[JeezusMapHacked]

Originally Posted by Brown LavaLamp

Got ignored a few pages back, just wondering if any of you can help

Here is the plan, ask 3 hot cheerleaders to have a water fight in a water fountain. They will take off their shirts because they don't want to get it dirty, then they begin to make out. Now as you walk with your girlfriend towards the fountain you ignore them.

They will frantically chase after you because you didn't pay attention to the whores. As they start to fondle you, just look into your girlfriend's eyes. Then you will smile and start moving in for a kiss.

As you do this your phone will ring. At first you just ignore it, but it keeps ringing. As you finally cannot stand your ringtone of "Our Lips Are Sealed" you pull your fingers out of one of the cheerleader's vagina and answer it.

As soon as the cellphone touches your ear you drop it and give your girlfriend a dead stare. After a minute of cheerleader moaning you finally move towards your girlfriend's ear and say "Iamphone."

[ReDNeCk98]

Originally Posted by alex456

I had a lukewarm weekend, now it's time for a movie and homework.

Today is like a Sunday, just a chill out day. They are always nice, to sit around and do ****ing nothing at all.

[maddog91]

Originally Posted by steffon

I personally think you are full of ****, and have been for a long time

edit- you worship *****



you always do that ****.



Komodo_117: Best. night. ever.

Random ST'er: what'd you do?

Komodo_117: no comment

lol ok big man..I hav yet to boost my life on here and e lie to you fellars to improve my statues on this forum

Originally Posted by komodo_117

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See below

Originally Posted by steffon

glad u agree

and I dare that **** to try to even argue with me on this.


How do you pathetically ask and beg for advice one day, then the next day you are the ****ing man? that's one extreme to the other


and you repeat this process over and over.

every time i click this thread you are boosting your own ego, i dont wanna read that **** Bro. Night shyamalan

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when the **** do I beg for advice? I might come in here asking for advice on a ****ing situation Im in,but when the **** am I begging for advice? I think your just pist off that your life blows balls.

Originally Posted by komodo_117

Maybe I just like to let people know if I had a good night or bad night? Christ, I never knew you guys got so damned worked up about it.

I'll try to stop. I just figured after my questioning of boner etiquette that the majority would at least like to know how the night went.



Try having him on facebook and having to read hundreds of ridiculous status updates every day...many of which are poorly spelled "jokes" and phrases just to gain attention.

I'm willing to bet about 10% of the things he posts are actually true, and about another 8% of that is embellished and exaggerated by ridiculous amounts.

In fact, it honestly doesn't even matter if it's true or not. He still comes off as a massive tool.

Sorry, but there is more to the world than ***** and lifting weights.

2 things.

1-You are calling me a tool,few months ago we were cool and could talk like nothing.now out of nowhere you are on this bandwagon and bashing me calling me tool.. Tool move there lad

2-Believe it or not 99% of the updates are word for word from the situation..the 1% is **** that I would have thought would have been funny..

/you

Originally Posted by ReDNeCk98

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you count for alot

Originally Posted by alex456

This thread is so hateful today.

I had a lukewarm weekend, now it's time for a movie and homework.

Originally Posted by ReDNeCk98

Today is like a Sunday, just a chill out day. They are always nice, to sit around and do ****ing nothing at all.

Im waiting for the FSU vs UM game to eat some ****ing chips and salsa and skip the gym.

so yea,guess there is more than ***** and gym at age 19.....COLLEGE FOOTBALL..****ing morons...This thread was good wayyyyy time ago.


edit..I forgot..Attending school full time and a half is thrown into my life as well..

And yes I boost myself,and my ego is big,and I come on here and post the **** that happens with me and the girls I get with to share stories..I come off as a tool.****ING DEAL WITH IT..Put me on your ignore list and dont read my ****.. Thats why the kids who get ****ed over,or sit down and wonder why their life sucks shoot themselves. Im ****ing great,I think Im great and push threw any **** put in my way. You dont like my attitude then **** off.

P.S-Get to know someone on a different level rather than what they post on the internet..I called simp a phaggot emo kid the first time I saw a picture of him.I talked to him a few months later and was dumb founded by how legit he was..

And Komodo,seriously dude you are prob a backstabing ***** to your friends.I kinda thought you were the most legit out of this thread..Good job,and p.s you come in here share half a story and leave..So whoever *****es about me,stop complaining about him not coming in here because he does the same ****

"great night"
"not telling".

[steffon]

Originally Posted by maddog91

bought the sickest jeans at target.

Seriously,Converse is putting out some sick ****.Now my two favorite jeans are converse lol... I saw one of their black "see threw" shirts but I cant justify spending 15 bucks on a plain black tee that just has a cool "see threw" look to it.Anyone ever see this shirt? its like ripped up inside so it make holes in the fabric but not a hole that goes threw the whole shirt.

From this quote alone you are not worth arguing with because you will likely make yourself lose.

you are just an idiot plain and simple.


My only suggestion is to get a Fire Fox Browser at least it comes with spell check and to apply for Tool Academy 3 brah.


edit- your entire post above me was pointless. I suggest no one read it, it only shows how my suggestions above should be taken seriously.

[maddog91]

I was going to be on that show

"is she really going out with him".But my friend never came thru for me...Oh well =-(..

And I could give two ****s what ya think =-D

[PuNisHeR--]

So guys, I added this pretty cute girl I saw that goes to my school on facebook last night and this is how the convo has gone so far.

Me on her wall: hey cutie, have we met?
Her on my wal:hey, i dont think so....


Inb4 facebook *** stalker here.

I have no idea how to reply to this... Shouldn't have started the convo off like that.

