ITT:the condom rips - PbNation
Find fields & stores near you!
Find fields and stores
Zipcode
PbNation News
PbNation News
Community Focus
Community Focus

 
Archived Thread - Cannot Edit  
Old 11-26-2003, 05:32 AM #1
Thatsnotniceatall
You suck
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
 has been a member for 10 years
ITT:the condom rips

Ok, so i was posting on here about my stomach and i get msn'd by two girls they want me to come over. SO i lay down for a little and then put on some clothes and sneak out. So were all kinda making out and most of the clothes are off and anyways i was paying more attention to one b/c im inexperienced with 2 women at same time(never) and anyways so the one chick leaves the virgin with me and tells me to take her friends virginity so im like ok sure so we are fooling around and make a short story shorter the condom ripped.

guys what do i do for real non of that punch her in the stomach **** im really skerd. i have a gf and this girl is 15 im 17 please please please help
Thatsnotniceatall is offline  
Old Sponsored Links Remove Advertisement
Advertisement
Old 11-26-2003, 05:41 AM #2
Nagamaki
Long Live Britania
 
Nagamaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dartmouth.N.S.,CANADA
 has been a member for 10 years
If i get what i think your say,You sir are royaly screwed.I hope it was worth it.But theres always abortion (i think there is at least.)
__________________
-Max Jenkins
Owner of Emulsion Paintball
Nagamaki is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 05:43 AM #3
Thatsnotniceatall
You suck
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
 has been a member for 10 years
isnt there like a morning after pill within 72 hours?!?!
Thatsnotniceatall is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 05:47 AM #4
Nagamaki
Long Live Britania
 
Nagamaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dartmouth.N.S.,CANADA
 has been a member for 10 years
Yes you are correct,RU-486 (the abortion pill),you'll have to get her to go to her family doctor and ask about it either he will give it to her or he will refer her to another doctor who can or there is numbers she can call different hot lines for info.Providing she does that but you can never know.
__________________
-Max Jenkins
Owner of Emulsion Paintball

Last edited by Nagamaki : 11-26-2003 at 05:51 AM.
Nagamaki is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 05:51 AM #5
Nagamaki
Long Live Britania
 
Nagamaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dartmouth.N.S.,CANADA
 has been a member for 10 years
She takes 2 pills and has a efficacy rate from 75% - 85%
Thats for Levonorgestre,i forgot that there is one other besides ru-486.Most are 2 tables some others are 3,4,5 and 20 tablets.So when this is all done and over with,then you can either punch her in the stomac or your self. !
__________________
-Max Jenkins
Owner of Emulsion Paintball
Nagamaki is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 07:16 AM #6
heyheyheyfrompbr
Banned
 
heyheyheyfrompbr's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
 has been a member for 10 years
...or you can donkey punch her in the stomach!
heyheyheyfrompbr is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 07:39 AM #7
NotDrunkenPenguin
Banned
 
NotDrunkenPenguin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: *508*
 has been a member for 10 years
why isnt she on the BC?
NotDrunkenPenguin is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 07:39 AM #8
RIAA
Banned
 
RIAA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
 has been a member for 10 years
What do I do if I knock a girl up?

Don't worry, kiddies. Its not the end of your life, just the end of hers. Here are some tips on how you can keep living your fun, care-free lifestyle.

1. Kill the broad.

You can't have her going around telling everyone that YOU knocked her up. That just wouldn't be right, would it?

2. Bury her somewhere where she will NEVER be found.

You don't want any of these burdens coming back on you, do you? Make sure you bury her in a really DEEP grave so that she won't be found for at least 10 years.

3. Go back to living the way you were!

You can't let a little incident like this keep you down. Please continue living your care-free lifestyle and take on NO responsibilities from here on out.


I hope you have enjoyed listening to my advice. Have a nice day!
RIAA is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 08:07 AM #9
Nagamaki
Long Live Britania
 
Nagamaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dartmouth.N.S.,CANADA
 has been a member for 10 years
__________________
-Max Jenkins
Owner of Emulsion Paintball
Nagamaki is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 08:27 AM #10
pHiBeR_OpTiK_11
are you my dad?
 
pHiBeR_OpTiK_11's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: slums of shaolin
pHiBeR_OpTiK_11 is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
give her the brooklyn abortion
__________________
my gun goes boom boom boom
miltown throwdown
BREW CITY
www.cmpmilwaukee.com
www.neutralground.tv
pHiBeR_OpTiK_11 is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 08:30 AM #11
Psyke-O
JV UberGOON
 
Psyke-O's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: **202**
 has been a member for 10 years
Quote:
Originally posted by Nagamaki
Yes you are correct,RU-486 (the abortion pill),you'll have to get her to go to her family doctor and ask about it either he will give it to her or he will refer her to another doctor who can or there is numbers she can call different hot lines for info.Providing she does that but you can never know.
that is NOT the morning after pill. that is a pill used to terminate pregnancies later in the term.

