAMERA?

I remember him saying "the majestic beauty of nature can be seen in the aparantly endless landscape of walri here in this mating husk"

that's when I came barreling out of the husk, caked in walri semen, leaving a trail of excrement and bellowing like the insidiously deep horn of an on coming 18 wheeler.

I smashed his feeble frame with all 1800 pounds of me, then began penetrating his thin hide with my mighty 8 foot tusks.

blood showered on the mating husk and his screams were drown out by the moans and gronks of walri ecstasy. the white snow of the tundra stained crimson as this weak humans dying boy was flailed and tossed repeatedly into the air by my mighty neck muscles.

the mating husk was only fueled by this aggression, as many of the alpha females attempted to slither on top of me and accept my seed while I dominated this intruder.

in the end, I made love to many sows on top of this human while he struggled for air, and eventually rolled his walrus ejaculate soaked corpse into the fridged sea for the gulls and orca to feast on.

it was a marvelous mating husk.
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Old 05-24-2013, 02:05 AM #2
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Um. I think you should go talk to somebody. Somebody who can help you overcome your sick fantasies.
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Old 05-24-2013, 02:13 AM #3
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Um. I think you should go talk to somebody. Somebody who can help you overcome your sick fantasies.
oh, Im sorry....are you an alpha walri with a mass that exceeds 1600 pounds and who is threatening to over teak my pod of female walri?.... and here I thought you were a weak, thin hided, lecherous man cub who is likely sterile from spending all day adventuring on "the internetting".
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Old 05-24-2013, 02:28 AM #4
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Old 05-24-2013, 02:38 AM #5
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I wonder how my Taser would affect a walrus...
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Old 05-24-2013, 02:42 AM #6
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one of you hairless apes wandered dangerously close to a breeding husk on my mating beach today.

a breeding husk of course is when up to 700 walri form what could only be described as a writhing sea of leathery wet hides, slapping against each other, releasing their fornication musk, and bathing in the sticky seed of a relentless wave of lust.

yes it is a beautiful, stinky thing to experience.

and one of YOU ****ing bald homosapiens had the nerve to just wander up with a ****ing CAMERA?

I remember him saying "the majestic beauty of nature can be seen in the aparantly endless landscape of walri here in this mating husk"

that's when I came barreling out of the husk, caked in walri semen, leaving a trail of excrement and bellowing like the insidiously deep horn of an on coming 18 wheeler.

I smashed his feeble frame with all 1800 pounds of me, then began penetrating his thin hide with my mighty 8 foot tusks.

blood showered on the mating husk and his screams were drown out by the moans and gronks of walri ecstasy. the white snow of the tundra stained crimson as this weak humans dying boy was flailed and tossed repeatedly into the air by my mighty neck muscles.

the mating husk was only fueled by this aggression, as many of the alpha females attempted to slither on top of me and accept my seed while I dominated this intruder.

in the end, I made love to many sows on top of this human while he struggled for air, and eventually rolled his walrus ejaculate soaked corpse into the fridged sea for the gulls and orca to feast on.

it was a marvelous mating husk.
Go on...
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Old 05-24-2013, 02:52 AM #7
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I wonder how my Taser would affect a walrus...
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Old 05-24-2013, 03:33 AM #8
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I was just thinking if that would be an effective defense against walrus that is trying to maim me...
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Old 05-24-2013, 11:04 AM #9
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Old 05-24-2013, 11:23 AM #10
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I was just thinking if that would be an effective defense against walrus that is trying to maim me...
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Old 05-24-2013, 11:41 AM #11
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one of you hairless apes wandered dangerously close to a breeding husk on my mating beach today.

a breeding husk of course is when up to 700 walri form what could only be described as a writhing sea of leathery wet hides, slapping against each other, releasing their fornication musk, and bathing in the sticky seed of a relentless wave of lust.

yes it is a beautiful, stinky thing to experience.

and one of YOU ****ing bald homosapiens had the nerve to just wander up with a ****ing CAMERA?

I remember him saying "the majestic beauty of nature can be seen in the aparantly endless landscape of walri here in this mating husk"

that's when I came barreling out of the husk, caked in walri semen, leaving a trail of excrement and bellowing like the insidiously deep horn of an on coming 18 wheeler.

I smashed his feeble frame with all 1800 pounds of me, then began penetrating his thin hide with my mighty 8 foot tusks.

blood showered on the mating husk and his screams were drown out by the moans and gronks of walri ecstasy. the white snow of the tundra stained crimson as this weak humans dying boy was flailed and tossed repeatedly into the air by my mighty neck muscles.

the mating husk was only fueled by this aggression, as many of the alpha females attempted to slither on top of me and accept my seed while I dominated this intruder.

in the end, I made love to many sows on top of this human while he struggled for air, and eventually rolled his walrus ejaculate soaked corpse into the fridged sea for the gulls and orca to feast on.

it was a marvelous mating husk.
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Old 05-24-2013, 11:44 AM #12
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why do you always have the longest posts? I never read then
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Old 05-24-2013, 12:14 PM #13
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Lol this ****ing guy.
How about a little more respect for the walrus?

He's not just some "guy."
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How about a little more respect for the walrus?

He's not just some "guy."
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mass that exceeds 1600 pounds
Mass = kg
Weight = Lbs.

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Old 05-24-2013, 03:53 PM #18
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Mass = kg
Weight = Lbs.

Sucks to be a walrus.
mass can be used to describe anything with weight
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if something has mass it can be weighed in either pounds, stone, KG, or whatever other unit you decide to measure it in.
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