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12-15-2003, 08:05 PM
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narrowly escaped death!
wow...
anyways, I'm driving home from work... along a busy/high speed road.
this car suddenly just hammers it straight out into traffic, as if they are driving perpindicular across all 4 lanes... im in the left lane and there is oncoming traffic in the lane to my left.
i quickly swerved into oncoming traffic because i realized that if the guy hits me, ill be getting hit by oncoming traffic anyways, so might as well see if i can avoid him...
so i swing into oncoming cars, then swing back into my lane... heart pounding, and the car that nearly t-boned me hit a 2 other cars right in my rearview mirror
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12-15-2003, 08:06 PM
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thelilEngine/\thatCouldnt
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Ever see final destination. Just kill yourself now and get it over with. If you dont it just gets worst from here on in
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12-15-2003, 08:07 PM
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how enlightening
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12-15-2003, 08:08 PM
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LANCE>CHE!!!!
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Garden State
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thats pretty intense. theres a lotta stupid people on the road now. did you know theres actually a trend going on in california that its "uncool" to wear a seat belt? craziness
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12-15-2003, 08:08 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Reppin' the 703
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Yeh. I know how freaky seeing **** like that is. I saw a motorcycle accident happen right infront of me on I95 2 years ago. The dude hit the devider, went airborne and was splatted on the grill of a semi. I was freaked out for like 3 days.
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12-15-2003, 08:10 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Dalton,GA
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OMG, Log truck.
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12-15-2003, 08:11 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: East Coast|DC
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You should give blowjobs all around to celebrate your newfound life.
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12-15-2003, 08:11 PM
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lame salad
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gunny/Killa
Ever see final destination. Just kill yourself now and get it over with. If you dont it just gets worst from here on in
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Haha, yeah... You'll just end up being strangled by piano wire while being hit by a bus while being lit on fire while having knives fall onto you while being chased by rabid buffaloes.
So yes, just end it now.
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12-15-2003, 08:12 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: McRapistville
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Quote:
Originally posted by waveryth3m
You should give blowjobs all around to celebrate your newfound life.
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12-15-2003, 08:13 PM
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put me on the waiting list ill take all the head i can get
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12-15-2003, 08:13 PM
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i'd like to buy a vowel
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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that's crazy, but life's full of close calls....gotta get past em....
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12-15-2003, 08:14 PM
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and the stupid thing is that ... and i swear on my life... every single driver that I see doing something retarded falls into 1 of 4 categories:
1. very old
2. very young
3. east indian
4. driving a minivan
not to sound racist, but SERIOUSLY
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12-15-2003, 08:35 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: East Coast|DC
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Quote:
Originally posted by ameliackmeow
and the stupid thing is that ... and i swear on my life... every single driver that I see doing something retarded falls into 1 of 4 categories:
1. very old
2. very young
3. east indian
4. driving a minivan
not to sound racist, but SERIOUSLY
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12-15-2003, 08:37 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: ••rok teh •480••
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Thats instense. You should make a thread on PbN about it.
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12-15-2003, 08:42 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: NJ
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Quote:
Originally posted by aMeRiCaNsHoRtY
That's intense. You should blow us.
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12-15-2003, 08:46 PM
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WhoRigsEveryOscarNight?
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: T.O, Ont
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Quote:
Originally posted by ameliackmeow
and the stupid thing is that ... and i swear on my life... every single driver that I see doing something retarded falls into 1 of 4 categories:
1. very old
2. very young
3. east indian
4. driving a minivan
not to sound racist, but SERIOUSLY
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dont forget asians.
I had an extremely close call on saturday myself. We were all baked and watching the movie Gacy, and it was freakin us out so we got the pellet gun cuz we thought that fat *** was coming to go get us. Anyways, with the safety on I was just pulling the trigger (no shots firing) anyways, eventually it ended up in my mouth, and i cocked the hammer and was about to pull the trigger, when my friend to the left grabbed it and said that when i cocked the hammer i flicked the safety off. I almost shot myself. I've been ****ed up from that for like a day or 2 now but i learned my lesson
Marijuana+Harmless Fun=Good
Marijuana+Weapons=Bad
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12-15-2003, 08:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: ATL, GA
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haha^
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12-15-2003, 09:51 PM
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одиH
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Cocoa Beach, Fl.
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Quote:
Originally posted by ameliackmeow
and the stupid thing is that ... and i swear on my life... every single driver that I see doing something retarded falls into 1 of 4 categories:
1. very old female
2. very young female
3. east indian female
4. female driving a minivan
not to sound sexist, but SERIOUSLY
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Fixed.
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12-15-2003, 09:53 PM
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Crazy Neighborhood Asian
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: California mode.
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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman LOLLERSKATES IAEJGHUIGHiar
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12-15-2003, 10:00 PM
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одиH
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Cocoa Beach, Fl.
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LOL!!!!!11!!one
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12-15-2003, 10:01 PM
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R.I.P. Fruit_loops
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: NOR*CAL
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Iv'e heard lollercopter before but never lollerskates, good one. anyways:
OLOLOLOLOLOL!
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