[casultytosociety]

We've all had those accidents. I've been in a walking boot since August and I am tired of all the stories I tell people about it. So, what are some cool stories you guys tell people when you had an injury?

[DEF_not_ACE]

I'm the one doing the injuring



To yo mommas ***, hey yooooooo

[AzaTuR (Banned)]

Injury Free.

[contractkiller20]

Everybody already knows mine, don't want to beat a dead horse.
Long story short, sucker punched, fell onto my face from 2 stories up onto frozen cement, 21 surgeries... yadda yadda yadda

[HKARMYBALLER]

Fought a shark once, I won.

[martin028]

went over the handle bars of my dirtbike

tried doing a backflip in the pool, hit the steps with my head

tried taking a hockey skate off, pulled it into my face

shin hit a curb, now im missing a chunk of bone

various other things too

[lnopia]

Dislocated my shoulder playing hockey, soccer, and paintball

[ss invader]

I fell down a well when I was 6. Cut my foot.

Never had stitches, never broken a bone, never had and kind of serious injury.

[impropernick]

Got this real nasty splinter

[ss invader]

Originally Posted by impropernick

Got this real nasty splinter

Damn that's the worst!

[averydabeast]

I was playing army men at my friends house and his military delinquent neighbor shot me with a paint gun. That **** left a bruise and welt and hurt for weeks.

[MattDamnit]

tl;dr

[ColdBlood]

Fell off my longboard going about 50 mph



^Posting that is allowed right?

[Enderle]

Originally Posted by lnopia

Dislocated my shoulder playing hockey, soccer, and paintball

People who dislocate their shoulder playing paintball aren't playing paintball right. you shouldn't be landing with all your weight coming down on your shoulder joint, you probably deserved it for playing like a scrub

And I wrestled a grizzly bear once, got him in a headlock and then he tapped out. Punk *** *****. But we made some apple cinnamon muffins after so we're bros now

[MrPhantasy (Banned)]

Originally Posted by contractkiller20

Everybody already knows mine, don't want to beat a dead horse.
Long story short, sucker punched, fell onto my face from 2 stories up onto frozen cement, 21 surgeries... yadda yadda yadda

one of my best friends little brother fell 6 stories from a building and somehow miraculously survived. you guys are lucky, i've heard a lot of those types of stories not end well. 21 surgeries yikes. friends brother is starting to be able to walk again, pretty crazy stuff.

i've never had a badass injury

[DerDer117]

I had my gal bladder taken out from being alpha as **** and eating whatever the **** I want.

[ss invader]

Originally Posted by ColdBlood

Fell off my longboard going about 50 mph



^Posting that is allowed right?

Unless that's your penis you should be fine.

[General_MacArthur]

Contract, did you file charges against the dude?

I've knocked myself out mountain biking. TRIED to jump this creek, faceplanted going probably 20mph got up, laughed it off, stumbled back to my bike and then rode for a few minutes before just falling off and passing out. Come to in the woods. Couldn't remember what happened, where I was, what I was doing.

Got a concussion during high school football.
Got a concussion in a fist fight when a girl kicked me in the face for beating up her brother.
Minor concussion from fighting.
Busted my head open pretty bad in fight.

Wrecked numerous times doing jack *** inspired stunts as a retarded teenage. etc etc.

Cut my leg bad when I was working, gave myself stitches in Tiny Chat.

Haven't broke anything yet.

[GreasyPigeon]

I have been hit by a car when I was 8
I was stabbed in the arm when I was 15
Broke my big toe when I was 17
I hit by 3 120mm I.E.D. and had TBI
I was shot in my front plate and broke a rib

Thats it

[DrobertsPB]

Ripped off my ear
broke a rib
broken a few fingers and toes
cut my face

nothing too serious thankfully

[Chris631]

cut my pinky in half hotdog way