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Old 07-20-2010, 07:19 PM #1
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10 Questions for both MONSTER GAME™ GENERALS:

In advance of the upcoming 2010 MONSTER GAME™ at the legendary Hell Survivors® Paintball WarGames Fields in Pinckney Michigan, we reached out to both Generals for short interviews.

Here is the 1st interview with Linda “Psycho Mom” Ambler.

(Very curiously, at this time, Red Team General Brian Barno of Procaps Direct has not yet responded to our request for an interview… quite intriguing… is he intimidated by Psycho Mom’s unprecedented record of success and her massive following and throngs of loyal defenders? Is he too busy planning, scheming, and plotting? Is he just too busy selling DXS paintballs and VForce Vision Systems? We’ll keep you posted…)


INTERVIEW WITH LINDA “PSYCHO MOM” AMBLER, Tuesday, July 20, 2010:

1) Who have you selected as your Commanding Officer(s), and any other Right-Hand Staff that you will count on to carry out your strategies and master plan for this weekend’s MONSTER GAME at Hell Survivors?

PSYCHO MOM: “I haven't picked any officers - who ever signs up will report to me and I'll give them a chance to show me what they can do. My right hand, as always, will be my son, AJ, aka "Brain Dead", we've been playing together for 23 years and he knows what I want him to do before even I know.”

2) With the well known, tournament-minded, factory-backed, Brian Barno as General for the opponents Team, what particular approach will you use to counteract the decades of speedball experience and skill that Brian brings to the table?

PSYCHO MOM: “I have Blue and Crew running Yellow, and they will be clearing the road for me. Couldn't ask for better! I also have Weltman, Conan and the rest of Damage Inc. backing me up, as well as the Cajun Calvary, and a few surprises, can't give it all way now, can I?”


3) Regarding Big Games and Scenarios, have you ever played an active ROLE before? (Commander/General/Grand Poobah/Victim/Alien Leader/ etc.)

PSYCHO MOM: “I've led 12+ Monster Games™ at Hell Survivors®, a number of Wayne Dollack’s games and a few Buckeye Bashes, as well as Doc Johns games and Black Cats. I've lead more than 30 games, and lost only twice. Not too bad a record. I was also Mancow’s first in command at the William Shatner game in Joliet, we placed second.”

4) When and how did you get into Paintball?

PSYCHO MOM: “I started playing more than 23 years ago, and was told then that 'Broads don't belong in paintball'. I guess we've proven that bozo wrong!”

5) What were your favorite teams/games that you’ve played with, and why?

PSYCHO MOM: “I've played with more teams than I can remember; Battle Dragons, Psycho Squad, Venom and Joint Fury are just a few that spring to mind. I've also run with the Hell Survivor Mercenary Squad, I've known most of them since their first days at the field, great players who I'll be sending out to do some dirty work for me.”


6) What gives you confidence in winning this 2010 Monster Game?

PSYCHO MOM: “My experience in leading games, and the fact that Hell Survivors® has been my home field for almost a quarter of a century gives me a lot of confidence.”

7) To what main thing do you attribute your incredible record of success?

PSYCHO MOM: “I value my team, and never ask them to do something I wouldn't do myself. It's all about the team effort, not about personal glory. Just ignore those rumors that I've shot my own team for not charging on command...they are true for sure, but I haven't had to do that for some time now, guess my reputation preceeds me.”

8) How would you introduce yourself to Brian Barno, if he were here now?

PSYCHO MOM: “Hi Brian. I am a smart, tough old broad, and I invite your entire Red Team to bring their best game, cause I'm planning on sending you all home with your tails tucked between your legs. Make no mistake, just because I'm a grandma doesn't mean I've gone soft. Strategy has always been my strong point and I will have my Intel in place and running full force for the entire day Saturday.”

9) Any Sponsors you wish to name and thank?

PSYCHO MOM: My sponsors, whom I love with all my heart, include Hell Survivors®, Exotic Sportz® and Wayne and Jackie Dollack. I wasalso been privileged to be sponsored by Rose Griffith, when she had Unique Sporting (Unique Packs) and at one time, Zap Paintballs. Tippmann has also been very good to me, I love their products.

