[chandler SNARF]

Originally Posted by Noob Baller123

Well....good luck being miserable and having said girl run over you with a monster truck...just sayin

Nah, I haven't texted her back. I'm going to stay out of the dating thing for a while.

[Noob Baller123]

Good, I've been single since I was 18 and I'm 21. All I can say is that it's way less expensive, and way less drama. Update, girl that had no phone, computer ect from the wrestling party just called me up and said to come over. Time to get some bootay on a rainy day

[bubbleboy016]

It needs to rain here. This heat wave is ridiculous. 91 degrees at 11:30pm..

[Noob Baller123]

Where are you from? Its been 100+ for the past 10 days with no rain. This is the first bit we have had in a long time

[Bacon and Eggs]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

srs post is srs

srs post is srs, its worked for me. if shes dtf shes dtf, idk why you ****ers keep getting hung up on feelings and what randoms think of you


It was 105 when I started my bike ride this afternoon, like riding through hell

[St.Geezy]

My girl problem is that every girl here is Mormon.

nuff said

[edud V.2]

so they're whores except on Sunday?

[ReDNeCk98]

nothing like getting woke up in the middle of the night to talk on facebook cause some people idk died and now i gotta listen to the gf ***** fml.


anyways pulling up to the airport in chicago toady they had a fire some car burnt to the ground

[chandler SNARF]

Chill/hot chick from L.A. that comes up to visit is giving me signs that she wants to hook up. The catch is my friend thinks he has a thing with her and she's like "WTF" about it sooo. **** her and keep it quiet?

[St.Geezy]

Originally Posted by edud V.2

so they're whores except on Sunday?

No where I live they are all Molly Mormon. In Salt Lake they are all friggin ****s.

[Dikkens]

Alright boys. This is the drunkest ive been in such a long time, tell me what you think.

Today was the best night and the worst night of my ****ing life.
So Im planning on going to Temple University last night to my fgriends apartment for a small get together with friehnds and whatnhot. I get out of work at 7, walk to riteaid and get some shaving cream cologne and some 5 hour energies. I go home, shave, shower, and head up to temple. I get there and start drinking with my boys and these chicks come over. Anyways, Im just having a good time bull****ting with my friend and the one girl lexi starts showing some interest. Cool, shes kinda chubby but dude shes actually really cute and its kinda turning me on. Anyways I go outside with my friends older bro and smoke a cig, and aparently lexi and this other girl were in a room together asking "wheres dikkens? Wheres the hell is dikkens???" So i come yuptiars and the biddies are like to dikkens come in here so i go in this room and lock the door with these 2 girls. we start talking and the girl lexi starts talking about the threesome with her andf this other girl rachel (i was REALLLLLLLLLY drunk at this point. This girl Rachel was pretty gross but i was obliterated) Anyways, I hook up with lexi and rachel and we start fooling around. They both go down on me at the same time (****ing amazing) and are fooling around, then Lexi goes "youi gotta talk dirty to us". I can barely string a coherent sentence together so I really wasnt feeling it so im like "just do what you gotta do, keep going" and grab them both by the hair and let them do their thing. Then I try to take the girls clothes off and im suckin on her titties and whatnot but cant take anything off cause im too ****in drunk, Then Lexi is like "okay rachel time to lose it" At that point im limp as a mofo and like WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA...UR A VIRGIN? they strart giggling and im like hellz naw this girls fat and about to lose her virginity to me im not havin this., So I whisper in lexis ear "yo ill **** you but your friends gotta go" and shes like "WOW THATS SO RUDE" and they said they were gonna go "take a couple more shots and brb." and they walked out and told my friends I have a baby dick and cant get it up...all because of the fat friend, which made me reallly pissed and freaked out.

So in the same night I had the best time of my life (2 girls going down on me at the same time) and the worst (spreading rumors ab out my baby weenur lololol). Im still pretty pissed at them but dont know what to do. I would totally **** lexi but not her friend, and the next time we see each other i dont know what i should say/do because she thinks i have ED lol. Hope you guys enjoy this story lol. Now I gotta go to work still drunk and on no sleep. (BAMF)

Simp, I know I called you last night but I completely forget what was said. Refresh my memory

[Matt 23]

Originally Posted by Dikkens

Alright boys. This is the drunkest ive been in such a long time, tell me what you think.

