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Old 05-24-2010, 08:16 PM #64
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I like Black people but damn do I hate *****s

I decided I'd make a Taco Bell run about an hour ago so I'm pulling out of my driveway and some niglet is just standing there at the end of it, not moving. I honk my horn and he finally moves to the side. I then roll down the street to a stop sign where I'm suddenly ambushed by an army of black kids armed with supersoakers, I laugh as they soak my dusty truck, yeah wash my truck *****. Then I make my merry way to Taco Bell where everything goes smoothly, I get my Baja Chalupa combo and munch that down. As I leave I get stuck at the light of a busy intersection, I sit at the light for a good bit looking for an opportunity to go right on red but it never presents itself, not even an chance to cut some one off. The light finally turns green but the cars from the lane perpendicular to me are completely blocking the intersection and not moving anywhere, I quickly survey my options and determine I'd have to wait for them to move so I wasn't another ******* like them blocking the rode.
Well this old black lady behind me starts honking the horn and holds it down for a nearly a minute before the cars finally proceed forward allowing me to enter traffic. She then does the typical speed past you while giving you the evil eye thing as she gets on the interstate. Apparently she was more focused on me than driving because she had to slam on her brakes while partially going off the road. I laughed a bit after shouting some derogatives. The Taco Bell isn't too far from house so I keep my window rolled down as I figure I'll just check the mail anyway so why roll it down. Well I get into the neightborhood and what do you know, the same little kids that got my truck earlier were waiting for me. I come to the stop sign and out from behind the bush come six or seven of them unleashing all the water they managed to fill their guns with right through my rolled down window. They were just a bunch of little kids so there wasn't much I could so I just told them I was going to call the cops (I knew I wouldn't over something so small especially since they're kids, I just wanted to scare them). Now I'm here wet and angry.

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Should I make a thread in ST?
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:21 PM #65
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:56 PM #66
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That's a little more accurate now Kellster. I do love me some college beisbol.
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Mea culpa. I added you, broseph. And yeah, that's thread material, Ion.
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Peyton, Toomer's Corner better not have been rolled in celebration of AU Baseball's West division title or I'm holding you personally responsible.
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Just remember that getting your *** kicked by a short guy is twice as humiliating.
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But I'm tall, I could just say I couldn't see you.
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Yeah, but he's got reach, you'd have to get him down and then work your ground and pound game, brah.
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