[rayn1]

I was playing at my local field and the ref said he would play but it snowed the day before. The ref only used snowballs. needless to say he took out all of the other team.

[raidenssj10]

Originally Posted by rayn1

I was playing at my local field and the ref said he would play but it snowed the day before. The ref only used snowballs. needless to say he took out all of the other team.

I take it they were all rec players?

[biqblackppl]

Originally Posted by GtrLvr

I got "hey you in the camo" the other day (almost everyone was in camo)

Not even near the enemy:
Pop!
Kid behind me- OW!...Am I out if I shoot myself?
Ref (through laughter)- Yes you are.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHA

[WeeAce]

I was told this story by a guy that i see regularly.
He shoots a Q-bow..and uses 10round tubes.

Tells me how he was playing last weekend with a group of guys he didn't know, a guy near him said" yo I'm out of paintballs, can you throw me a pod?" so he throws the guy a tube of 10. the guy grabs it and says, "what am I going to do with this?"

The same guy that shoots the Q-bow, also has a few quotes:
Yelling from about 30feet away
"How does it feel being suppressed by a man with a bow"
"If you empty your hopper one more time, I'll still have 9 shots left."

the first time I refed at the field i get a 13yr old B'day party. about 20 kids, all on the same hockey team. I have multiple stories, but the stupidest/scariest
This kid keeps hopping up shooting over a log then hunkering down looking at his gun. He finally startes yelling at me to come over his gun isn;t working. I can't get to him without walking through the crossfire. I see what appears to be a leaf/branch hanging out of the barrel, I yell you have something in your barrell, pull it out. He looks at the gun turns the barrel end towards his face..I begin sprinting, yelling at the top of my lungs "STOP STOP NO NO"..when i get to him he looks like a scalded puppy.. needless to say his barral had about 6inches of dirt stuffed in it..scary and stupid

[c-spec]

Originally Posted by WeeAce

I was told this story by a guy that i see regularly.
He shoots a Q-bow..and uses 10round tubes.

Tells me how he was playing last weekend with a group of guys he didn't know, a guy near him said" yo I'm out of paintballs, can you throw me a pod?" so he throws the guy a tube of 10. the guy grabs it and says, "what am I going to do with this?"

The same guy that shoots the Q-bow, also has a few quotes:
Yelling from about 30feet away
"How does it feel being suppressed by a man with a bow"
"If you empty your hopper one more time, I'll still have 9 shots left."

the first time I refed at the field i get a 13yr old B'day party. about 20 kids, all on the same hockey team. I have multiple stories, but the stupidest/scariest
This kid keeps hopping up shooting over a log then hunkering down looking at his gun. He finally startes yelling at me to come over his gun isn;t working. I can't get to him without walking through the crossfire. I see what appears to be a leaf/branch hanging out of the barrel, I yell you have something in your barrell, pull it out. He looks at the gun turns the barrel end towards his face..I begin sprinting, yelling at the top of my lungs "STOP STOP NO NO"..when i get to him he looks like a scalded puppy.. needless to say his barral had about 6inches of dirt stuffed in it..scary and stupid

dang. was he literally buring the barrel everytime he jumped up and landed?

[PBFreak875]

250 cal. Nuff said.

[IplayinSoFLA]

I superman dived through the X, and pants'd the front man while he was shooting, and then shot im on the *** it was my friend so it's ok

[Little_PB_Newb]

no you didn't.

[dontflamemeplox]

Originally Posted by Little_PB_Newb

no you didn't.

lol subtleness is awesome especially when its a burn

[Kambuchamshrm01]

its been a long time since i visited this thread but i had an interesting afternoon yesterday so i figured id tel everyone about it.

we were just playing rec games all day when some kids who are notorious for cheating and just being douche bags come in. we are playing them and one if them is yelling telling me that i was hit in the hopper and that i was a cheater. i wasnt hit but i let him ramble on. my hopper jammed up on me a few minutes later so i stepped out. well said cry baby decides to shoot me in the head about 5 times as im walking off the field. i yelled at him and he said "maybe you wont cheat next time" this made me extremely angry and this kid is lucky i value playing at my local field because if i didnt i wouldve beat his sorry *** right there

[amhildreth]

One of the best I've had was when I was reffing at a local indoor field. A 16 year-old came up to the chrony station, and I told him to put a few over. He had what looked like a brand new Cocker, so I asked him if he had ever used it before. He railed off a disgusted response of "yeah! I've shot this thing like a million times!" The very first trigger pull, and the bolt went sailing by my head. Apparently, "a million times" of use wasn't enough to remember to replace the bolt pin after farting around with it in the staging area.

