[oldironmudder]

I hit a bird today in my wife's car when i went to town for smokes. Ive hit several birds in my truck, opossums & armadillAs, clipped a dog with my door at about 12mph. Then back in the day I rolled 2 armadillAs in a '90 Camaro doing 95mph.

[ferret15]

Are you dringA tank?

[lamorte]

Originally Posted by ferret15

well i vote morte starts new thread, battle does too? .........

thanks but i decline the honours. you can let someone else do the OT thing

[oldironmudder]

i dont care who starts the thread....

Morte, I prefer fresh but if you can kill it & freeze it fast before you ship I will pay shipping.

[ferret15]

its because i can't spell isn't it? <God> doesn't like my 1337 skills either.


dry ice for the dead possum

[battlechaser]

I wonder what possum tastes like... Gators taste like rubber chickens... I know that...

[ferret15]

lolwut?

how did you end up trying gator?

[battlechaser]

Went to Florida, and my wife's family made me, jokes on them though, I liked it and ate it all on everyone.

[oldironmudder]

Possum Stew

Take one freshly caught Possum


Piss him off


Field dress, and cube, add to fava beans and chili sauce and voila!


Or

Opossum Innards

Take one freshly caught Possum


Piss him off


Cut & gut the little bastard. Throw in pan.

[ferret15]

no way! thats crazy man.

[lamorte]

Originally Posted by battlechaser

I wonder what possum tastes like......

gotta taste like chicken. all unconventional meats are supposed to taste like chicken. keeps all those cutrate chinese restaurants in business.

[ferret15]

Are you suggesting that General Tso's Chicken is... not really chicken 0_o

[oldironmudder]

Originally Posted by ferret15

Are you suggesting that General Tso's Chicken is... not really chicken 0_o

Oh thats chicken for sure. Seen that 'meat' on a stick, think rat.

[oldironmudder]

Rat on a stick!!

[ferret15]

oh yeah, rat kabobs! Those aren't half bad

[lamorte]

Originally Posted by oldironmudder

........Field dress, and cube, add to fava beans and chili sauce and voila!

hannibal prefers that w/a little chianti

[battlechaser]

I really should've had biscuits 'n gravy for breakfast instead of French toast yesterday morning..

[oldironmudder]

Originally Posted by lamorte

hannibal prefers that w/a little chianti

Well, Hannibal went to med school in France & needed something to over power the smell of French Tacos. Arkansas is simpler when it comes to flavorings:

[lamorte]

biscuits 'n greazy milk gravy are teh shizzle

[ferret15]

never had it, sounds gross.

[oldironmudder]

Originally Posted by lamorte

biscuits 'n greazy milk gravy are teh shizzle

Originally Posted by ferret15

never had it, sounds gross.

Lived under a rock your whole life I see.