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Old 04-05-2012, 12:42 PM #127
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honestly heard someone say "whats a chrono?", after the ref asked him to chrono his gun
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:08 PM #128
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We had two captains pick teams for speedball and one of them said, "we pick you."
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Old 04-06-2012, 04:04 PM #129
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Someone argued that using a pump wasn't a convenient excuse for sucking at paintball. (no offense to people who are good at paintball and took up pump to try and find a challenge)


True story though: Some old guy with about 4 teeth wouldn't shut up about his spyder compact 2000, talking about how it was the first spyder and how it was such a classic and a piece of history, saying he had one of the first spyders ever made. I tried to hint that I knew more about spyders than he could ever hope to learn, but he wouldn't shut up. Finally, I snapped on him saying that the first spyder was made in 1992 and his gun didn't come along until 8 years later and that my first gun was the spyder flash which was first made in 1997.

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Old 04-07-2012, 08:02 PM #130
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This tops them all, last time i went there was this lady walking her kid in a stroller behind all the fields and she had no idea why people were yelling at her
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Old 04-07-2012, 09:46 PM #131
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Finally, I snapped on him saying that the first spyder was made in 1992
Spyders aren't actually that old. You are probably thinking of the Hammer pump.
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:13 PM #132
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honestly heard someone say "whats a chrono?", after the ref asked him to chrono his gun
It very well could've been their first time.
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Old 04-11-2012, 09:47 AM #133
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i love when kids ask how to turn their gun on and they are mechanical
-when a few buddies and myself are playing rec and kids always say, ok where do you want me to go
-when they ask if my gun is an automatic
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Old 04-11-2012, 12:35 PM #134
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-when they ask if my gun is an automatic
better off hanging a neon sign saying not an automatic on a chain round your neck cause you will never stope hearing this one lol
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Old 04-11-2012, 10:12 PM #135
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Working at a field.. I answer the phone and always get the question " how many walkons are coming out today?"
Or my fav question.. "is it raining there?"
I ask these questions sometimes. It's an hour drive to my closest field and if all they have is 5 private parties and no walk-ons its quite a waste for me to bother.
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Old 04-11-2012, 11:05 PM #136
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:16 AM #137
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i love when kids ask how to turn their gun on and they are mechanical
-when a few buddies and myself are playing rec and kids always say, ok where do you want me to go
-when they ask if my gun is an automatic
Those are legit questions, if you don't know stuff ask the more experienced players. "On" is a general term for ready to fire, and if you've ever owned a mech gun you'd know that they all come with safety switches/buttons that will keep the gun from firing. Also, why wouldn't they ask you for advice about the game? As for the automatic, of course they are going to ask, ramping isn't really a common term outside paintball and the thought of a semi that shoots that fast isn't your first logical jump.

None of those are dumb questions...

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I ask these questions sometimes. It's an hour drive to my closest field and if all they have is 5 private parties and no walk-ons its quite a waste for me to bother.
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Old 04-12-2012, 11:49 AM #138
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Someone argued that using a pump wasn't a convenient excuse for sucking at paintball. (no offense to people who are good at paintball and took up pump to try and find a challenge)


True story though: Some old guy with about 4 teeth wouldn't shut up about his spyder compact 2000, talking about how it was the first spyder and how it was such a classic and a piece of history, saying he had one of the first spyders ever made. I tried to hint that I knew more about spyders than he could ever hope to learn, but he wouldn't shut up. Finally, I snapped on him saying that the first spyder was made in 1992 and his gun didn't come along until 8 years later and that my first gun was the spyder flash which was first made in 1997.
umm...the compact is older than the flash, noob.

edit. then again, i keep thinking of the classic/one
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:15 PM #139
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I had a kid, wearing a jersey looking flash...ask me why I wouldn't let him sweet spot me? He was seriously pissed because he was laning but I would always gun up and shoot 1-2 of his guys while going safe to my bunker. I was dressed in cargo pants a t-shirt and had average gear. Very funny to be asked that!
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Old 04-13-2012, 08:00 PM #140
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I don't care about what type of paintball people choose to play or what type of gear they choose to play with...

The dumbest thing I have ever hear was two weeks ago. Dude dressed like he was going to war. Combat boots, walkie talkie (Coms as he called them), combat vest with multiple paint grenades, a knife, camel back and GPS on his wrist. Yelled at a kid with a rental for over shooting him....and threatened to cut his throat out with his combat knife. As if it wasnt clear enough that he took himself way too seriously...wow.

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Old 04-16-2012, 12:21 AM #141
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Old 04-16-2012, 05:48 PM #142
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Pro tip don't be THAT guy.
Noted.

Back when Tippmann Effect were still around they would come out to Tippmann world Challenge at Hell Survivors and play for Tippman once and a while. Years ago I saw about 5 of them coming down the road toward village just mowing people down.

I was with about 20 or so guys that were a mix of renters and newbies so I was trying to organize some type of defense. I told the players around me a semi pro team (didn't feel like explaining divisions) was coming down the road and that we need to set something up.

Instead of heeding my advice this one middle-aged asshat yelled some macho BS like "I'm not afraid of anyone" or some nonsense like that and just runs down the road to get mowed down. I found that fairly amusing.
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^I laughed hard.

Reminds me of the various middle agers that yell when they rush down the field, revealing to everybody on the other team that he is coming. I wish I could say something, because sometimes these guys are on my team. But there is nothing I can do but watch. Sometimes if I am not completely confused at what is going on, I am able to take a more aggressive position while the dude distracts them.

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Old 04-17-2012, 05:39 PM #144
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^^^The sad thing is when they're on YOUR team, yet try to come bunker you. Especially when you're not paying attention to them and you STILL survive. I took a lot of ground off the break in a woods game once, and about five minutes in, while I'm sitting GUNFIGHTING WITH THE OTHER TEAM, this guy runs up screaming something that I swear to God sounded like "remember the Alamo!" and trys to bunker me. At first, I thought he was just one of those guys you were talking about, but then we he shot me in the back (it bounced, luckily) I realized he was coming at ME. He was such a bad shot he only got me once so I figured it would be better to take him out then me, so I shot him in the leg. Then he got lit up by the people I'd been shooting at. Smh. Some people...
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I don't care about what type of paintball people choose to play or what type of gear they choose to play with...

The dumbest thing I have ever hear was two weeks ago. Dude dressed like he was going to war. Combat boots, walkie talkie (Coms as he called them), combat vest with multiple paint grenades, a knife, camel back and GPS on his wrist. Yelled at a kid with a rental for over shooting him....and threatened to cut his throat out with his combat knife. As if it wasnt clear enough that he took himself way too seriously...wow.

Pro tip don't be THAT guy.
i woulda made fun of that ***** all day.
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