Originally Posted by GRINDcorey
I got drunk and embarrassed myself in front of high school girls that had a crush on me and an ex girlfriend who is now friends with said girl that had crush. I win.
High school girls, nice
What you talkin bout willis, the ladies loved you and your dance moves... I'd know, I was sober.
Edit: I got told by some random chick that I looked like Jacob from twilight, after grabbing my boob and getting a picture with me she kissed me and ran off... I'd say I win, but she wasn't attractive
Moral of the story the types of women I attract are strippers, older women, moms, and team jacob fans.