My dog used to chew **** like crazy. He obliterated a second generation ipod nano i bought only like 3 months earlier, plenty of shoes, a computer mouse, and he decided to gnaw on the corner of a low coffee table.
Oh and my moms ******* cats puking and pissing. I just want them gone since they are always whining and scratching.
Mine was bad about chewing when she was a pup. Same with when we would leave for only a couple hours she would rip bed sheets, I guess separation anxiety, but it seemed pretty extreme for the amount of time we were gone. She also pissed in the house all the time whenever she felt like it, damn huskies.
""its a maxima...my car is a special edition v6 twin cam 3.5 liter...we clocked the thing in stock 1/4mile in 12 seconds without anything. the place we dragged it was on a road my friend KNEW to be a quarter mile. the specs were 235 horsepower dont ****ing tell me to get off drugs
edit: timed it with a stop watch 12.35 seconds""
Originally Posted by Spock: "Which part of your life learning, reason and experience dictate that your status in the afterlife depends on your acceptance of a 2000 year old carpenter as your savior?"
So I am visiting my parents and just talking the couch. They asked if I wanted something to drink, just so happened they had some new flavor of Mountain Dew or something. So I get a glass and sit down and before I could take a sip, their toy poodle jumped across my lap and its hind side landed in the glass and just looked up at me. Normally I would have been pissed since it was the last bit, but the randomness of it made us all laugh pretty hard.
kill skunks and bury them under the house. my siberian husky pulled this little stunt...
used to have a goose around the same time i had the husky. this goose would stand just outside of my huskys reach and bite at her nose. well we gave the goose to our neighbor about a mile down the road. bout 3 weeks later, husky slips her collar and has goose for dinner that night lmao. karma is so great lmao