Originally Posted by nerdcore
I think few of you are missing the point.
Totally agree. It's not meant to carry onto the airball field, or even pump games. It's meant for scenarios or just messing around. And i plan on getting one just to mess around.
When little Johny rich parents shows up with his new SLS and goes on and on about how it's SOOOO light you look him square in the eye and say you'd NEVER use a gun that heavy and that you've got a gun that's much lighter. When he doesn't believe you bet him money. When he accepts whip the Goblin out of your back pocket and say "Pay up sucka!"
Show up to a scenario wearing a long sleeve white T-shirt with the words "Camera Dude" written on the front and back. Not yellow or orange, or what ever the official ref's and camera crew wear. Carry a fancy camera or camcorder (film/batteries/memory card optional), and a small camera bag with two Goblins stashed in it. Make sure it's small enough that a TPX will NOT fit in it. Run around the opposing side of the field taking pictures/filming. Work your way up to the opposing teams base (if asked about your teams armband that you're wearing, well I hope you're a good lier). Have the General and XO pose for a picture. Say something like "hang on, need a new battery", reach into the camera bag and POP POP! Huge point swing in your teams favor, and possible MVP award.
Possible repercussions of the Goblin, scenario players doing full body cavity searches of everyone approaching the General.