okay guys look, Im 29 years old and married and Im a manager over at Best Buy... I usually get off work everyday around 11:30 at night.. and everyday when I get off of work I stop in at this little shell gas station downtown..
The shell station is owned by this little arab.. Im always calling him Apoo.
But this arab really gets on my nurves, because all I really want when I get off work is a cigarette.... but he always cards me.......... I do not look 18, anybody who see's what I look like can automaticaly tell that I am older then 18.... IM 29 YEARS OLD FOR CHRIST SAKE... I dont need to be carded... and I go in their everyday at the same time... AND HE STILL CARDS ME........god, he's such an *******.. the next time he cards me Im just going to go off..
DAMBIT APOO, I JUST GOT OFF OF WORK AND ALL I WANT IS A ****ING CIGARETTE. SO GET OFF YOUR LAZY *** AND GET ME A PACK OF CAMEL LIGHTS AND A GOD DAMN SLURPIE......WHY THE HELL IS THE SLURPIE MACHINE BEHIND THE GOD DAMN COUNTER. NOW YOUR GREESY, GRIMMY, ARAB HANDS ARE GOING TO BE ALL OVER MY SLURPIE........................****ING APOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!