10) What are you doing now, as you last minute get-ready steps?

PSYCHO MOM: Polishing up my old boots, getting em ready to do some first class butt kicking! SEE YOU IN THE JUNGLE! Psycho Mom

Visit HellSurvivors dot com for details, directions and more.
DON'T MISS THIS WEEKEND'S EPIC 2010 MONSTER GAME™!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:16 PM #2
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Old 07-21-2010, 04:35 AM #5
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i always wanted to shoot my other mom anyways... lol love ya mom -cj-

ps. we still got your old mini mag ;P
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Old 07-21-2010, 07:15 AM #6
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Just FYI, no generals have been chosen...

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Old 07-21-2010, 07:40 AM #7
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Just FYI, no generals have been chosen...

It's first come first serve, it could be anyone that shows up. Way to FAIL with the reporting...
We have some elected officials (Generals) this year.
It is something new for "2010"

We have done the same for TWC XII

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Anyone with some experience that would like to be a commanding officer for the Red team please PM me
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I didn't know this. When was it changed to elected officials? It is probably a good idea considering the situation with Red team's generals last year.
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I didn't know this. When was it changed to elected officials? It is probably a good idea considering the situation with Red team's generals last year.
what happened last year?
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what happened last year?
I am curious as well....or are you talking about general bob only coming on sunday to be general to pick mvp??
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There were some guys that wanted general just so they got the Monster money and could use it how they wanted. They signed up, got the money, collected whatever else they could from other officers, then handed off their badges to other players. Then around halftime on Sat. I believe it was, there was an issue that one of our officers supposedly shot a younger player on red team. Then one of the guys that had taken over as general for the fools that just wanted the money got fed up and quit and we were left without a chain of command.

SUMMARY: Lots of drama and no real command structure for red team.
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There were some guys that wanted general just so they got the Monster money and could use it how they wanted. They signed up, got the money, collected whatever else they could from other officers, then handed off their badges to other players. Then around halftime on Sat. I believe it was, there was an issue that one of our officers supposedly shot a younger player on red team. Then one of the guys that had taken over as general for the fools that just wanted the money got fed up and quit and we were left without a chain of command.

SUMMARY: Lots of drama and no real command structure for red team.
Yes Quite redic. That was such a peeve of mine last year when people didn't care about how the team was ran. As a Colonel last year, I just may have been more useful that our generals in acting because most of the time, I knew more about the whole event and what was going on in-game than them. They straight up did not care and i'm happy to see we will have a structure in it this year so we can have a fighting chance. And yes...the drama in the Village....I hated that. Let's not have a repeat of it this year lol. Little kids...please listen to your ranking officer We don't wanna get knocked out because we have to spend 10 minutes arguing about the game without cover -_-
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and it wasn't that I shot the kid...it's that the whole team thought the kid in there was a yellow player because he was hiding in there changing the flag back and forth. and once I left, all people saw was a barrel sticking out, so they shot. Common sense when you don't have anyone on your team within 15 feet of that bunker and Yellow is approaching from just north of that position.
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Red didnt have a problem with money last year cause I had it, I have had the money for the last 3 years. The problem was with the officers, hell Mechanic had to take over as General on Sunday due to the fighting amongst officers.

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2) With the well known, tournament-minded, factory-backed, Brian Barno as General for the opponents Team, what particular approach will you use to counteract the decades of speedball experience and skill that Brian brings to the table?

PSYCHO MOM: “I have Blue and Crew running Yellow, and they will be clearing the road for me. Couldn't ask for better! I also have Weltman, Conan and the rest of Damage Inc. backing me up, as well as the Cajun Calvary, and a few surprises, can't give it all way now, can I?”
Blue's Crew doesn't stand a chance shooting against RTR, just saying.
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Blue's Crew doesn't stand a chance shooting against RTR, just saying.


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rag tag, fubar is confirmed red, narf and his people. theirs going to be like 20 shirtless guys, this is going to be a blast.

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