i left a camera back at home. get to afghanistan, change of command for new CO, old CO goes. where is that camera that we hand recited you before NTC. i go back in alaska because its a piece of **** and i never used it anyways. old CO goes well statement of charges.....wait for it......$400 digital camera! MY ****ING *** that thing is worth $400, maybe $40.
so now i have my wife digging through all of my boxes and bags trying to find this POS....fml
All our medics had to sign statement of charges for the craptastic aid bags they didn't bring. Fortunately they won't be processed until after we get back so they can all prove that they do in fact still have said bags.
I want to rage against the world. I want to beat it into submission. I want it to see the hate in my eyes, to feel the rage pouring out of me in blow after blow delivered in a fury that could only be fueled by insanity. I want to shake it so violently that it's afraid it may break and I want to scream with such primal ferocity that it reaches back into the darkest parts of an age when men cowered in caves at the sound of demons. Then, after the wave has subsided and I let go I want to watch it slump into a broken mass, whimpering. When the word "why?" crosses it's bloody swollen lips the only reply that will come is "yes... why?".
i had a company clerk go AWOL on us once.
he put in his leave pass for parental, and the address he put in, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, were doing a drug raid there a few days into his leave.
LULZ abound when heard of said gong show.
Yeah we all got piss tested.
be normal and the crowd accepts you. be deragned and they will make you their leader.
"Originally posted by TheFauxKing Remember kids, inbreeding is everyone's problem! "
This is my witty remark.
Don't be hatin