Today was the best night and the worst night of my ****ing life.
So Im planning on going to Temple University last night to my fgriends apartment for a small get together with friehnds and whatnhot. I get out of work at 7, walk to riteaid and get some shaving cream cologne and some 5 hour energies. I go home, shave, shower, and head up to temple. I get there and start drinking with my boys and these chicks come over. Anyways, Im just having a good time bull****ting with my friend and the one girl lexi starts showing some interest. Cool, shes kinda chubby but dude shes actually really cute and its kinda turning me on. Anyways I go outside with my friends older bro and smoke a cig, and aparently lexi and this other girl were in a room together asking "wheres dikkens? Wheres the hell is dikkens???" So i come yuptiars and the biddies are like to dikkens come in here so i go in this room and lock the door with these 2 girls. we start talking and the girl lexi starts talking about the threesome with her andf this other girl rachel (i was REALLLLLLLLLY drunk at this point. This girl Rachel was pretty gross but i was obliterated) Anyways, I hook up with lexi and rachel and we start fooling around. They both go down on me at the same time (****ing amazing) and are fooling around, then Lexi goes "youi gotta talk dirty to us". I can barely string a coherent sentence together so I really wasnt feeling it so im like "just do what you gotta do, keep going" and grab them both by the hair and let them do their thing. Then I try to take the girls clothes off and im suckin on her titties and whatnot but cant take anything off cause im too ****in drunk, Then Lexi is like "okay rachel time to lose it" At that point im limp as a mofo and like WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA...UR A VIRGIN? they strart giggling and im like hellz naw this girls fat and about to lose her virginity to me im not havin this., So I whisper in lexis ear "yo ill **** you but your friends gotta go" and shes like "WOW THATS SO RUDE" and they said they were gonna go "take a couple more shots and brb." and they walked out and told my friends I have a baby dick and cant get it up...all because of the fat friend, which made me reallly pissed and freaked out.

So in the same night I had the best time of my life (2 girls going down on me at the same time) and the worst (spreading rumors ab out my baby weenur lololol). Im still pretty pissed at them but dont know what to do. I would totally **** lexi but not her friend, and the next time we see each other i dont know what i should say/do because she thinks i have ED lol. Hope you guys enjoy this story lol. Now I gotta go to work still drunk and on no sleep. (BAMF)

Simp, I know I called you last night but I completely forget what was said. Refresh my memory

Don't sweat the limp, I'm pretty sure she and everyone else knows it was just a minor case of whiskey dick. She feels that she needs some leverage or something to punish you for for being rude to her friend. If you can't blame it on beer, blame on it on them. Say they were too fat and disgusting to get you hard, its the sad truth.

[Noob Baller123]

Last night= success. Banged that girl after 2 days of waiting. She thought it would be cool to have sex on her patio with the storm lol. Sucks I had to be up 4 hours after we had sex because she had to go to work. Back to sleep

[Noob Baller123]

Originally Posted by Dikkens

Alright boys. This is the drunkest ive been in such a long time, tell me what you think.

