 |
|
03-23-2010, 08:14 PM
|
#1051
|
|
Resident *******.
|
Bowl then ice cream.  |
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:16 PM
|
#1052
|
|
McLovin
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: *919*
|
**** my pockets aint that deep 
__________________
"Originally posted by "durch": In my experience, Craigslist ads from foreign entities are pure win. I've received countless inheritances from foreign Princes, pills that make my tool rock hard, and many life shattering opportunities to make thousands of dollars a week while surfing teh pr0ns. I'd jump on this deal!"
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:17 PM
|
#1053
|
|
FREE MINK
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: DentonTX
|
Can't, I'm lactose intolerant 
__________________
"Originally posted by da_mink: you are damn ghetto"
you can't carry the load, you can't handle the weight
not like them boys up out that Lone Star state so get it straight
FREE MINK
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:18 PM
|
#1054
|
|
Resident *******.
|
Play a few games of bowling, then. |
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:19 PM
|
#1055
|
|
McLovin
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: *919*
|
Oh god i hope you dont mean i rape her, kill her, then dump her body in a river?
__________________
"Originally posted by "durch": In my experience, Craigslist ads from foreign entities are pure win. I've received countless inheritances from foreign Princes, pills that make my tool rock hard, and many life shattering opportunities to make thousands of dollars a week while surfing teh pr0ns. I'd jump on this deal!"
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:21 PM
|
#1056
|
|
FREE MINK
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: DentonTX
|
Dump her body in the river, kill her, then rape her.
__________________
"Originally posted by da_mink: you are damn ghetto"
you can't carry the load, you can't handle the weight
not like them boys up out that Lone Star state so get it straight
FREE MINK
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:22 PM
|
#1057
|
|
McLovin
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: *919*
|
**** i think im just going to stick with bowling then see where it goes from there.
__________________
"Originally posted by "durch": In my experience, Craigslist ads from foreign entities are pure win. I've received countless inheritances from foreign Princes, pills that make my tool rock hard, and many life shattering opportunities to make thousands of dollars a week while surfing teh pr0ns. I'd jump on this deal!"
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:26 PM
|
#1058
|
|
FREE MINK
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: DentonTX
|
Pretty sure the only way you're going to get laid is if you follow our advice.
__________________
"Originally posted by da_mink: you are damn ghetto"
you can't carry the load, you can't handle the weight
not like them boys up out that Lone Star state so get it straight
FREE MINK
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:35 PM
|
#1059
|
|
|
M: Hey are you in town / on break?
H: Hey im at my hosue right now but my spring break was last week.
M: Agh was gunna see if you wanted to come out tonight but maybe we can chill this weekend.
H: Yea id like that let me know.
Sorry i just wanted to fit in with all the other texts posts...
__________________
GET KNOWN.
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:51 PM
|
#1060
|
|
kek
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: UK
|
I got told I was a lame duck for taking a girl bowling and beating her. I don't do easy losses, I learned my lesson when I was 17.
She was 30 off my score and half my shots or more were strikes. Yep, luckily I knew she was being devious and hiding her skills till the last minute.
Went 3/2 on pool too. Pity she was so far away for a real relationship.
__________________
:dodgy:
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 08:53 PM
|
#1061
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: northern ohio
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by colors
Sorry i just wanted to fit in with all the other texts posts...
|
M: Heyy. Are you on birth control?
H: No. Why?
M: ****tt
H: what do you mean sh-
__________________
Originally Posted by E-M-P-I-R-E
"**** it i know what your trying to do....just do it, but you better ****in lick it or put some lube on it first."
Originally Post by Komodo 117
Beached whales don't get laid. They only have pity-groups formed around them.
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 09:07 PM
|
#1062
|
|
illadelph
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Kill Devil Falls
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by bambam123
M: Heyy. Are you on birth control?
H: No. Why?
