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Old 11-03-2011, 08:50 AM #43
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Here's another classic I got yesterday when I played a few rounds at an indoor field.
"This is only my back up gun," kid talking about his Spyder Xtra. "I have an Ego 12 at home."
"dude there isn't an Ego 12," I told him.
"yeah I have one! It cost $2000."
Amused I ask him what color it is.
"It's all red."

Kids if you're going to lie about stuff you have at least know what you're lying about.
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:06 PM #44
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OK, this was a while ago, but still one of the dumbest things I ever heard.

"John, we are going to have you run through off the break this next game."

"Against Dynasty?"

"Yup"
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Old 11-04-2011, 08:23 AM #45
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Instead of posting how these people make dumb remarks why don't you educate them about the sport?
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Old 11-04-2011, 12:50 PM #46
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Or just have a sense of humor and laugh it off like a normal person...
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Old 11-04-2011, 01:04 PM #47
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OK, this was a while ago, but still one of the dumbest things I ever heard.

"John, we are going to have you run through off the break this next game."

"Against Dynasty?"

"Yup"
How'd that work out for you?
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:48 PM #48
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Playing in a black hawk down scenario we were in the back of a transport truck getting out of the city and there was an enemy probably 30ft away and a kid with a 22" barrel "oh let me get that guy I can hit him with my barrel it'll go that far" the rest of us looked at eachother and just shot the guy with our "inferior" barrels
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Old 11-10-2011, 11:43 AM #49
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How'd that work out for you?
well, he is spending time on PBN administrating (or mega moderating) and such atm so.....
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Old 11-10-2011, 02:00 PM #50
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"So I got pissed, and I froze some paintballs to shoot at him. He nearly died!"

I HATE hearing this. *shakes head* Biggest BS I've heard thus far.
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:10 PM #51
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Old 11-10-2011, 05:16 PM #52
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Kid told a ref, after I'd shot him off the break, that he wasn't ready yet, and that I shot him too fast. -_-
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Old 11-10-2011, 07:22 PM #53
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hes good hes got pants
LOL
That has to be one of the stupidest things to hear. I think its common sense to be wearing pants.

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Old 11-11-2011, 12:08 PM #54
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LOL
That has to be one of the stupidest things to hear. I think its common sense to be wearing pants.
IDK, there IS a team out there of chicks in skirts. I think they had a guy with them last time I played with them who played in a kilt, so "pants" are not mandatory...
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Old 11-12-2011, 05:03 PM #55
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he was talking about like paintball pants
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Old 11-12-2011, 05:46 PM #56
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A guy at Pev's today bragging to the leader of a private group about how "experienced" he is. He proceeded to tell the leader (the leader was new to paintball) that his gun is more accurate than his friend's gun because his barrel is longer. The guy was around 25 years old.

I was gonna say something, but you know, i'm just a little kid.
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Old 11-12-2011, 10:12 PM #57
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Old 11-13-2011, 03:41 PM #58
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playing with a few of my friends, instead of calling out actual player postions proceeded to quote the social paintball video" how to play paintball like a pro" and were just yelling "chicken in the coop!" at renters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sf036NNim8
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Old 11-13-2011, 04:06 PM #59
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playing the other weekend with a 2k4 prostock and a viewloader gravity hopper and the REF tells me to walk so i can help the rental kids. the guys i was walking away from had minis and protos.

we still won but...
when a ref is younger then some of my guns and knows less about paintball then my dog, i get annoyed
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Old 11-13-2011, 05:20 PM #60
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playing with a few of my friends, instead of calling out actual player postions proceeded to quote the social paintball video" how to play paintball like a pro" and were just yelling "chicken in the coop!" at renters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sf036NNim8
That's not stupid, that's hilarious!!! I've done that before, but not with newbies. I've even thrown a pod cross field!

Stupidest thing I've heard was, "My gun doesn't shoot as far with the barrel off! Something must be wrong."
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:35 PM #61
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playing with a few of my friends, instead of calling out actual player postions proceeded to quote the social paintball video" how to play paintball like a pro" and were just yelling "chicken in the coop!" at renters

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sf036NNim8
haha we were doing that too... do you happen to play at pev's?
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:34 PM #62
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guy was at the 50 x on airball and said turd in the punch bowl and some1 was in the dorrito 2 and another kid said theres a chicken in the coope?????
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Old 11-15-2011, 10:11 PM #63
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I always love hearing from the rental that goes around boasting how he never got shot all day.

Um.... if you didn't get shot at all you really haven't been playing
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