Today was the best night and the worst night of my ****ing life.
So Im planning on going to Temple University last night to my fgriends apartment for a small get together with friehnds and whatnhot. I get out of work at 7, walk to riteaid and get some shaving cream cologne and some 5 hour energies. I go home, shave, shower, and head up to temple. I get there and start drinking with my boys and these chicks come over. Anyways, Im just having a good time bull****ting with my friend and the one girl lexi starts showing some interest. Cool, shes kinda chubby but dude shes actually really cute and its kinda turning me on. Anyways I go outside with my friends older bro and smoke a cig, and aparently lexi and this other girl were in a room together asking "wheres dikkens? Wheres the hell is dikkens???" So i come yuptiars and the biddies are like to dikkens come in here so i go in this room and lock the door with these 2 girls. we start talking and the girl lexi starts talking about the threesome with her andf this other girl rachel (i was REALLLLLLLLLY drunk at this point. This girl Rachel was pretty gross but i was obliterated) Anyways, I hook up with lexi and rachel and we start fooling around. They both go down on me at the same time (****ing amazing) and are fooling around, then Lexi goes "youi gotta talk dirty to us". I can barely string a coherent sentence together so I really wasnt feeling it so im like "just do what you gotta do, keep going" and grab them both by the hair and let them do their thing. Then I try to take the girls clothes off and im suckin on her titties and whatnot but cant take anything off cause im too ****in drunk, Then Lexi is like "okay rachel time to lose it" At that point im limp as a mofo and like WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA...UR A VIRGIN? they strart giggling and im like hellz naw this girls fat and about to lose her virginity to me im not havin this., So I whisper in lexis ear "yo ill **** you but your friends gotta go" and shes like "WOW THATS SO RUDE" and they said they were gonna go "take a couple more shots and brb." and they walked out and told my friends I have a baby dick and cant get it up...all because of the fat friend, which made me reallly pissed and freaked out.

So in the same night I had the best time of my life (2 girls going down on me at the same time) and the worst (spreading rumors ab out my baby weenur lololol). Im still pretty pissed at them but dont know what to do. I would totally **** lexi but not her friend, and the next time we see each other i dont know what i should say/do because she thinks i have ED lol. Hope you guys enjoy this story lol. Now I gotta go to work still drunk and on no sleep. (BAMF)

Simp, I know I called you last night but I completely forget what was said. Refresh my memory

Haha sounds awesome. I love fat chicks when I'm drunk with that big ol juicy booty. But the virgin thing, idk, I probably would have went with it just because, **** it, shes a virgin haha. But if she tried spreading rumors I would have walked outside naked and cock slapped them both. Regardless, sounds like you had a good time

[Dikkens]

Originally Posted by Matt 23

Don't sweat the limp, I'm pretty sure she and everyone else knows it was just a minor case of whiskey dick. She feels that she needs some leverage or something to punish you for for being rude to her friend. If you can't blame it on beer, blame on it on them. Say they were too fat and disgusting to get you hard, its the sad truth.

Originally Posted by Noob Baller123

Haha sounds awesome. I love fat chicks when I'm drunk with that big ol juicy booty. But the virgin thing, idk, I probably would have went with it just because, **** it, shes a virgin haha. But if she tried spreading rumors I would have walked outside naked and cock slapped them both. Regardless, sounds like you had a good time

Ill just blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

but yeah, I wasnt ready to let this girl lose her v card to me. I dont know how i would live with myself. The head was awesome though, even though I was too drunk to really be able to feel it. Just the fact that I had two girls sucking me off at the same time was awesome haha something I always dreamed about. The best part was, I didnt even try lol. I introduced myself, had a good time, and when i came inside they pretty much just told me to come in the room and locked the door behind them. Not a bad way to get out of a dryspell

[pacasowithagun]

Originally Posted by xCerealKillerx

remember that chick from the other night? well she accepted my fb lol. i guess since i was drunk i dont remember right but i thought i said "dude she totally wants me" apparently i said "dude she hella wants to **** me" LMAOOOOOO. my friend took a pic of me and her on the bike together, but he wont send me the pic. i ask 4 it twice and he jus never sends it so what ever. im not gonna make a big deal about it.
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i think he is mad cuz we both wanted her, but i layed down game first and she was into me. but in reality i had no idea, i thought he wanted her friend and i was just keeping her company. the whole night i thought she was ugly because it was dark out. i didnt realize how cute she was till we got in the chevron to get drinks.

so guys, how do i go about this? she has a bf, and she told me that indirectly by telling the chevron worker her bf works at chevron too. lol. man she was dtf....

pic makes her look ugly. she really is ****ing cute.

Dike on a trike?

Originally Posted by ReDNeCk98

senior pics bro, lemme get some regs

regs look better than the touched up ones.

Worked at my bros business (pool) for the first time in forever last night. Bunch of cuties and no one knows me other than through him. I shall be back.

Edit- I need new flip flops. What's a good pair that break in quick?

