Originally Posted by N1ckonraSeD
Good evening Misfitz, as you may or may not know Joe is no longer with us anymore, so I Nicholas B DeSarno shall be taking his place. According to our contract, page 53 paragraph 4 line 17 If Joe has been missing, rapped, and or murdered Nicholas B DeSarno will be taking his role as leader/capt for Team Misfitz.
Ighty fella's practice at either Top Gun or Dan's place meeting at Mikes and come shirtless cause IIIIII got the Jersey's. No more fukcing around IM TAKIN CHARGE IN THIS BTICHHHHHHH! WHO WANTS A COOKIE!?!?!? (jk Joe come back b4 i rape u)
It also states, quite clearly, in Section 4a through 4d, Page 55, Line 232 and on:
"No one player may claim possession of team with overbearing, rude or unwanted actions, including, but not limited to the following:
ranging from objects to living/breathing organisms. Yes small children are included in this clause.
Excessive profanity, in person or via internet
Assault - of any form
You may not offer such rewards and not issue them later (ie: offering cookies and never actually handing out cookies...that's just not cool)
Rape Threats, of any kind. Especially towards mothers.
You may not get visit Jimi Hendrix, nor may you experience him and become an overly obnoxious child
If, for whatever reason, you do visit Jimi and take a trip with him you may not come back down and cause a commotion
Commotions from such circumstances include, but are not limited to, the following:
Sleeping - sleep is okay, but you may not snore.
- you may not sleep on another member of the team
- you may not sleep on any one in general for that matter
- you may not distract or hinder drivers of any motorized vehicle from completing their assigned task
- you may not yell pointless things out, this includes rapping, free-styling, singling, humming, crying, whining and shushing people
Refer to your teammates as ugly, whether it be directly or indirectly ....."
By the looks of this quote, and the testimony of a few members of this team, you have failed to comply to these rules. I am sorry, good sir, but you fail.
Originally Posted by ShrimpBoatLucas
Hahahahahahha seriously nick, my arm is not a pillow for ur big *** head.
So, in conclusion: