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Old 10-03-2011, 07:28 PM #22
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^^ lolololol the reason it's funny is bc it isnt full auto. just walking fast.
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Old 10-03-2011, 07:34 PM #23
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Are you cheywhateverboy ?

How do you know he isnt using full auto settings ?

Maybe he thinks its a stupid idea to take off his full auto ?

You know since for 100$ you can get a plethora of spyders/tippmanns with Electro grips
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:26 PM #24
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Yes, can you ? if you're playing rec GTFO.
I was 1 balling kids on a nice slow pace, they only said that because my friend could walk the trigger like he was shooting full auto.
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Old 10-04-2011, 07:19 PM #25
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i think i was right. wagon dubber. slow your roll before jumping down my throat. he posted it in the funniest thing you've heard thread obviously bc ppl mistake full auto with walking fast :/
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Old 10-16-2011, 04:25 PM #26
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"I'll buy that mask for $75"
I take off my mask and look at it wondering why someone would pay double. Instantly the kid says, "Are you kidding look how dirty it is, I'll give you $60 for it."
....I believe his wealthy father taught him well. I wonder how much of a douchebag that guy is.

A dude with a 2k4 angel fly and I with a rental marker vs 5 other people with decent brand new markers.... We take them out without even trying. They say, "Your markers are too fast and powerful."
I responded, "How can that be? I just have a crap rental marker."
The other dude that was on my team said, "My gun can't shoot any faster than yours."
So the other dude let's the kid shoot his angel. The kid trys to ramp it like his marker is setup to do. He can't get it to shoot more than 6 bps. They don't want to vs us or split us up anymore anyway. They convince us to ref their game, saying we will be in the next game. We ref the game, one side wins, then they just leave and don't come back to the speedball field.

The same kid that downgraded my mask as soon as I took it off, convinced us that we were going to be in the next game. He was a natural con artist, who most likely gets that kind of character directly from his dad. They all piled out of a brand new mercedes SUV, while I was waiting for a friend who was playing for the first time. I normally believe people acquire wealth through hard work and skill; however, in this case I believe the apple does not fall too far from the tree.

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Old 10-16-2011, 04:54 PM #27
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not the stupidest thing i heard, but one of the stupidest things ive seen

i was reffing the last game of the day, and it was like a take over the castle game.... and at the end, the winning team all took their rental masks off threw them in the air and constantly shot their guns in the air for a solid 15 seconds for celebration......

another time my friend got a new gun and his dad asked "how far does it shoot?!?, not farther than my automag i bet"... he's a stubborn, typical Boston guy so theres no changing his mind/thoughts.

i've also see some1 throw a paint grenade on the speedball field
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Old 10-16-2011, 07:58 PM #28
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I was playing at my local field with my etek... and all the rental kids calling my gun stupid and dumb while complementing on some dudes "M16. Just like in call of duty!" while being a alpha black.
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Old 10-16-2011, 08:53 PM #29
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People tell me to stop ramping all the time.
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Old 10-16-2011, 11:10 PM #30
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I get "stop using full auto!" at rec while I'm actually on semi capped at 8bps but the best one I've ever heard is a maybe sixteen year old with all brand new top of the line gear ego 11 and everything sitting at a table with everything still in the bnib boxes call a ref over and ask where the paintballs go into his ego and how to put every thing together (like how to turn on, pressurize, ect). I almost gave up on the future of the sport right there.
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Old 10-17-2011, 01:15 AM #31
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Dude decked out in a speedball jersey pants, decent mask and ego11...I ask him if he's played the layout we were about to play..he says he's never played airball, he only plays rec..with a 1100 dollar gun...same guy ran to snake corner after I specifically told him to go to the snake and even showed him where it was

After yelling positions out, back left, back center, left side ect..a kid yells at me that he doesn't understand "army talk" so I ask him if he knows his left from his right, he didn't answer, so I showed him....

I got a ton regarding pumps...everything from they shoot farther, to he's shooting to fast ect

Apparently my Emag with new software was old and slow, untill the cool kids realized they weren't the only ones who could ramp...so they left..

I'm a Pro player when I use my ego and wear a jersey.

Watching someone yell surrender at me while they're running. With they're gun down at me at my guns pionted at them..
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Old 10-17-2011, 01:35 AM #32
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Scenario game back in 2004, middle of winter. this one was my fault actually. i should've known better.

We're getting ready for a raid, theres 6 of us. an older guy with a pump gun goes "i can't do much, i just have a pump."

Spy. he killed us all.
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Old 10-17-2011, 08:12 AM #33
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"We are practicing so we'll be ready for world cup"
I wanted to tell them the winners of world cup aren't the guys who decided that the weekend before was a good time to finally get together.
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Old 10-17-2011, 01:28 PM #34
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Scenario game back in 2004, middle of winter. this one was my fault actually. i should've known better.

We're getting ready for a raid, theres 6 of us. an older guy with a pump gun goes "i can't do much, i just have a pump."

Spy. he killed us all.
^Fail.

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"Y'all go get those guys, they suck, they're just camping!" Said the 11 year old agglet to his buddies who were, in fact camping while the other team was systematically moving up and picking them off.
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Old 10-19-2011, 04:59 PM #35
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Old 10-19-2011, 07:40 PM #36
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:41 PM #37
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Handing my Mechanical Autococker over to a kid and he says after looking it over:

"How do you turn it on?"

More out of ignorance then stupidity but i found it funny nonetheless.
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Old 10-23-2011, 12:15 AM #38
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Old 11-01-2011, 05:36 AM #39
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Old 11-01-2011, 02:37 PM #40
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"Hey ref! He's shooting full auto!" A rental player yelling at me for walking the trigger on my Axe. A classic favorite of mine.

Another wasn't said, i just laughed when i saw it. 13 year old kid steps out of the car with his dad and walks over to the trunk of his car and takes out his Invert Mini. An Invert Mini that he taped a Red Dot sight to the barrel smh.

Also gotta love the rental players who come up to me saying their gun isn't working. I then proceed to turn the safety off and give them the gun back
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Old 11-01-2011, 11:05 PM #41
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"Hey ref! He's shooting full auto!" A rental player yelling at me for walking the trigger on my Axe. A classic favorite of mine.

Another wasn't said, i just laughed when i saw it. 13 year old kid steps out of the car with his dad and walks over to the trunk of his car and takes out his Invert Mini. An Invert Mini that he taped a Red Dot sight to the barrel smh.

Also gotta love the rental players who come up to me saying their gun isn't working. I then proceed to turn the safety off and give them the gun back
lol dude I'd go play a tourney with a red dot duct taped to my barrel
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Old 11-02-2011, 08:24 PM #42
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Im the ref for the day and some little kid tells me this: "Can we play team deathmatch or slayer?"
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