[ReDNeCk98]

Originally Posted by pacasowithagun

Dike on a trike?



regs look better than the touched up ones.

yea, i thought i was god back then when i got that. but come around to it going to college party and **** you see some pretty lame dudes with some great looking chicks. just gotta find them good looking chicks that dont like the popular/preppy kids and your set.

and dikkens i had problems getting drunk and couldnt get hard a couple of time, sound like you had a great time but **** that fat ***** haha that just wrong.

[alex456]

Originally Posted by chandler SNARF

I honestly can say I don't give that much of a **** anymore

liar.

Originally Posted by Dikkens

Alright boys. This is the drunkest ive been in such a long time, tell me what you think.

.....

So in the same night I had the best time of my life (2 girls going down on me at the same time) and the worst (spreading rumors ab out my baby weenur lololol). Im still pretty pissed at them but dont know what to do. I would totally **** lexi but not her friend, and the next time we see each other i dont know what i should say/do because she thinks i have ED lol. Hope you guys enjoy this story lol. Now I gotta go to work still drunk and on no sleep. (BAMF)

Simp, I know I called you last night but I completely forget what was said. Refresh my memory

lol, smart money says ED rumor is better than what would've gone around if you did it






anyways, i'll tell you guys about my past few nights. not for any particular reason, but just because i never really update everyone on where my life is at anymore.

i am, more or less, completely out of "the game". i don't read material anymore, nor lurk on other forums, and i haven't been going out of my way to meet any new girls at all. i also haven't gone on a "date" in almost 4 months now, instead i just hang out with my boys and if i want to see (read: mess around with) anyone, i just invite them to a party. in many ways i've been a completely worthless ******* lately and while its something i'm not proud of, i havent really had any motivation to change. maybe i'm just a bitter person these days. anyway, im not sure if my descent from game has been because i'm good enough not to need it anymore or because i just dont give a ****, but i think (read: hope) that its the former rather than the latter.

soooooooooo, yeah. on to the stories/field reports/**** you.

i woke up friday at about 8, went to work from 9-1, played NFS from 2-5. one of my best friends and my go-to wing, christian, calls me around 4 and says that after he and our friend nick work out, we should go to the mall and hang/meet some people (which we never do but holy ****ing tits, nick has the best approach game of anyone i've ever seen. and he's completely natural.) and then we would have 3 girls from a few nights ago come over to his house and we'd all spend the night and get wasted. i said, sounds like fun. so i go work out and take a shower, and when i get back to my house and check my phone, guess what? 1 new message from christian. i'm grounded.

****. so i call nick and ask what happened, apparently it was fallout from that night last week when we almost got arrested, lolol. on a side note, i'm sorry about never telling that story but i'm too scared to commit it into writing, especially in a public place. and definitely not right now. maybe in a few months. maybe. but nick says he and a friend are meeting up with three other girls at sonic anyway, and i should come out. they're all ****ing cute, he says.

weigh options. go out, or play need for speed? 100% cereal, going out won by inches. yeah, i have problems. wanna fight?

right. thanks to my present car situation, i got to drive a ****ing 10 mpg suburban from north dallas to fairview, which is about 30 minutes north of me. why the **** we HAD to meet at this sonic despite sonic being one of the most expansive franchises in the area, i'll never know. on the way i stopped for gas (saw that coming), and tried to pay with an AT&T rebate debit card from my new modem, bad ****ing idea. the guy there was the biggest **** in the universe. please use apu voice from the simpsons for all of his dialogue.

alex: "is it ok if i use this card?"
apu: "nooooo sir. you swipe up there" *points to card reader*
alex: "sooooo.. i can use it?"
apu: *mean mugs the **** out of me* "YOU SWIPE HERE NOW"
alex: "....ok dude. its 55 dollars"
apu: "if you use askljhaegdurkadurkasdhkv 55 you wont be able to skdfhwidurka get any money back. you should use 40."
i didn't know what he **** he said. thanks to his broken english all i could understand was 55, no money. 40, good. so
alex: "ok then. use 40 dollars."
apu: "soh FORTY DOLLA?"
alex: "uh, yeah."
apu: under breath= "**** me i have to sjkdfdurkakdb 55 dolla to 40 dolla hasvafdurka"
i got the card back and ****ing left without saying a word. what an *******. i couldnt even comprehend what he was saying with his 3rd grade level english and yet he *****es at me like im being an idiot. sorry i dont know how to use a ****ing rebate debit card but i dont really carry them around often.

after a long drive followed by that ****, i'm about 5 minutes down the from sonic and nick texts me. "omg dude im sorry. they're ugly as ****."

im like, lol they both already said these girls are really cute. what an *******.

