Originally Posted by Deadly Milkman 2.0
You guys don't haze in the Canadian Army?....
only when you're a new guy to battalion.
you get alot of **** thrown your way. the ****ty taskings, the ****ty jobs all go to the new guys to make sure they know they're the new guys and to shut the **** up.
the last two years i was around, they wouldn't even tell me when new guys were coming. CoC hated me and the other Para Coy boys because we ****ing tortured new guys.
grab them off the bus, tear their **** apart and throw it in a pile. all the while we're forcing them to do funnels of beer/whiskey/vodka/whatever had alcohol in it. cam them up and drag their ***** off to the beer store and make them buy two cases or they weren't coming back. get them back and force them to run around the parade square and do pull ups and push ups until they vomit and force more beer funnels down their throats.
and if a guy didn't drink? hello water!
i use to be great at making guys do flutter kicks till i got bored.
i once had a guy i worked with after he'd been in battalion for two years, admit that he avoided me at all costs because i terrified him that badly on his new guy party.
at least they weren't allowed to throw beer bottles at us like they did when i was a new guy.