That's like my last friday, went out to some bar/club, near the end I was just dancing with everybody, ended up with one girl with dyke hair. Was telling her in her ear to come to the 'afterparty' at this girl's house I was crashing at, she was all sure, then I said cool, let me tell my friend, by the way, what's your name. She turned around to tell me but I wasn't listening, I was looking. And I ran away. Probably why all it would've taken to **** her is 2 songs of dancing. And probably had some **** too.
Don't mess around with dykes.
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i got drunk at this girl's apartment, i work with her. We got piss drunk, she told me to carry her into her bedroom so we could play doom on her laptop together. srsly. we beat the first doom, started to play doom II and we got so drunk we just had to black out and call it a night. I think I'm in love.
Just spent the week in Boston. I love living on the East Coast. Literally got ****ed up every night and spent a **** ton of time with the lady. I wanna take a break for a while from partying lolz.
How was everyone's St. Pat's?
No, not yet. But she's coming over tonight for my party and I should be getting some doom, if you know what I mean.
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Haha wtf. I think that's a win?
It is.
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I disagree. See previous post for details.
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.
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Everybody knows Doom I is better then sex. Bruce, what difficulty setting did you guys choose? "Hurt me plenty"?
Actually, yes. Seriously, everyone loves Doom.
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Adam Savage of Mythbusters
Hooked up with this *****. She wants to **** and smoke with me tomorrow. Gotta check facebook tomorrow to make sure she's hot. I'll update when she accepts me tomorrow haha. Reminds me of this:
I'm ****ing jealous. My spring break involved me working at least 12 hour days. One day i started at 7 and didn't get home till 12:30 at night, i can't wait till i have money to go to places like that. Where is it specifically?
In other news, I've met my cuddling needs for the weekend with this chick
If I didn't actually want to go out with her I'd be out hunting for easy college poon. Real talk here, IDK about you guys but having a legit challenge in getting with a woman is awesome. ****s for me are just like jerking off; you can do it whenever and it's just for getting some release when you need it (not that ****s aren't awesome when you need one). I really enjoy the chase as well as the catch I guess.
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"My goal this year is to prove natural selection on the show. It's gonna take a while, it's gonna be very hard to make it fascinating on film in the context of our narrative structure, but I figure screw it. The sky's the limit. Let's do natural selection. I'm sick of fifty percent of this country thinking creationism is reasonable. It's appalling."
Adam Savage of Mythbusters
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