[512]

Originally Posted by maddog91

I was going to be on that show

"is she really going out with him".But my friend never came thru for me...Oh well =-(..

And I could give two ****s what ya think =-D

You realize that is a show making fun of massive tools? Nobody actually wants to be those guys, they aren't smooth or have any real game.

They are just *******s, and some women fall to that.

[udflyer (Banned)]

Originally Posted by PuNisHeR--

So guys, I added this pretty cute girl I saw that goes to my school on facebook last night and this is how the convo has gone so far.

Me on her wall: hey cutie, have we met?
Her on my wal:hey, i dont think so....


Inb4 facebook *** stalker here.

I have no idea how to reply to this... Shouldn't have started the convo off like that.

wow....im assuming high school. How old are you?

[Rak_da_Fak]

Originally Posted by maddog91

I was going to be on that show

"is she really going out with him".But my friend never came thru for me...Oh well =-(..

And I could give two ****s what ya think =-D

I thought you didn't have a girlfriend? Also, how much money were they going to give you?

Regardless, this thread isn't for arguing -as much as i'd like to do so- so knock it off or bring it PM's.

[PuNisHeR--]

Lol, UDflyer doesn't know me yet? I spit game like it's my job!

Just turned 16.

[maddog91]

Originally Posted by 512

You realize that is a show making fun of massive tools? Nobody actually wants to be those guys, they aren't smooth or have any real game.

They are just *******s, and some women fall to that.

Oh totally dude. The casting agent introduced himself to my friend and I in front of a bar downtown ft laud. And he asked us (or well more to him)
1-do you have a girl who thinks she is going to be or is your gf
2-do you cheat
3-can you get more friends and party a few nights in a row with alot of different girls.

And just emphasized in tool answers.He said he just looks for somewhat attractive people who are with alot of girls when he is watching them and thats it.Most people will do a 180 just to be on TV.

They also TELL you to act more douche. But I wanted to do it just for the hell of it.At 19 years old I could care less. I tried getting this girl to be my girlfriend on the show but she said Im not a tool and she refuses to be part of it. Its actually the girl im fake dating on facebook lol.. But it has awesome perks for like 2-3 weeks you get VIP and open bar to any bar that they send you to. And most cases they provide the transportation as well.

I thought you didn't have a girlfriend? Also, how much money were they going to give you?

Regardless, this thread isn't for arguing -as much as i'd like to do so- so knock it off or bring it PM's.

I dont,on Facebook I do lol..and its just for the hell of it. Alot of people are coming up to me in shock that I have a "gf" so it brings me alot of laugh's.And plus I want to see how getting girls would change if my fb said I had a gf. I wanna see all aspect of the game..

But for the show they dont care if you dont have a real gf. As long as you can get someone they are fine. Its all a matter of acting. Most people on that show are single and just get friends. And you dont get paid for shows like this most of the time.They compensate you in benefits when you party. Other shows like Tool Academy do pay you most of the time. But simple shows just give you open access to the hottest clubs and get you VIP whenever.

i know real world has a contract with like 2-4 bars every season and any drinks they order get put on MTV's tab and ****.

[512]

I'm sure they do, but a tool also has a certain look about him.

[PuNisHeR--]

Whats your messenger madddogg?

[steffon]

Originally Posted by PuNisHeR--

So guys, I added this pretty cute girl I saw that goes to my school on facebook last night and this is how the convo has gone so far.

Me on her wall: hey cutie, have we met?
Her on my wal:hey, i dont think so....


Inb4 facebook *** stalker here.

I have no idea how to reply to this... Shouldn't have started the convo off like that.

punisher. punisher noooooooo

[PuNisHeR--]

Yeah.. I fail. I know =/

[512]

Just flat out tell the ***** you be stalkin her.

[maddog91]

Originally Posted by PuNisHeR--

Whats your messenger madddogg?

I need to change it.I made it like 7-8th grade when I was trying to flirt with a girl

rockmehard75

75 were her initals lol.

And 512.
Thats my issue.I have a "sweet" face according to people. So idk,I guess Ill need to dye my hair black and just say dawg and whatnot lol.
Im in reality the furthest from a tool. But my words and actions might come off as one because I trully stopped giving a **** what people thought because I got tired of being hurt by girls and back stabbed by friends.So now its **** you.. Seems like the best way to get whats best for you.

[steffon]

Originally Posted by PuNisHeR--

Yeah.. I fail. I know =/

but you fail and you have to know that you fail in the process of failing. what did u expect?


to me that makes it even harder to talk to her in person, something you should have done in the first place.

never add and converse girls you plan on getting at irl on facebook before you get to know them. it ****s **** up (I learned that freshman yr of college)

[maddog91]

Originally Posted by steffon

but you fail and you have to know that you fail in the process of failing. what did u expect?


to me that makes it even harder to talk to her in person, something you should have done in the first place.

never add and converse girls you plan on getting at irl on facebook before you get to know them. it ****s **** up (I learned that freshman yr of college)

Im taking care of him.

First rule of FB.

NEVER ADD A GIRL.

you send her a funny message that PROVOKES a response. She will respond in 3 ways

positive
neutral
negative

Depending on the answer is where it goes.Never call a girl cute flat out.She gets that if she is hot.HOT GIRLS know they are hot. So you calling her hot is like water in a pool. You play it well enough and you get a date..

Go read the convo I had with that girl a few pages back. that was near perfect conversation. The girl is diggin me and we have been hanging out alot.

[maddog91]

This is one of the most tool pictures I found.



No wait,maybe I can be on the show for my awesome gangbanging abilities..


Not


other than that.I look like a gay pirate =-),loving it

[||IcEs||]

STD's delivered to the face.

Well played.