[xXTLXx Kryptonite]

Originally Posted by ih8ipods

people yelling out call of duty kill streaks when they hit someone......

Hell yea, I get dogs everytime I go play.

[Ghetto]

Originally Posted by Ghetto

I don't care about what type of paintball people choose to play or what type of gear they choose to play with...

The dumbest thing I have ever hear was two weeks ago. Dude dressed like he was going to war. Combat boots, walkie talkie (Coms as he called them), combat vest with multiple paint grenades, a knife, camel back and GPS on his wrist. Yelled at a kid with a rental for over shooting him....and threatened to cut his throat out with his combat knife. As if it wasnt clear enough that he took himself way too seriously...wow.

Pro tip don't be THAT guy.

Update on the sociopath.

My buddy works with some guys that know this tool belt. He supposedly pulled his knife on an off duty cop at the last Wayne's world game.

[KENNY_718]

More stories more stories!

[Lamron]

Played yesterday and it was in the woods and a zombie senario game. Got to watch a ton of people falling from tripping on branches or slipping on leaves. Not funny that they fell, more like how they fell(and no one got hurt), myself included :-)

Another thing from yesterday was the refs getting pissed that people were using them as cover. When they yelled at me(and I really wasn't using them as cover) I stood there and told them to get out of the middle of the field. there was 6 of them standing there. Everyone kept comming up from behind them.

[Danny96211]

I feel like most of these stories are made up... And i dont know if you realize this, but most of you come off as complete *******s. Stop being so arrogant and thinking your better than everyone else. Just enjoy the sport and do you. Forget about what everyone else is doing. I use to be like all of you. Then i matured.

[aaaa1236]

Originally Posted by Danny96211

I feel like most of these stories are made up... And i dont know if you realize this, but most of you come off as complete *******s. Stop being so arrogant and thinking your better than everyone else. Just enjoy the sport and do you. Forget about what everyone else is doing. I use to be like all of you. Then i matured.

Me thinks one of these stories musta been about you..... BWAHAHAHAHA

Jk

[Paintman15]

Originally Posted by Danny96211

I feel like most of these stories are made up... And i dont know if you realize this, but most of you come off as complete *******s. Stop being so arrogant and thinking your better than everyone else. Just enjoy the sport and do you. Forget about what everyone else is doing. I use to be like all of you. Then i matured.

And THESE GUYS are the arrogant ones?

[Bconaway]

dumbest thing i heard was "i called a time out you cant shoot me!!!"

[Jedihippie]

2 or 3 new guys were playing one day. I usually help out new guys... unless theyre on the other team of they get their foot caught in their mouths. I shoot on of them out and he immediately tells a ref "he's shooting hot" and the ref looks where he's pointing and see's me (I ref at the field too) and waves the guy off like an annoying gnat.

I end up shooting his friends out and they come up to me and confront me about my hot gun... I am concerned cause if I'm shooting hot then there is something defiantly wrong with my gun. So i go re chrono it... 260... 263... 261

They then say "wow, yea you need to turn that down"

[Liquid Mercury]

Originally Posted by Jedihippie

2 or 3 new guys were playing one day. I usually help out new guys... unless theyre on the other team of they get their foot caught in their mouths. I shoot on of them out and he immediately tells a ref "he's shooting hot" and the ref looks where he's pointing and see's me (I ref at the field too) and waves the guy off like an annoying gnat.

I end up shooting his friends out and they come up to me and confront me about my hot gun... I am concerned cause if I'm shooting hot then there is something defiantly wrong with my gun. So i go re chrono it... 260... 263... 261

They then say "wow, yea you need to turn that down"

They're right, please turn it down.

[Subterfuge]

Originally Posted by Danny96211

I feel like most of these stories are made up... And i dont know if you realize this, but most of you come off as complete *******s. Stop being so arrogant and thinking your better than everyone else. Just enjoy the sport and do you. Forget about what everyone else is doing. I use to be like all of you. Then i matured.

I was at the field one day, when this arrogant ******* said, "I am better than everyone else, because I am matured."

I knew he was lying, because he didn't reach puberty yet.

[UndecidedPball]

some guy threw a smoke grenade on a xball field...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuHUfR8zz4M&feature=plcp

[Jedihippie]

sounds like something I would do. they were talking about that on the paintball show

[Paintman15]

When you think about it, you could have a lot of fun. Smoke grenade x-ball. Hmmmm....

[Jedihippie]

have everyone on your team lob one during opening break

[aimeagle21]

greatest one I can remember


"yea my buddy had his karnivor shooting 50bps"
me- "oh really how do you know it was shooting that??"
"...I was counting"

no comment after.

[VESIUS]

Originally Posted by frankie says chillax

i swear half the noobs at a field have 0 basic common sense skills.
it's like one big special ed. field trip to the shooty paints field.

lmfao

[GiftOfHemroids]

My buddy was running around the field screaming Africa in plain sight


Best part was he was getting kills while he was doing it








AFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

[byarosh201]

There's been a few times where I ran out of paint. I left my marker on the ground out of the way and ran around screaming and trying to surrender people with my barrel swab.

[Dep]

Morons yelling at me teammate with a cast on his foot to move up......lol

[srtjay]

Originally Posted by Dep

Morons yelling at me teammate with a cast on his foot to move up......lol

LMFAO i give him respect just for playing with a cast on!