"sure ill be there in a sec"

i got there. holy ****ing **** dude. i have never head a bigger understatement in my life. these girls were SO ****ING CUTE. if by "cute" you mean "looks like someone bred a cross between shawn marion and a killer ****ing whale and then ran it over repeatedly with this:


and i'm not a cocky, superficial dickhead. it's not like i refuse to hang out with people who aren't attractive or discount them. but dude, they were not only like 1/10 at best, (have seen much better, do not want,) but they were SO ANNOYING. listening to them talk was like having two huge, 11 inch black dicks mercilessly penetrate my ear canals for three hours. so right when i get out of the car, they look at me like they want to rip my clothes off any impregnate themselves immediately. one girl even straight stared at my diamond ring for at least 5 seconds. talk about a red flag. not only did she fail the gold digger test but she'd already failed the harpoon test, and miserably at that. they're like "heyy come sit in the car and talk!" lololol, ****. that. i say im hungry and suggest we all go sit down in front of the place so i can order some food. as im placing my order, i notice the voice coming over their little ordering pa system is that of a (possibly attractive) girl. interesting. zbfsdbqejhlbqejhrg. this girl comes out to bring me my food. WHAT the ****. she's tall, lean, long legs, ungodly short shorts, and has a gorgeous face. and here i am stuck at the tale with my wing and 3 uggos. god, in all of his nonexistant being, was taunting me without pity that day. that was the breaking point. i sent a few texts to nick warning him about my impending grounding and informing him that he'd be spending the night, and deployed plan b. that is, sent a text to one of my buds asking him to call in exactly 7 minutes. put my phone down, talk to nick for a bit. ringringringring. YESSSSS. incoming call from stevie.

*turns screen away from table*

"oh, ****. its my mom."

i don't know if they give academy awards to amateur actors desperately trying to ditch fat girls, but if they do, please point the decisions committee in my way. im sitting there in front of all of them, on the phone with some guys going "dude, what the ****. im not your mom. what are you talking about? dude! shut the **** up and tell me whats going on! ARGHHHHH!!!!" and somehow carrying on a believable one-sided conversation with my "mom" about how i have to work at 6 am and my curfew is 9:30 and i have to go home right now. basically the most legit story ever. and i even start raising my voice and begging to stay out. but these girls don't even hardly question it.

where do i work? they ask. abercrombie. in the galleria.

which isn't a lie. but they actually believed a mall opened at 7 AM. lololol. stupid, strike 3. aaaaaaand WE'RE OUTTA THERE.

so we peel out ASAP and pull our trucks (FML) around the corner and out of sight down into the loading ramp of the closed CVS next door to the restaurant and roll down our windows. it's like 10 already. time to look through our address books.

alex: "so uhh, how desperate are we?"
nick: "pretty desperate."
alex: "well not desperate enough to call haley again.."
both: LOLOLOLOL

yeah, i'm not proud of it. so i call like 5 people, nick calls like 10 people. i am defeat. everyone is either A. too busy/drunk to answer (understandable on a friday night at 10) B. on vacation (slightly less understandable) or C. shopping with their parents (what the ****?)

this situation can only be described as pathetic. the entire town and one very cute waitress saw us stranded at sonic all friday night with those girls, no one useful can do anything, and we're sitting in the loading dock of a CVS listening to "cal-i-for-nia girls we're unforgettttaaabbbbllllleeeeeeeeeee" blaring over from the restaurant on the first day of our weekend. mhmm, we are ****ing COOL. just as all hope is lost an we're getting ready to accept our wasted gas money and drive home, a small miracle graces us.

nicks phone gives us that ****ing annoying apple tri-tone and we look down.

caroline. hey are you guys going to the party?

