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Old 10-23-2009, 10:09 PM #127
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I wish my wife wasn't too big of a **** to play intramural sports with meh. I just have to settle for my pickup games and company softball. Yes, I play company softball. I ****ING DOM ****.
Me and my girlfriend play in a slowpitch softball league during the fall. It is epic lulz. Its hilarious how into it some of these people get. Dont be softball guy!
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Old 10-23-2009, 10:28 PM #128
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Its hilarious how into it some of these people get. Dont be softball guy!
Or wiffle ball Tony.
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Old 10-24-2009, 01:22 PM #129
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I hope all you "men" are talking about 16inch softball because 12 inch is for women and pussies.
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Old 10-24-2009, 01:33 PM #130
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Me and my girlfriend play in a slowpitch softball league during the fall. It is epic lulz. Its hilarious how into it some of these people get. Dont be softball guy!
I'm not but the rest of my team is. So goddamn annoying.
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Old 10-24-2009, 01:44 PM #131
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Old 10-24-2009, 02:42 PM #132
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Old 10-24-2009, 03:34 PM #133
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And punting is for guys who couldn't make it as kickers.
Yeah, they told me my dick wasn't small enough, but can't win 'em all.
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Old 10-24-2009, 04:43 PM #134
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Old 10-25-2009, 03:51 AM #135
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Me and my girlfriend play in a slowpitch softball league during the fall. It is epic lulz. Its hilarious how into it some of these people get. Dont be softball guy!




Seriously though, when i was in high school, i talked mad **** about softball before we played it in gym class. One of the girls in my gym class happend to be one of the best pitchers in the state. She didnt take too kindly to that. So when I came up she pitched her legit stuff....and everyone was like omg Joes gonna get pwnt by a girl....yea, first pitch I took her yard. It was hilarious and I got in trouble and had to run laps for talking so much ****.....it was lose/lose because it was like "oh good job you hit a homerun off a girl you ***".....but she talked a bunch of **** before that so I didnt feel bad. Anyway.....softball is easy...... /rant
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Seriously though, when i was in high school, i talked mad **** about softball before we played it in gym class. One of the girls in my gym class happend to be one of the best pitchers in the state. She didnt take too kindly to that. So when I came up she pitched her legit stuff....and everyone was like omg Joes gonna get pwnt by a girl....yea, first pitch I took her yard. It was hilarious and I got in trouble and had to run laps for talking so much ****.....it was lose/lose because it was like "oh good job you hit a homerun off a girl you ***".....but she talked a bunch of **** before that so I didnt feel bad. Anyway.....softball is easy...... /rant
I was playing 16inch softball and one of the guys brought his gf who plays softball, she was pitching and I hit a line drive straight up the middle right into her head. It was ****ing priceless. You would think somebody who plays softball would have good enough reactions to at least get their hands up...
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I was playing 16inch softball and one of the guys brought his gf who plays softball, she was pitching and I hit a line drive straight up the middle right into her head. It was ****ing priceless. You would think somebody who plays softball would have good enough reactions to at least get their hands up...


Nah.....but this ***** was a dyke feminist so it was epic to take her deep.
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Old 10-25-2009, 12:57 PM #138
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Nah.....but this ***** was a dyke feminist so it was epic to take her deep.
Women just don't understand that in general, an average male athlete will destroy a great female athlete. Of course there are some elite female athletes, but they are by far the exception and not the rule.
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Old 10-25-2009, 01:10 PM #139
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Women just don't understand that in general, an average male athlete will destroy a great female athlete. Of course there are some elite female athletes, but they are by far the exception and not the rule.

Well, there are many elite female athletes......tons.....but when compared to men yea, they're not able to compete.
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Old 10-25-2009, 01:13 PM #140
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One game I was playing shortstop in our league and this guy who takes this **** way too seriously tried to do a ****in takeout slide on me. He also wore metal cleats.....the ****? So next inning I get up to bat, he's the pitcher. I take him ****ing yard, like a ****ing moon shot and I just drop the bat, stand there for 5 seconds flipping him off. It was epic lulz.
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One game I was playing shortstop in our league and this guy who takes this **** way too seriously tried to do a ****in takeout slide on me. He also wore metal cleats.....the ****? So next inning I get up to bat, he's the pitcher. I take him ****ing yard, like a ****ing moon shot and I just drop the bat, stand there for 5 seconds flipping him off. It was epic lulz.
I got taken out on a slide in ****ing softball. It was beyond gay. Who the **** slides in softball? I'm lucky it didn't **** my ankle up.
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I got taken out on a slide in ****ing softball. It was beyond gay. Who the **** slides in softball? I'm lucky it didn't **** my ankle up.
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Old 10-28-2009, 05:11 PM #143
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Women just don't understand that in general, an average male athlete will destroy a great female athlete. Of course there are some elite female athletes, but they are by far the exception and not the rule.
My luck has it the only sports program at ULL that is considered by all to be a national powerhouse is softball. Goddamn those girls get treated like they cured cancer... then again one of their players actually won Olympic Gold... but yea, in general there are very few elite female athletes.

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One game I was playing shortstop in our league and this guy who takes this **** way too seriously tried to do a ****in takeout slide on me. He also wore metal cleats.....the ****? So next inning I get up to bat, he's the pitcher. I take him ****ing yard, like a ****ing moon shot and I just drop the bat, stand there for 5 seconds flipping him off. It was epic lulz.
My favorite moment was this one guy had been talking mad **** about how many home runs he hits... then he strikes out at every at bat.

How do you strike out in slow pitch softball? How?????
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:28 PM #144
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So yea....anyway....**** THE FAGBOYS!
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:39 PM #146
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