Deep in the mountains of Coram two peaceful villages have been plagued by a Yeti. This Yeti will come in the night and carry off their livestock and small children. The people of these villages have learned to live with the Yeti by pretending he is not there. Recently however the Yeti tourism business has brought more and more visitors to the area. These visitors bring with them money, while there is no real currency in the region the villagers love the pretty green pieces of paper. All of a sudden the Yeti who was mostly left alone with whatever small animal it chose to ate that week is the center of attention in the region.
A small tourism center has been set up and they are willing to pay top dollar for Yeti memorabilia. This has sparked a competition between the two villages on who can collect the most money by finding and collecting photos and other Yeti artifacts. Below is a price chart of the current going rates for Yeti memorabilia.
Photo of the Yeti: $20
Yeti droppings: $50
Yeti hair: $100
Yeti Footprints: $200
The Yeti himself: $1000
These high prices have drawn the two once friendly neighbors into a feud so collecting Yeti trinkets has become dangerous work. Each village has created its own band of armed fighters to go into the mountains and search for any sign of the Yeti to bring to the tourist center to sell.
The cost of this event will be $20 admission/air till Jan 15th (yea thats right) and better the event will be BRING YOUR OWN PAINT!!!!!!!!
Walk ons will be welcome the day of for $35 admission/air
Anyone that needs paint can purchase it at our store in medford at the discounted rate of $50 a box for POLAR ICE.
Game will start promptly at 10AM
You can register online here:
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