AYYYY. happiness follows.

what party?

12345 im not posting this address on the internet, richardson TX 12345

you're kidding. first text is a party and second is an address? why cant everything be this easy? then nick says that address looks familiar. ITS KEVIN. text kevin.

hey dude are you having a party?
yeah man come stop by

[alex456]

dude, wtf. our night was about to crash and burn and now everything couldn't be going more smoothly. things going too well makes me nervous but we head out anyway. like 5 minutes down the highway, one of the girls i called calls me back. i met her at a party we threw like 3 weeks ago and got her number and shes texted me like 3 times since. ive sent a total of like 3 replies and all were to one of the texts. so we don't really talk much, and calling her was kind of a hail mary, so to speak. but she tells me that shes like right around the corner and shes with a friend and they really wanna hang out.

where?
idk. my parents aren't home.

lolol. im beginning to accept that this night may not be as bad as i had previously feared. i call nick.

dude, got something better than the party. you're gonna love me for this. follow me.

so now begins the careful dance of making sure nick is behind me, talking on the phone to get turn by turn navigation to compensate for my broken sense of direction, figuring out where we are, figuring out where we need to go, making sure no one is gonna hit me, and not dying. i did a very poor job of all of them, missing my exit twice in a row and almost merging lanes right into a porsche.

we somehow got to her house in one piece and my car escaped my ****ty driving without picking up any new dents or scratches. i think. they come out wearing swimsuits and tanktops that are like halfway on cause they were rushing to get dressed, and ohh my god. she is soo much more sexy then i remember her being and her friend is every bit as attractive as she. rockin body with a white swimsuit (white is such a sexy color to me) and when she turned around to walk in..



so we swam at an apartment pool net door, it was ****ing cool. huge pool with a hot tub and a waterfall and all sorts of awesomeness. it looked more like a resort pool than an apartment pool. unfortunately nick and i were wearing jeans and there were people in the gym next door preventing us from just swimming naked, but we just chilled by the side for a bit. then the girl that invited me is like, im gonna swim to the other side to check it out. as soon as she went i'm like, "hey, this is my chance to get nick alone with her friend." aren't i such a good wing. so i say something about going to scare her and run off around the far side of the waterfall along the left edge of the pool. so im alone talking to her, nick is alone with the other girl, game that makes small children cry and angels rejoice took place, and all was well. eventually the other girls swims over and nick comes around, and they have something funny. nick got her phone to put his number in and ended up texting some guy thats been creeping on her. he told him that the girl was sucking his dick while they were texting and all sorts of lulzy things, and eventually the guy (total douche, we weren't picking on the innocent) wanted to fight us. he asked for a good place in the middle to meet up. im like,

...........

lololol let's send him to mckinney. its like an hour north of where he was. so we sent him and like 5 of his friends up to a chilis in mckinney at like 1 am. rofl. thats what he gets for being such a toolbox.

and that's pretty much it. we dropped them off and left, the friend texted nick and added him on facebook the next day, as well as telling him "oh and courtney (fake name, dont bother searching my facebook) likes alex (:"

i was a bit dissappoint, that was pretty gay/predictable and makes me start losing interest. but ****ing nightmare night was successful. happy face.

also, text between me and the girl from later that night, hahaha:









aaaand one more story. i'll keep it short(ish), i promise. ish.

so rewind like 2 months. i'm at work and as im walking into the back room i see this sexy blonde girl out of the corner of my eye. i did something (probably unimportant, since i've forgotten what it was,) back there and walk back out to find my manager at the cashwrap.

"tell me you recruited that girl. she was really cute"
"hell yeah. i sent her to fitch to apply.... ****! i forgot to tell her how to apply to this store and not that one. omg she would get cast up and i just gave her to fitch. fml."
"well.. i can go tell her what to do, she just left a second ago"
"actually, can you just go get her name and number and give them to me?"


im like, lemme think about this. umm HELL the **** YEAH can i go get her number for you. i love my job. so much.

