yo on the real though i just got home
and i was sleeping in chris' bed right, and so chris comes home with this girl and im thinking to myself **** yeaaaaaah i helped get chris laid for suree cause i had to wingman her ugly *** friend. soooo as im putting my pants on and **** as they are kicking me out of the room said girl goes 'oh my friend isn't going to call you im sorry she told me that' and so i tried to play it off like i didnt know who she was talking about but i was thanking the heavens above because i didnt want to deal with that **** anymore. I DID MY JOB AS A GOOD WING MAN AND THAT ******* FRIEND OF HERS HAS A PERMANENT MARKER ON HER FOREARM WITH MY NUMBER
Last edited by brandoov2 : 05-05-2012 at 03:10 PM.
Many lulz ensued last night, and I partied so hard my pants got super tight. Anywho we shall continue our shenanigans tonight on cinco de drinko in the downtown and brandon and I are going to friend all of the things!
lol the only thing i can vividly remember last night was pulling you aside and telling you that i can tell that that girl wants your wee wee and you need to get the lock down ASAP and dont play around anymore. apprently you did that well. hahahahahaha