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Old 02-19-2013, 06:37 PM #211
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:57 PM #212
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"can I pistol whip someone if they get to close ? " said this one kid from my field
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Old 02-20-2013, 11:25 PM #213
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Old 02-21-2013, 11:01 AM #214
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Oh I bunker renters all the time because the last several times I tried to surrender them they would try and spin or do something stupid that usually resulted in them getting shot more than the one ball I would put into them if I bunkered them. As long as you don't overshoot them I don't see a problem with bunkering.

It's when you have *******s putting 5+ shots into the back of a renter's head that I start having problems.
Then just tap them with your barrel or something to that extent. I know at my field if you're right on them (barrel is about to touch them) you can yell rambo and have it be a force out. There's no reason to bunker rentals, they don't know what's going on so just give them a break.
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Old 02-21-2013, 12:49 PM #215
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i was asked if my Piranha G2 STS was full auto.......
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Old 03-20-2013, 08:28 PM #216
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Old 03-22-2013, 11:32 AM #217
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Younger kid about 13: It is unfair that you are on the other team.
Me: Why?
Younger kid about 13: You are here every weekend!

I ref three weekends out of the month and it was team practice day and i was getting some rec ball in at lunch.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:54 PM #218
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Guy was playing with a slingshot vs my tipmann rental. I bunkered him and said "do you surrender" he started running so I shot him 5x. He then came back and said he thought I was telling him that I was surrendering, and that he misunderstood me. Thats right, I got the jump on him, from behind, with nowhere for him to dodge, and he thinks I'm suddenly offering to surrender to him while all he has is a slingshot that wasnt even loaded.

They let him back in the game and just told me dont use the words "surrender" as it could lead to confusion. I shot him in the chin about 2 minutes later.
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Old 03-22-2013, 09:53 PM #219
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"You are stupid, why would you walk on the field with a pump gun and a tiny hopper, you have no chance against all the semi's"-rental said to me

Needless to say he took one to the mask,and later complained that I "had it out for him"
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Old 04-09-2013, 05:32 PM #220
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Whats the difference between my BT-4 and your weird looking pink thing. Thank you very much kid my weird looking pink thing is worth a grand....
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Old 04-09-2013, 05:40 PM #221
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I got called a pro...a lot..cause I was the only regular there playing airball. lol
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Old 05-07-2013, 08:57 AM #222
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Was playing the other day. got pinned in a bunker from 3 angles. couldnt shoot at 1 without exposing myself to someone else who had a line on me. popped out at the guy on the far right and I catch movment in my left periferal...

start to swing over and see theres somone SITTING right next to me behind the bunker.

"Whats up?" he says

"nothing... hi..." As I continue shooting right.

I look over and he's still calmly sitting, gun on lap, looking at me... look at his arm and his arm band is from the other team...

I hesitate... point my gun at him... "surrender"

"nope, I got the drop on you, youre out"

"but you didnt ask for me to surrender..."

"OH!... you have to say surrender?"

"yes..."

a ref walked over, sees him, gun in lap... sees me, gun pointed at his chest...

"whats up guys?"

I explain...

he shakes his head and laughs, points at the guy "go back to your bunker, you have 5 seconds"
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Old 05-07-2013, 06:44 PM #223
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Was playing the other day. got pinned in a bunker from 3 angles. couldnt shoot at 1 without exposing myself to someone else who had a line on me. popped out at the guy on the far right and I catch movment in my left periferal...

start to swing over and see theres somone SITTING right next to me behind the bunker.

"Whats up?" he says

"nothing... hi..." As I continue shooting right.

I look over and he's still calmly sitting, gun on lap, looking at me... look at his arm and his arm band is from the other team...

I hesitate... point my gun at him... "surrender"

"nope, I got the drop on you, youre out"

"but you didnt ask for me to surrender..."

"OH!... you have to say surrender?"

"yes..."

a ref walked over, sees him, gun in lap... sees me, gun pointed at his chest...

"whats up guys?"

I explain...

he shakes his head and laughs, points at the guy "go back to your bunker, you have 5 seconds"
haha nice, what goes thru these kids heads lol


so far my funniest was just:

from kid: how do i turn my gun into a machine gun "while he held a rent-a-tipman" and this was from someone older then me which i thought was funny.

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Old 05-08-2013, 01:03 PM #224
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Kid yelled at me because I had "one of those new voice activated guns",,,it was an ion.
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:23 AM #225
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Ref calls game in 10 and 3 seconds into it a kid yells paintcheck. Ref:"The game didnt start yet" Kid: "I think I shot myself"
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Old 05-10-2013, 12:40 PM #226
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Went to the local field for the first time in about a year. One of the ref's referred to paint as "bullets". This is common to hear from a first-timer but from a ref.... I smh'd so damn hard.
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Old 05-10-2013, 01:47 PM #227
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2 of us were pinned down against 3 other people.

Teammate says, "Don't worry, I got this." He got shot in the forehead about 2 seconds later.
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Old 05-10-2013, 02:00 PM #228
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2 of us were pinned down against 3 other people.

Teammate says, "Don't worry, I got this." He got shot in the forehead about 2 seconds later.
I was reffing a game.... one guy looks at the guy one bunker behind him. "cover me I'm moving back!"

"ok ready! 3 2 1 GO!" they both pop up, the back guy lets go with his EGO, the guy in front turns around and runs face first into his barrel...

takes 2 or 3 to the mask and one in the forehead from less then 6 inches away. stumbles slightly then makes it to his bunker.

I'm sprinting to him and hes now gun on ground holding the bunker for support. He looks at me, paint covering his mask, blood running down his forehead into his eyes and down his neck andsays something I'll never forget...

... ...

"Am I out?"




him 15 min later...

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Old 05-12-2013, 12:13 PM #229
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Yes, can you ? if you're playing rec GTFO.
Why are people so stupid... Obviously he doesn't have it on full auto.. Most kids and people who don't know any better cannot tell the difference between full auto and walking the trigger.
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Old 05-13-2013, 05:15 PM #230
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I got "voted out" a few weeks ago. I joined in a rec group played two games used maybe half a hopper total went to join in the next one and they informed me I was "voted out" and they didn't want to play with pros.
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Old 05-13-2013, 05:49 PM #231
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"I hate you for sniping me out of the game 5 times threw a crack that was 1 1/2in wide"

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