the "morning after" pill can be taken up to 120 hours after unprotected sex. however, the sooner the better. get her to a Planned Parenthood clinic asap. unless you want to be called daddy soon.

oh, and as for cheating on your girl, you deserve this you ****ing cockbite.
__________________
feed back : http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=209699

"Originally posted by TADA
and psyke-o lives up to the name... bringing up some good point i might add. "

"Originally posted by shokadiznog
hahahahaha psyke-0 you one crazy foo "
Psyke-O is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 09:08 AM #12
Hellcat
Banned
 
Hellcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Germantown, Ohio
 has been a member for 10 years
ahahahahaa. like the old saying goes, cheaters never prosper ^_^


just pray ur gf doesn't find out.
Hellcat is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 09:10 AM #13
MeRcaNtiCo
OGDT 12/29
 
MeRcaNtiCo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Portland, OR
MeRcaNtiCo is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
Re: ITT:the condom rips

Quote:
Originally posted by Thatsnotniceatall
Ok, so i was posting on here about my stomach and i get msn'd by two girls they want me to come over. SO i lay down for a little and then put on some clothes and sneak out. So were all kinda making out and most of the clothes are off and anyways i was paying more attention to one b/c im inexperienced with 2 women at same time(never) and anyways so the one chick leaves the virgin with me and tells me to take her friends virginity so im like ok sure so we are fooling around and make a short story shorter the condom ripped.

guys what do i do for real non of that punch her in the stomach **** im really skerd. i have a gf and this girl is 15 im 17 please please please help
12-24 hours give her the damn 40 dollars to get the morning after pill.

dont wait, she will get pregnant. get the damn pill.
__________________
`mErc

I like alcohol
MeRcaNtiCo is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 09:12 AM #14
Hellcat
Banned
 
Hellcat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Germantown, Ohio
 has been a member for 10 years
lmao, be funny if he didn't get he pregnant, but better yet, got AIDS!
Hellcat is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 09:19 AM #15
Nagamaki
Long Live Britania
 
Nagamaki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Dartmouth.N.S.,CANADA
 has been a member for 10 years
<MEAN>,now if he got aids,different story.
__________________
-Max Jenkins
Owner of Emulsion Paintball
Nagamaki is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 09:26 AM #16
KlassicCrayola
plz say the baby
 
KlassicCrayola's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SLC
KlassicCrayola is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
pwned
__________________
my feedback
KlassicCrayola is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 09:27 AM #17
PhantomPhixion
Upsidedown #Cake
 
PhantomPhixion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: East 702
 has been a member for 10 years
PhantomPhixion supports Team VICIOUS
hey I had some chick that i did trying to say that she was pregnant. but she was lieing. I think i should punch her in the stomach just because of that.
__________________
Need a new sig lolololol
PhantomPhixion is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 10:30 AM #18
MeRcaNtiCo
OGDT 12/29
 
MeRcaNtiCo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Portland, OR
MeRcaNtiCo is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
well if she knew she was pregnant there would be no point of the pill.....
__________________
`mErc

I like alcohol
MeRcaNtiCo is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 10:30 AM #19
SonOfTheSouth
Suicide Messiah
 
SonOfTheSouth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Between Heaven and Hell
 has been a member for 10 years
I know how you feel man, I was just in the same situation. It's the worst feeling ever. It'll all work out for the best though.
__________________
D.A.M.M.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers


On the day old Curtis died, nobody came and prayed.
Ol' preacher said some words, and they chunked him in the grave.
Well, he lived a lifetime, playin' the black man's blues
And on the day he lost his life, that's all he had to lose
SonOfTheSouth is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 10:34 AM #20
HypershockerU2
3071578
 
HypershockerU2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Carlisle PA
HypershockerU2 is a Supporting Member
HypershockerU2 is a founding member
 has been a member for 10 years
Get her drunk. Alcohol poisoning = miscarriage.
HypershockerU2 is offline  
Old 11-26-2003, 10:38 AM #21
p8ntgurl
Like Tick, Tick
 
p8ntgurl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Deltona, FL
p8ntgurl is a Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
p8ntgurl donated to help Peyton Trent
p8ntgurl supports Bob Gurnsey
Plan B, the Morning After Pill, good for 72 hours after unprotected intercourse and free at Planned Parenthood for teenagers, no questions asked. And no, getting drunk in early pregnancy does not cause miscarriages otherwise I'd have 2 dead kids.
__________________
Ad astra per aspera

Maybe it's not my weekend
But it's gonna be my year
p8ntgurl is offline  
 




Posting Rules
Forum Jump