[PBFreak875]

Originally Posted by amhildreth

One of the best I've had was when I was reffing at a local indoor field. A 16 year-old came up to the chrony station, and I told him to put a few over. He had what looked like a brand new Cocker, so I asked him if he had ever used it before. He railed off a disgusted response of "yeah! I've shot this thing like a million times!" The very first trigger pull, and the bolt went sailing by my head. Apparently, "a million times" of use wasn't enough to remember to replace the bolt pin after farting around with it in the staging area.

How did it stay pressurized long enough to even do that? Wouldn't it go sailing out of there as soon as he put air in it?

[amhildreth]

I'm thinking he pulled the pin back out for some unknown reason after it was gassed up. It was funny, but disturbing at the same time. Our head ref/Cocker tech Rich (Berger) used it as an example of stupid things to never do with your Cocker. Trying to time it yourself was another.

[2v12]

Playing on the field in our backyard with some friends (A few play with us a lot one girl in particular had never played.) Well I saw her run into a bunker and put a few shots on it and ran up to bunker her. As I slid up beside her with my gun pointed at her she shot at me point blank missing my head by a few inches. She proceeds to scream drop her gun cover her head and beg me not to shoot. It was quite funny as she yell "I'm Sorry!!! Please don't shoot!!!" over and over I laughed pretty good.

Then another one is one of those friends that played with us a lot wanted to play pump. My brother gave him a pump to use a tippman sl 68. After three or four games he said he quit pump were stupid you couldn't even see thee balls coming out of the gun. It turns out he wasn't pumping it back far enough or pulling the pump arm far enough forward all of those games.

[foxtrot90]

one of the most memorable and still quoted to this day, it was at a guys birthday part at the field, we were all still fairly new to the sport at this point as it was years back, but we were playing against one of the local teams. we all get shot out minus one guy, scotty. so we're all standing around watching the match (woodsball on a fairly open field), and as they horseshoe around scotty to just pounce on him, someone yelled "scotty! bend over! they'll take it easier on you if you're willing!"

[Kambuchamshrm01]

Originally Posted by foxtrot90

one of the most memorable and still quoted to this day, it was at a guys birthday part at the field, we were all still fairly new to the sport at this point as it was years back, but we were playing against one of the local teams. we all get shot out minus one guy, scotty. so we're all standing around watching the match (woodsball on a fairly open field), and as they horseshoe around scotty to just pounce on him, someone yelled "scotty! bend over! they'll take it easier on you if you're willing!"

lulz

[Hebiki]

Originally Posted by foxtrot90

one of the most memorable and still quoted to this day, it was at a guys birthday part at the field, we were all still fairly new to the sport at this point as it was years back, but we were playing against one of the local teams. we all get shot out minus one guy, scotty. so we're all standing around watching the match (woodsball on a fairly open field), and as they horseshoe around scotty to just pounce on him, someone yelled "scotty! bend over! they'll take it easier on you if you're willing!"

lol

[JENKINS24]

one thing thats pretty funny is at the feild i ref at, i play for free and get free paint. so when im not reffing i will always play because i love the game. im 15 and have been playing most of my life and when all the other people are mainly just young kids and their rookie dads. me and my boss like to play with our pumps instead of oiur geos or egos becuase it gives us more of a challenge and its still fun for the other people. so one time we played a woods ball game (our woodsball feild is a little more open than others) and it was 2 (me and my boss larry) using 2 pumps, versus 34 other people and we ended up winning

it was at Land paintball in central ohio. you guys should check it out

[tyler9447]

1 time i was at a paintball field my bro got us some burger king we were really hungury i spent the 1 whole game eating and some kid said ''look at that fat*** still eating'' he was like 13 tryin to be all cool and the next game i shot him like 2 times in the back of the head. he ran away crying. it was so funny.

[squalledout338]

i always try to help out newbies, and i always find it humorous when they ask if they can shoot my gun, and then they proceed to try and look through my stock class feed on my phantom and say "why can't i see through the scope?"

also i've thrown 10rd tubes to people and they say "its only 10????!!!!"

and of course the ever fabled "so you have to pump it? why not just use an air tank it will be able to shoot faster" "how many times do you have to pump it before it will shoot far enough?" "do they shoot harder than other guns?"

[Rhetoric]

This sunday - playing on the airball fields mix and match group (some rentals and locals just fun). I was standing in the back when a rental kid yells out... TIME OUT IM OUT OF PAINT! Sets his gun on the ground and refills his hopper (took like 20-30 seconds) then yells TIME IN! ... - Oh the joys of paintball.