M: ****tt
H: what do you mean sh-
|
That's happened to me.. It's not funny :nododgy:
__________________
Computer
PhilliesEaglesFlyersSixers
PHISH ST:OGPT Rutgers Class Of 2015
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 09:10 PM
|
#1063
|
|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: northern ohio
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by tehk00l$chemcksykid
That's happened to me.. It's not funny :nododgy:
|
Actually, im kind of in the middle of that situation right now 
That wasn't an actual text but it's a current event 
__________________
Originally Posted by E-M-P-I-R-E
"**** it i know what your trying to do....just do it, but you better ****in lick it or put some lube on it first."
Originally Post by Komodo 117
Beached whales don't get laid. They only have pity-groups formed around them.
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 09:34 PM
|
#1064
|
|
La Bella Vita
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: HHH
|
Who the **** flips out on someone because they said "dump" as in "you dumped him". Seriously, this girl needs to grow the **** up.
/rant.
__________________
●In Love With A Lifestyle I Can't Afford●
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 09:59 PM
|
#1065
|
|
Fancy Feast
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by p8intball3
Who the **** flips out on someone because they said "dump" as in "you dumped him". Seriously, this girl needs to grow the **** up.
/rant.
|
Story behind this? I'm just curious
__________________
Bagels are good.
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 10:25 PM
|
#1066
|
|
|
Its always weird to see a girl you haven't seen since elementary school and notice she's become ridiculously hot.
I wouldn't have recognized her if she wasn't with her mom who was our bus driver. I didn't even talk to her because im not going to spit game while she's doing an ab workout with her mom. But still I think im going to start going to LA Fitness at 6pm a lot more often from here on out...
__________________
Tougher than a lion, aint no need in tryin...
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 10:59 PM
|
#1067
|
|
Legends never die.
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Hamilton, ON
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by HelpingHand
|
im bo yo, im the greatest rapper ever!!
__________________
you lil' *****
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 11:42 PM
|
#1068
|
|
AGNALAGE ME
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: location
|
I'd **** the girl as long as she's VD free. I don't see why the hell not. So what if she's insecure as ****, and gets paid for sex and wants to he a stripper.
Find me one other girl her age who's down for no strings attached sex like that. And, I'll bet she's really ****ing good in bed. Some of you guys have self-defeating standards. So what if she gets around?
Guy in the middle would be very attractive if he had any semblance of a sense of style.
Guy on the left's body language is weird as ****. If youre ever betting on who would bring a gun to work and start shooting people, he's probably going to be a smart investment.
|
|
|
|
|
03-23-2010, 11:58 PM
|
#1069
|
|
FREE MINK
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: DentonTX
|
If I had to bet money on someone bringing a gun to work.
^This guy 
__________________
"Originally posted by da_mink: you are damn ghetto"
you can't carry the load, you can't handle the weight
not like them boys up out that Lone Star state so get it straight
FREE MINK
|
|
|
|
|
03-24-2010, 12:15 AM
|
#1070
|
|
Plague Upon Your Hissing
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pennsylvania, The 814
|
You'd fare better with this guy <---
__________________
Jlausen: "Think of what 90% of people do on PCP.
They rip their skin off and rape anything in sight. Basically a Shel Silverstein poem."
.
XBL - xStonedCrow
|
|
|
|
|
03-24-2010, 12:34 AM
|
#1071
|
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by HelpingHand
and picture to justify:
 |
I can feel her snake-like stare piercing into my soul.
Quote:
Originally Posted by superst0ck
A - Kinda bad.. Somebody stole our car and drove it into the side of our house while they were trying to get away, so they just stole the tv and ran away. Then when the cops came, they thought I was the guy who did it so they arrested me. Then my friend accidentally misspelled my name wrong while he was bailing me out, so we actually bailed out a 6'5 serial killer named brando. How was your day??
We've got this in the bag. |
I've definitely got to try Alex's absolutely ridiculous style of flirting.
__________________
Tougher than a lion, aint no need in tryin...
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
