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Old 02-04-2009, 12:04 PM #1
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Most Embarrassing Moment In Paintball

I wanted to start a thread where we can all post the funniest thing that every happened to you or the most embarrassing thing that has happened.
This is for Only “Paintball Related” situations. Please keep it clean since a lot of young kids will be reading this post. I have one that would probably top everyone’s but I will wait to post it. I will put it out tomorrow.
Guys all of us have had something happen so don’t be embarrassed to put it down here. Ok, who will be first?
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Old 02-04-2009, 01:35 PM #2
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1) Last summer...second event trying to play snake...was going to superman into snake, noticed a spike sticking out of the ground so I tried to pull it up into a hip slide so I wouldn't impale myself, somehow managed to land on my back, sliding with my legs over my head. Ripped my jersey, shirt, and got a bad cut in my back. It was right by the net where everyone was watching...also my virtue crown flew off...to end it, I got gogged from 5 feet away at the very end. My worst game to date.

2) Saw 2 rental kids last week decide to change sides when they were already running to their bunkers and run right into each other and fall down.
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:43 PM #3
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When I had an ion I was like yeah look how fast this shoots.. I was very new and didn't know much and im look look how fast i shoot..... turned out it was on ramping and at the time could pull off a whopping 7bps on a good day
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Old 02-04-2009, 02:45 PM #4
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I can say so far these 2 moments are not as bad as mine....
By the way, NO ONE on my team or old team mates can post what happened...I will do it but it will have to wait till tomorrow.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:02 PM #5
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About a year ago, I was playing a 3 man with a PMR I just got in the mail. I was hurrying up to get my ASA and barrel on it before the first game. I rushed onto the field and got set. They blew the whistle... I took three steps, and fell on my butt. (Don't wear sneakers indoors!) A pod cracked and spilled open. Luckily I got to my bunker.

I got my gun up and shot about 10 balls at D1... But my barrel bag was on.


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Old 02-04-2009, 03:09 PM #6
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a looong time ago and i mean a looong time ago when i played rec ball me and some of friends were playing my piewood feild next too my house.
and well i got shot out and as i was walking of the feild i spooked my own team mate and he snapped out of his bunker and shot me point blank range in the neck with monster ball.

so then i flipped out and threw my gun at him breaking it and cauing a physical altercation between us and so on and so forth.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:10 PM #7
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About a year ago, I was playing a 3 man with a PMR I just got in the mail. I was hurrying up to get my ASA and barrel on it before the first game. I rushed onto the field and got set. They blew the whistle... I took three steps, and fell on my butt. (Don't wear sneakers indoors!) A pod cracked and spilled open. Luckily I got to my bunker.

I got my gun up and shot about 10 balls at D1... But my barrel bag was on.


Thats good, almost as embarrassing as mine. Great to see people be able to show funny things that have happened...We all need to laugh..Its healthy!
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:17 PM #8
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So around 7 years ago when I started playing there wasn't really a market for paintball playing apperal for the youth. I had just recieved my brand new evil pants and I was so pumped felt like I was coolest 10 year old ever. I wanted to be just the the other pro teams out at the field and I decided to try the super man slide into the snake.....About 5 feet before the snake my pants just dropped cause I had no way to tighten them anymore..I fell straight on my face...
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:19 PM #9
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one time i saw this guy shoot himself in the face during a xpsl tournament he was in the game pulled out the bolt from his ego and pulled the trigger it was hilarious anyone know who it was.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:23 PM #10
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Ok here's one after watching my kids practicing with Rich T. for a few weeks
I decided to go play on the rec field. Game on I'm running down a hill and all of a sudden I trip and fall on my face knocking the wind out of me. All I could think of is the guys are coming so I staggered to my bunker to catch my breathe.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:32 PM #11
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Diving into snake, pants falling down around ankle, thank god for boxer briefs.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:32 PM #12
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one time i saw this guy shoot himself in the face during a xpsl tournament he was in the game pulled out the bolt from his ego and pulled the trigger it was hilarious anyone know who it was.
Haha thats great.
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Old 02-04-2009, 03:36 PM #13
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one time i saw this guy shoot himself in the face during a xpsl tournament he was in the game pulled out the bolt from his ego and pulled the trigger it was hilarious anyone know who it was.
ahh i cant think of his name he was on derder short bus tho
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one time i saw this guy shoot himself in the face during a xpsl tournament he was in the game pulled out the bolt from his ego and pulled the trigger it was hilarious anyone know who it was.
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Eddie didn't you read my post...you gave up the goods. Ok that was me. Only thing is that I didn't pull the trigger. I just took out the bolt to reseat it and saw the ball project right into my face...
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Eddie didn't you read my post...you gave up the goods. Ok that was me. Only thing is that I didn't pull the trigger. I just took out the bolt to reseat it and saw the ball project right into my face...
Haha Rob thats the best thing I've ever heard.
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ahh i cant think of his name he was on derder short bus tho
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Haha Rob thats the best thing I've ever heard.
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Believe me, I wanted to crawl up in a ball and just hide..Wasn't too funny then but I can definitely laugh at it now.
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Ok here's one after watching my kids practicing with Rich T. for a few weeks
I decided to go play on the rec field. Game on I'm running down a hill and all of a sudden I trip and fall on my face knocking the wind out of me. All I could think of is the guys are coming so I staggered to my bunker to catch my breathe.
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Old 02-04-2009, 04:48 PM #19
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Lol...I think mine's better than that Rob...maybe not...it was horrible at the time. One time I unscrewed my old PMR bolt without degassing it and the bolt flew back into the wall and an oring flew off it. I got some pretty sad looks.
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Lol...I think mine's better than that Rob...maybe not...it was horrible at the time. One time I unscrewed my old PMR bolt without degassing it and the bolt flew back into the wall and an oring flew off it. I got some pretty sad looks.
Ha happened to me with my slg...scared me so much
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one time i saw this guy shoot himself in the face during a xpsl tournament he was in the game pulled out the bolt from his ego and pulled the trigger it was hilarious anyone know who it was.
I was guesting in an axbl tournament, and my teammate didn't lock the bolt down in his 05... When he aired it up, the bolt flew out. LOL
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