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Old 12-22-2011, 04:26 PM #1
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1/28 "Quest for the Yeti" Cousins Paintball Coram LI **BYOP SCENARIO**



Deep in the mountains of Coram two peaceful villages have been plagued by a Yeti. This Yeti will come in the night and carry off their livestock and small children. The people of these villages have learned to live with the Yeti by pretending he is not there. Recently however the Yeti tourism business has brought more and more visitors to the area. These visitors bring with them money, while there is no real currency in the region the villagers love the pretty green pieces of paper. All of a sudden the Yeti who was mostly left alone with whatever small animal it chose to ate that week is the center of attention in the region.
A small tourism center has been set up and they are willing to pay top dollar for Yeti memorabilia. This has sparked a competition between the two villages on who can collect the most money by finding and collecting photos and other Yeti artifacts. Below is a price chart of the current going rates for Yeti memorabilia.

Photo of the Yeti: $20

Yeti droppings: $50

Yeti hair: $100

Yeti Footprints: $200

The Yeti himself: $1000

These high prices have drawn the two once friendly neighbors into a feud so collecting Yeti trinkets has become dangerous work. Each village has created its own band of armed fighters to go into the mountains and search for any sign of the Yeti to bring to the tourist center to sell.

The cost of this event will be $20 admission/air till Jan 15th (yea thats right) and better the event will be BRING YOUR OWN PAINT!!!!!!!!
Walk ons will be welcome the day of for $35 admission/air


Anyone that needs paint can purchase it at our store in medford at the discounted rate of $50 a box for POLAR ICE.

Game will start promptly at 10AM

You can register online here:
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UPDATE

Village of Yuk Yuk Elder Rich Reiman of the Assassins

Village of Puk Puk Elder Rob Navas of the Master Blasters

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Old 12-22-2011, 04:43 PM #2
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A BYOP event. Can't pass this up
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Old 12-26-2011, 03:47 PM #3
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Nice deal. I have a case of paint I need to get rid of. Hope to play with the Assassins again.
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Old 12-26-2011, 08:43 PM #4
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BYOP? We'll try to make this also. We hope to see you guys this month at our game also.
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Old 12-26-2011, 10:04 PM #5
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LOl ive been getting alot of phone calls asking me if there is some type of a hook here.....This is really BYOP!!!!! You do not have to even buy paint from our stores (paint is available tho). I think were all past the level of me even having to say DONT BRING MONSTER BALL lol
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Old 12-26-2011, 10:28 PM #6
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LOl ive been getting alot of phone calls asking me if there is some type of a hook here.....This is really BYOP!!!!! You do not have to even buy paint from our stores (paint is available tho). I think were all past the level of me even having to say DONT BRING MONSTER BALL lol
LOL.....Do they even make that S%!+ anymore??? Didn't they change the name so they could sell more of that cheap A$$ paint??
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Old 12-27-2011, 08:18 AM #7
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Dont worry Im sure you will see everything under the sun flying including Monster Ball . This will be fun Im sending a NJ crew of Yeti hunters
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Old 12-27-2011, 06:12 PM #8
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Monster balls HA! I just unearthed a 1k count box of JT Maxim SP Scenario Grade! I know it's at least a year old b/c a well intentioned family member gave it to me last xmas as a stocking stuffer. Time to make soup!
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Old 12-27-2011, 06:49 PM #9
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Yeah I got your monster balls right here....Come at me bro!

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Old 12-28-2011, 06:11 AM #10
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Yeah I got your monster balls right here....Come at me bro!
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Old 12-28-2011, 07:31 AM #11
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Busy morning doing Yeti stuff. Gathering acorns chased & ate a Turkey then took down the Yeti family Christmas tree and spied some hikers but too full to care. Probably just hang out and watch Empire Strikes Back today. Wampa scene cracks me up every time.

Wait a minute did I read correctly NJ Yeti hunters? I guess the guys from NJ are used to chasing big hairy beasts. NJ girls
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Old 12-28-2011, 08:17 AM #12
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Busy morning doing Yeti stuff. Gathering acorns chased & ate a Turkey then took down the Yeti family Christmas tree and spied some hikers but too full to care. Probably just hang out and watch Empire Strikes Back today. Wampa scene cracks me up every time.

Wait a minute did I read correctly NJ Yeti hunters? I guess the guys from NJ are used to chasing big hairy beasts. NJ girls
Not another one
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Old 12-28-2011, 08:34 AM #13
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Not another one
Another one? You know another Yeti? I know the real Assassins. I see them all the time over here. They always seem to have bags of candy. I keep the little Yeti's away from them though. Not to sure about those guys.

Joe are you going to wear that cute joker hat of yours? Come at me Bro!

Back to Empire, Chewie is looking good! Grrrrrrrrr. Yeti Porn!
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Old 12-28-2011, 11:40 PM #16
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Was at the field today and im not sure if the sounds i heard deep off in the woods were the Yeti or the Ewok village we have hidden at Coram
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Old 12-29-2011, 07:43 AM #17
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The grunting noises? That was me. I had had Mexican last night and it upset my stomach. Someone needs to clean up one of the crates over by missile base! Snuck up on Jose & dragged him off into the woods. Meat was tender but way to spicy.

Today’s Yeti music pick…http://youtu.be/-T58-lk59uM

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Old 12-29-2011, 05:26 PM #18
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Who is paying 50.00 for my droppings!?!


Yeti gotta get paid! I am "dropping" an entire bag off tomorrow and I expect cash or an Ego.
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I picture our Yeti jamming out to the beat
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Deep in the mountains of Coram two peaceful villages have been plagued by a Yeti. This Yeti will come in the night and carry off their livestock and small children. The people of these villages have learned to live with the Yeti by pretending he is not there. Recently however the Yeti tourism business has brought more and more visitors to the area. These visitors bring with them money, while there is no real currency in the region the villagers love the pretty green pieces of paper. All of a sudden the Yeti who was mostly left alone with whatever small animal it chose to ate that week is the center of attention in the region.
A small tourism center has been set up and they are willing to pay top dollar for Yeti memorabilia. This has sparked a competition between the two villages on who can collect the most money by finding and collecting photos and other Yeti artifacts. Below is a price chart of the current going rates for Yeti memorabilia.

Photo of the Yeti: $20

Yeti droppings: $50

Yeti hair: $100

Yeti Footprints: $200

The Yeti himself: $1000

These high prices have drawn the two once friendly neighbors into a feud so collecting Yeti trinkets has become dangerous work. Each village has created its own band of armed fighters to go into the mountains and search for any sign of the Yeti to bring to the tourist center to sell.

The cost of this event will be $20 admission/air till Jan 15th (yea thats right) and better the event will be BRING YOUR OWN PAINT!!!!!!!!
Walk ons will be welcome the day of for $35 admission/air


Anyone that needs paint can purchase it at our store in medford at the discounted rate of $50 a box for POLAR ICE.

Game will start promptly at 10AM

You can register online here:
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We will name commanders for each village faction closer to the event
2 Questions? Paint is $50 at the store what's the price at the field still $50?
Also if I'm one of the first people to reg and have the discount coupon can I use it at the field?
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