[SD-G-force]

This is a thread where we can share retarded facebook status updates from friends that make us rage such as:

Originally Posted by Short guy I went to highschool with who constantly updates his status with his "rhymes"

Let me take you out baby girl you a cutie , i swear it aint all about your booty (: ♥

Originally Posted by Short guy I went to highschool with who constantly updates his status with his "rhymes"

If she your little shawty give her the type of kisses she feels thru her body (:

Originally Posted by Short guy I went to highschool with who constantly updates his status with his "rhymes"

haters are like pennies there worthless but damn do you have alot haha

Originally Posted by ghetto girl I went to HS with

ugly *****es stay hating on pretty boss *** *****es get a life ***** and stop trying to think of ways u can be me focus on YOURSELF n get YOUR money up thats how u can try n get like me a start...lol....

gogogogo

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All of them.

[BrAd772]

What is this?

[General_MacArthur]

Some dude that dropped out: Ok *****es. Please dont send me weird **** in my inbox that would make me wanna delete you.. I dont know you.. You damn sure dont know me. Second if I post somethin that offends you please dont try an be a bad *** cause I'll hurt your feelins an want give to ****s about it.

People say Dean your way to young to have as much street smarts as you do, I just laugh an say if you've seen what i've seen you learn to be smart an five steps ahead of things

Same dude, except all threw highschool he was redneck as ****. -_-
To lazy to find more.

[SHOCKERperson]

Any post that isn't a half naked girl on Facebook is idiotic/annoying/narcissistic.

[pokenose]

"Starting my diet today. No more unhealthy food for me." then the next day "I just made some chocolate chip cookies. Soooo good but I wish I had some ice cream so I can make a sandwich!"

[Rampager2000]

Then there's always the people who, quite literally, change from day to day about how their relationship is and take it upon themselves to tell the world.

[SD-G-force]

Originally Posted by Rampager2000

Then there's always the people who, quite literally, change from day to day about how their relationship is and take it upon themselves to tell the world.

you mean kind of like this?

Originally Posted by from another forum

Then my favourite..




Clearly these two are destined to be w one another right??

WRONG



Now he's moved on to emo posts..







It's all quite sad.. but it's been a fun ride..

[KlassicCrayola]

facebook is wackkkkkkkk

[protokid1453]

Here's something I posted last weekend:

I don't understand why girls don't talk to me. I'm a very interesting and intelligent
individual, and I obviously have a very serious direction in life. Women should
be naturally drawn to me. The fact that I have to actively seek them is ridiculous. They should be coming to me with all my important thoughts and
accomplishments!

I'm a cool kid. GOML.

[ChesterFrench (Banned)]

i dont add black people so i dont have too many problems with idiotic posts. and when i do see multiple idiotic posts from a person, i delete them, immediatly

[p-ballplaya1440]

These are from a girl that I only keep as friend on facebook so I can look at her million bikini pictures she puts up because she's ****ing hot, but acts like a ****ing idiot.

Home in my warm bed now all that is missing is my amazing bf : )

Mah babys spending the night = )

Worst night ever just wanna be with my baby!!! ♥

You are my sweetheart, I could tell you from the start you made me realize we could never be apart; the things you do to make me smile I love being with you you make life worth while; my sweetheart you are my sweetheart you'll stay I now see our love is not a game to play; im glad were together an not only friends your my sweetheart from beginning till end ♥

It's amazing how u knocked me off my feet, every time u come around me I get weak, no body ever made me feel this way, u kiss my lips and take my breathe away...

Christ, I could go on for days with this ****.

[ck028]

I don't have a Facebook partially for this reason. No ****s were given...ever.

Funny posts here though.

[contract*killa]

Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

These are from a girl that I only keep as friend on facebook so I can look at her million bikini pictures she puts up because she's ****ing hot, but acts like a ****ing idiot.











Christ, I could go on for days with this ****.

post pics in the other thread

[sawboy]

What's Facebook?

[chickenbot5]

I hate facebook

[ACE159]

Originally Posted by SD-G-force

you mean kind of like this?

Mother of god. They haven't even dated for half a year. Murder will happen

[smartist]

Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

These are from a girl that I only keep as friend on facebook so I can look at her million bikini pictures she puts up because she's ****ing hot, but acts like a ****ing idiot.

Does she fit the hot-stupid scale?

[sawboy]

Originally Posted by p-ballplaya1440

These are from a girl that I only keep as friend on facebook so I can look at her million bikini pictures she puts up because she's ****ing hot, but acts like a ****ing idiot.

Christ, I could go on for days with this ****.

Where are the pics of said "****ing hot" girl in bikini?

[Rob66]

anyone who posts some gay *** quote or anyone who hints that they hate their life

ex-

Annoying ghetto girl that moved to a more upper class area: i have zero friends here now
or
not even getting the chance to ask...Goodnight.

[DyePaintballer2k11]

Some fat *** ***** that literally looks like a warthog requested me. I said whatever and accepted. Not even 2 minutes later she posts up, "I'm single, but you can change that if you think you can handle me " or something along those lines. Deleted that heffer pronto.