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Old 08-09-2009, 12:42 AM #1
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The Tucker Max Tour

For a long time now, I have always thought that one of my goals in life is to write a book. I've written a few humorous posts in the Small Talk section of this website, but I've really been searching for something more substantial to spend my time on.

Unfortunately, instead of thinking of something substantial to write, I noticed a lot of similarities in Tucker Max and my daily life. What I'm interested in doing is organizing a trip for me and some friends to basically re-trace Tucker's steps on some of his more epic adventures and see if we can't cause more havoc along the way.

I plan on bringing a tape recorder, my laptop and a lot of beer money, and documenting our trip through the wake of the legendary Tucker Max. What I would like from you is your opinion on whether or not this would be something other people would be interested in reading. More than likely I will end up taking this trip anyway, but it would be nice to know that getting myself thrown into jail would at lease result in some entertainment for other people my age.

So my question is: Would you read this book/collection of stories?
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Old 08-09-2009, 12:56 AM #2
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:03 AM #3
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:24 AM #4
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Old 08-09-2009, 04:27 PM #5
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Tucker Max is fake. /thread
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Old 08-27-2009, 01:25 PM #6
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I don't know if he's fake, but I do question some of his stories.
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Old 08-27-2009, 05:38 PM #7
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Old 08-27-2009, 06:53 PM #8
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I don't know if he's fake, but I do question some of his stories.
Some of his stuff is REALLY out there. I think they're just really exaggerated.
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:21 PM #9
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I doubt there's even one "true" story out there that isn't exaggerated, augmented, or even misremembered.
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:22 PM #10
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His writing is absolute twaddle.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:01 PM #11
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I doubt there's even one "true" story out there that isn't exaggerated, augmented, or even misremembered.
The only ones I can see being actually believable are some of the sex stories or the BJ stories. Most of the others are probably 90% BS. Not that I don't enjoy the stories anyways, they're funny as hell.
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:04 PM #12
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My everyday life ends up being about the same as his stories (which a good many are fake). Most people in the OGPT have pointed this out to me after many long posts of my epic failures and shenanigans.

The fact that you're blatantly attempting to recreate his life, and doing stupid **** JUST to have the story is not only annoying, but makes me want to read your stuff less.

There is a difference between having stuff randomly **** on you, and then going out with the intent of trying to pull a good story out of it.
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Old 08-27-2009, 10:57 PM #13
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I doubt there's even one "true" story out there that isn't exaggerated, augmented, or even misremembered.
He just puts a 100 on 10, everyone does it.
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Old 08-28-2009, 01:40 AM #14
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Old 09-02-2009, 03:28 PM #15
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His writing is absolute twaddle.
This. If I want to read about someone having sex with an inordinate amount of people, I'll read some famous 60's to 80's rock star's bio where there is some sort of documentation, not this frat boy Max who just wishes he got as much action as he says he does.

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This. If I want to read about someone having sex with an inordinate amount of people, I'll read some famous 60's to 80's rock star's bio where there is some sort of documentation, not this frat boy Max who just wishes he got as much action as he says he does.

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Starts using the word "like" much more once he starts to get pressured about the tape. Also starts talking at a faster pace. Other giveaways too. Signs of stress/anxiety which are signs that he is lying.
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:24 PM #17
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Are they tearing his book apart at the end?


Also, lol, he acted like a little ***** when they called him out.
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:47 PM #18
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Are they tearing his book apart at the end?


Also, lol, he acted like a little ***** when they called him out.
I think they are tearing his book.

He's full of ****. He's a horny little frat boy who writes down all his fantasies, calls them true stories, and then passes them off as truth. It'd be one thing if they were actually entertaining, but they're not even good enough for bad toilet humor. I hear enough stories from friends about awesomely bad hookups, I don't need to read fake ones.
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Old 10-29-2009, 06:01 PM #19
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haha you just can't get *****. tmax is the ****
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Old 10-29-2009, 08:51 PM #20
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haha you just can't get *****. tmax is the ****
You can't either. that's why you read his stories and then believe them.
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