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Old 01-17-2010, 04:33 PM #1
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Assuming that God in the creationist sense exists...

why did he gave male cats barbed dicks?

I don't know why this thread was deleted.
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Old 01-17-2010, 04:57 PM #2
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Why did "God" give male cats barbed dicks?
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Old 01-26-2010, 06:05 PM #3
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Let's assume God in the creationist sense doesn't exist.

Why did male cats evolve barbed dicks?

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Old 01-26-2010, 06:36 PM #4
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Let's assume God in the creationist sense doesn't exist.

Why did male cats evolve barbed dicks?

edit- barbed dicks?
Nice try at a witty retort. The female cats don't feel the barbs until AFTER the male has spewed his load.
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Let's assume God in the creationist sense doesn't exist.

Why did male cats evolve barbed dicks?

edit- barbed dicks?
It's thought to help remove rival male cat semen, which is advantageous as it propagates their offspring rather than another cat's. Also the when the barbs scratches the vagina, it releases hormones that allow pregnancy to occur.

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Nice try at a witty retort. The female cats don't feel the barbs until AFTER the male has spewed his load.
They feel them instantly.
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Old 01-26-2010, 08:55 PM #6
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You know, there are other examples you could have used, like the vagus nerve in the neck of giraffes, that might have made you sound less immature, OP.
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Old 01-26-2010, 09:40 PM #7
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They feel them instantly.
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The female will utter a loud yowl as the male pulls out of her. This is because a male cat's penis has a band of about 120-150 backwards-pointing spines, which are about one millimeter long;[142] upon withdrawal of the penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which is a trigger for ovulation.
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You know, there are other examples you could have used, like the vagus nerve in the neck of giraffes, that might have made you sound less immature, OP.
that means nothing to me
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:30 AM #8
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that means nothing to me
You just answered your own question with that quote. Male cats have spiked dicks, whether they were made with them or evolved them, so that, upon completing intercourse, they could allow the female to ovulate.
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Old 02-04-2010, 01:45 AM #9
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Nice try at a witty retort. The female cats don't feel the barbs until AFTER the male has spewed his load.
Wasn't supposed to be a retort at all, and I didn't even know cats had spikes on their dicks. I think its ridiculous regardless of how they came about.
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Old 02-04-2010, 02:29 AM #10
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You just answered your own question with that quote. Male cats have spiked dicks, whether they were made with them or evolved them, so that, upon completing intercourse, they could allow the female to ovulate.
You miss the point. If god created them, why is it a necessity that the female feels pain? there are many other creative ways to make the female ovulate, i mean c'mon.

lol, if we assume what you have said, you are essentially saying that it was a necessity for the female cats vagina to be scraped by barbs, so god was like "well, i don't have a choice, barbed dicks is the answer to this problem."...you know, as in the whole needing of barbed dicks problem came before god.
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You miss the point. If god created them, why is it a necessity that the female feels pain? there are many other creative ways to make the female ovulate, i mean c'mon.

lol, if we assume what you have said, you are essentially saying that it was a necessity for the female cats vagina to be scraped by barbs, so god was like "well, i don't have a choice, barbed dicks is the answer to this problem."...you know, as in the whole needing of barbed dicks problem came before god.
If you want to get technical, this question doesn't apply to me because I don;t believe in God in the creationist sense. However, I would like to ask, how exactly would that happen in evolution? What genetic or biological advantage does a male cat with a barbed dick so he can cause the female to ovulate over other ways of making the female ovulate?
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If you want to get technical, this question doesn't apply to me because I don;t believe in God in the creationist sense. However, I would like to ask, how exactly would that happen in evolution? What genetic or biological advantage does a male cat with a barbed dick so he can cause the female to ovulate over other ways of making the female ovulate?
you are asking someone to make a guess based off what I'm assuming is no knowledge of the biology and reproductive systems of cats. At best your going to get a google powered answer or pure speculation with a speckle of logic.
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If you want to get technical, this question doesn't apply to me because I don;t believe in God in the creationist sense. However, I would like to ask, how exactly would that happen in evolution? What genetic or biological advantage does a male cat with a barbed dick so he can cause the female to ovulate over other ways of making the female ovulate?
Because it doesn't happen unti AFTER the male has spewed his load.
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Old 02-04-2010, 09:51 PM #14
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Because it doesn't happen unti AFTER the male has spewed his load.
So what does that mean and how does it constitute an advantage?
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So what does that mean and how does it constitute an advantage?
What was the point of your last post
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Old 02-04-2010, 11:34 PM #16
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So what does that mean and how does it constitute an advantage?
You are saying "how does having a barbed dick give an advantage" as if implying that cats with barbed dicks would die off.

okay, look dude

1. male plants on female
2. male has fun
3. male spews load
4. this individual male has barbs on dick that the female cat only feels when pulls out that for some strange reason stimulate baby making in a way better tahn other male cats
5. gene gets passed on

the female only feels it AFTER sex, so she would never know before sex until after she has expereienced which by at taht time, the seed has alrady been planted and now because of the adaptation has a higher chance of impregnating the female
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God can exist with evolution. Evolution can be the answer to how God did it instead of how it happened without God. Just saying.
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God can exist with evolution. Evolution can be the answer to how God did it instead of how it happened without God. Just saying.


Also I think that deviates from the point of the thread, I entirely agree.
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God can exist with evolution. Evolution can be the answer to how God did it instead of how it happened without God. Just saying.
congratulations, you have made a useless post!

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Also I think that deviates from the point of the thread, I entirely agree.
c'mon now
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Because cats sinned in the garden of eden and when they were cast out God decided that the cats should be punished.

Kind of like pains in childbirth or w/e for humans.

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why did he give male cats barbed dicks?

I don't know why this thread was deleted.
I think this relates to the other thread titled: Does God have a sense of humor?
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