"yeah, i guess so"
"ok hurry!"

so i run out the door down to fitch and catch her applying. tell her what to do, talk to her a bit, and take down her name and number for my manager. unfortunately i forgot to grab a pen and paper from my store so i was forced to put in into my phone. funny how that works.

sent her a joking text later on in the night. shot maybe 5 texts back and forth before i went out. laid down mostly horrible game 'cause i was trying too hard/coming on too strong back then but thank god it was a short conversation. no harm done.

she has another friend who she got to apply, slightly less attractive but a far better personality. i met her at work a week or two later, and it eventually got to the point where she was like, "oh! you're alex. the guy that met my friend courtney?" (i like that fake name.) "yeah i guess so? why?" "haha she thought your manager didn't even send you and you just wanted her number."

i was afraid of coming across like that when i texted so soon but holy bajeesus did that piss me off. that comes across as SUPER conceited to me that a girl would just assume that i ran all the way across the mall to get her number. i know who i'm never talking to again. she can take her conceited little but and talk to a guy who will put up with someone like her but its def. not me. (BAMF)

then like a months later, i hadn't seen either since the last times i just talked about. anyone who has worked at abercrombie/hollister knows about their store casting pics for the look book. basically, they take the 4 most attractive girls and the 4 most attractive guys from the store who are a&f models and line us up in front of the store to take a bunch of annoying, cheesy pictures. so, of course, i'm included. the first blonde girl i talked about was there too, but her less attractive friend wasn't. lolol. totally didn't acknowledge her existence at all during the whole hour and a half and instead spent like an hour after the pics were done talking to some girl she had been talking to before the pictures. for some reason, they kept looking at me. anyways, other girl was someone i'd never met before because she works like 5 days a week at hooters. she was pretty cool. original girl was noticeably put off by this because i was paying no attention to her whereas before i had "run across the mall to lie to get her number." yeah. right. we ignored each other the next two times we saw each other.

she turned up at work last night on her break at another store to get her schedule. finally she decides to come talk to me.

"hey, aren't you that guy nick?"
"excuse me?"
"the one i applied with at fitch?"
"uh, i'm alex."
"oh.."
"but yeah! i remember that. youre... courtney, right?"
"yeah! hey do you wanna work monday?"
"uh, what tim.. actually no. i already have to work tuesday."
"really?! what time?"
"like, 11-3 or something"
"well im working 12-4 tooo"
"cool so i guess ill see you tuesday"

cue other manager coming in and talking about something really annoying i wasn't interested in. so i just walked away to the back room and took advantage of the opportunity to make some rare replies to a few texts.

anyway there's this other girl who i met at work a few months prior who works at twin peaks, it's like hooters but less clothing. she was one of the people who texted me and i told her work was ****ing boring or something along those lines.

we're coming to visit you!
when??
now!
ok hurry, i get off in an hour

so she came in with one of her friends from work, both of them are like, gorgeous. yeah, im a bamf. we sat down and talked for a while until a security guard kicked us put of the mall 'cause it was closing and on our way to the parking garage i look over my shoulder and behind me is blonde girl and her manager leaving their store. i pretend not to notice her and inside im like "haha i look like a bamf right now"

hopefully all of yesterdays events have turned things around with cocky girl and tuesday will be interesting. if not, i have singularity coming in the mail on monday and a sweet new knife on tuesday since my old one got stolen, and those will keep me busy for a while. then i'll be playing starcraft for pretty much a week straight, which is much more important than girls and will give me a chance to finally give my ****ing boss computer a run for its money.


that's 20,000 characters worth of stories for you ****ers. you all had better not ask for more for a lonnggg time.

[ReDNeCk98]

jesus christ, i just spent like half my life reading that, but was a good story

[Rob66]

well, i was gonna ask out this girl on tuesday, but i got a txt from my friend last night saying how she now likes this other guy and he likes her back and she invited him to the movies with are group. ****ing pisses me off soooooo much 'cause i thought we could have had something going, but then this guy who is a year older and which i'm assuming she met at a church camp decided to but in

****

not looking for advice, just needed a place to vent