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Old 10-02-2011, 10:21 AM #1
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what is the stupidest thing you ever heard on the field

what are the stupidest things you have ever heard on the field
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:14 PM #2
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"where do you put the bullets" - regarding my mag fed marker
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Old 10-02-2011, 07:07 PM #3
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i heard that a kid asked someone that had a grid pattern on his halo if it was a gps
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Old 10-02-2011, 07:58 PM #4
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:52 PM #5
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renter: if i put a paper clip in my barrel holes(yes holes not porting) i can have a shot gun
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:08 AM #6
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"he overshot me" he was useing a pump that made a good laugh
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:26 AM #7
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Instead of posting how these people make dumb remarks why don't you educate them about the sport?
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:33 AM #8
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"he overshot me" he was useing a pump that made a good laugh


could happen ... what if you were out and he kept shooting you ? also don't forget about AT on pumps
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Old 10-03-2011, 08:54 AM #9
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Instead of posting how these people make dumb remarks why don't you educate them about the sport?
Some people are uneducable.


Anyway the dumbest thing I've ever heard on the field was a guy with an Automag telling my friend (who had just gogged the guy with a pump from across the field) that the reason my friend had shot him was that he had more "range" due to his gun's closed-bolt design, and that he simply couldn't "reach" my friend with his open-bolt gun. Neither of us had any comment to that...

Another time, I heard someone say that gun "A" was accurate at short range, but not at long range, while gun "B" was accurate at long range, but not at short range. You're wasting your breath if you think you can correct nonsense such as that.
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Old 10-03-2011, 09:33 AM #10
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Shooting 210 fps from one rental vibe to shooting 309 fps from another I try to find a ref. From a paintball field's staff: "Sorry, but the Smart Parts Vibe's velocity can't be adjusted, it's locked from the factory."
"Uh, I know it's possible to adjust the velocity through the regulator just give me an Allen wrench."
"It's locked from the factory!"
Pissed off at the lies, I walk back to the car, get the proper sized Allen wrench, and adjust the velocity to 285fps through the regulator.

Looking around online for a 45/45ci normal tank, I find that ninja paintball still sells the old school size that's comfortable to shoulder. I go to my local paintball store to see if I can save by avoiding shipping and handling fees.
From a local paintball store's staff: "They stopped making 45/45 ci they only make 45/50ci now." The reason he said this was to sell the only 45/50 ci empire tank he had.
It is a good idea to educate yourself online before going anywhere. People lie.

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Old 10-03-2011, 10:41 AM #11
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I still love people asking me how many times I have to pump my gun to get it up to 300fps.
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Old 10-03-2011, 10:54 AM #12
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this is great
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:24 AM #13
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“Surrender! Surrender! Surrender!!” As the player is running through the open towards my bunker without his marker pointed at me
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Old 10-03-2011, 11:46 AM #14
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^^ that ones always good. there like 30 ft from you and yell surrender hahha. my favorite is on the speedball field yest a buncha new kids to speedball. ref just gets done saying cap all guns to 12 bps. the kid turns to me and asks...do you know how to cap my gun at 20 -___-
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Old 10-03-2011, 12:46 PM #15
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Last night me and my buddy went to play from around 7pm-12am so there weren't that many people there which was perfect because were getting back into the sport. Well everyone has rentals and im using an Ego 10 and buddy has an ion. After many games there is one kid that just neglects the mask on the field rule and is just trouble. Anyways after every game there on out he *****es were running full auto -.- now it shouldn't matter lol but from some reason it just urked me I even showed another kid that it wasn't auto and really semi. It just got annoying after awhile and for the person who said to educate them.... some people you just can't teach. The same kid ended up blind firing and another kid on his team i heard something bought turning it up. Next round he got me in the arm and its the biggest welt on me now lol Props to him though had good aim but swear he was wiping.
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:05 PM #16
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"Can you please turn off your full auto"
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:16 PM #17
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Got the question of 'What is the point of a pump' while I was leaving the chrono station yesterday. And then two weeks prior the question of 'Why bother using a pump' while on the field.
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:50 PM #18
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I still love people asking me how many times I have to pump my gun to get it up to 300fps.
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Old 10-03-2011, 05:51 PM #19
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^^ that ones always good. there like 30 ft from you and yell surrender hahha. my favorite is on the speedball field yest a buncha new kids to speedball. ref just gets done saying cap all guns to 12 bps. the kid turns to me and asks...do you know how to cap my gun at 20 -___-
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Old 10-03-2011, 06:18 PM #20
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i love this thread already
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Old 10-03-2011, 07:12 PM #21
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"Can you please turn off your full auto"

Yes, can you ? if you're playing rec GTFO.
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