Alright, fine. Quick and dirty:
What are we looking at and why is it in this picture?
Left to Right
-LCD Board with custom boot screen. Previously used by Eric Roberts of Ironmen. Safe mode says E-Rob. Live mode says KILL. I tracked down Eric personally and confirmed this was his.
-Standard gold Evolve 1.1
-Frankenbolt! C4 back plug, image rear wall, Leethal v2 mod, image top hat, KAPP Biosleeve, image front wall, Freeflow bolt with purple tail
-Broken delrin gold bolt wall of shame
-Trinity with weird milled front knob
-Triggers: FBM, Aardvark gator, CP, Ironmen
-Shocktech delrin sleeve
-broken evolve tail (should be in wall of shame, woops)
-Functional delrin bolt (scared to use it now)
-Unopened Gen-E tic-tac box of detents. Has nutritional information on back
-Shocktech back plug which someone decided to tap threads into so I can't screw it down (cannot use allen key or a screwdriver. Really weird)
-Ugly NDZ breech
-Blue Freeflow bolt tail
Left to Right and top to bottom too I guess
-Ironmen with Entity trigger. Missing 90 degree elbow off 2-liter, I know.
-Aardvark Snort barrel!
-OG Matrix barrels
-Frankenstein Tequila Sunrise. Work in progress. Hard to track down Aardvark parts. My own prototype lexan window installed.
-Aardvark F1 Prototype Matrix with Switch trigger and beehive HPR.
-My Toxic. Currently has Slam bolt installed, and Aardvark Gator trigger.
-Really really really old Matrix. Serial number 75 scratched on bottom. Hand assembled by either Greg Duncan or Dave 'Fatty' Cardoso. Has a NuMatics solenoid, pre SMC
-One of my two pre-freeflow Traumas + lens flash reflection
-Black Matrix bag
-Matrix barrel condom