Also, wtf is wrong with the news organizations today? Fake bear cutouts, really?
I'm calling shens, ssry.
Prom sucked. After coronation we went to my friend's house for a little bit, no fun stuff there, and these two girls that hate me were in attendance. I just drove us around the country. We listened to some techno and I smoke a nice cigar. My date was tired the whole ****ing night and drove home to STL around 4 AM.
I drove my depressed *** to Denny's after she left, then went to QT to get some water. Lit up a stick that I'd been saving in my humi for the past year and proceeded to drive around for 1.5 hours. Theeeeen I ended up in Belleville, which is a big town. Chilled in a parking lot, finished my cigar, grabbed breakfast at Panera, nearly puked, went to a bike race, was there til 5 PM, pigged out at Quiznos, crashed around 6:30.
tl,de: prom ****ing sucked, my dad was tired and didn't put out, and if I hadn't forced myself to stay awake and watched the bike races I would've /life
I remember half of the party. We bounced out of the house because we had too many people and I gave this girl a sweatshirt apparently, and thats all I remember. I woke up in my car with the window down, condoms everywhere, and with a force-stumble hangover. Feels like Mexico, found an empty bottle of Tequila Revolucion later. Didn't mean to drink it, lol.
So in bio today we had a guest speaker talking about safe sex who gave out free condoms. This is normal. But, I did not expect to receive female condoms. They also came with a pamphlet that I would have killed to get at in the summer between 4th and 5th grade. Now, time to hit up the parties for some drunk dtf action.
Edit: only issue is that these things will NOT fit in your wallet, as you can clearly see here:
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"My goal this year is to prove natural selection on the show. It's gonna take a while, it's gonna be very hard to make it fascinating on film in the context of our narrative structure, but I figure screw it. The sky's the limit. Let's do natural selection. I'm sick of fifty percent of this country thinking creationism is reasonable. It's appalling."
Adam Savage of Mythbusters
The **** is a female condom? Open that **** up and post pics, dawg.
EDIT: Someone was talking about prom. My prom ****ing sucked, they played ****ty music all night and the food sucked. Most I got with the girl I was with was a little tongue action at the end of the night. I haven't gotten any more than that in so long, I feel blueballed.
The **** is a female condom? Open that **** up and post pics, dawg.
Try google.
Basically it hooks around her cervix like some birth controls do. It's the same concept as putting a garbage bag in a garbage can.
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Bruce do you wear contacts? Looks like contact lens solution to the left of the vagina condom.
Yes.
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"My goal this year is to prove natural selection on the show. It's gonna take a while, it's gonna be very hard to make it fascinating on film in the context of our narrative structure, but I figure screw it. The sky's the limit. Let's do natural selection. I'm sick of fifty percent of this country thinking creationism is reasonable. It's appalling."
Adam Savage of Mythbusters
tl,de: prom ****ing sucked, my dad was tired and didn't put out, and if I hadn't forced myself to stay awake and watched the bike races I would've /life
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So in bio today we had a guest speaker talking about safe sex who gave out free condoms. This is normal. But, I did not expect to receive female condoms. They also came with a pamphlet that I would have killed to get at in the summer between 4th and 5th grade. Now, time to hit up the parties for some drunk dtf action.
Edit: only issue is that these things will NOT fit in your wallet, as you can clearly see here:
who hasn't heard of female condoms?? I always use them like regular condoms because my dick is so huge. Magnums don't fit right.
Alcohol makes white castle the best food ever invented.
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"My goal this year is to prove natural selection on the show. It's gonna take a while, it's gonna be very hard to make it fascinating on film in the context of our narrative structure, but I figure screw it. The sky's the limit. Let's do natural selection. I'm sick of fifty percent of this country thinking creationism is reasonable. It's appalling."
Adam Savage of Mythbusters
"My goal this year is to prove natural selection on the show. It's gonna take a while, it's gonna be very hard to make it fascinating on film in the context of our narrative structure, but I figure screw it. The sky's the limit. Let's do natural selection. I'm sick of fifty percent of this country thinking creationism is reasonable. It's appalling."
Adam Savage of Mythbusters
What the **** is wrong with kids these days. The other day I walked by ****ing 5th and 6th graders talking on cell phones and wearing thongs.
Tell me about it dude. I was talking to kids that young who knew what beer pong was. It's ridiculous.
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car talk: camaro now has 4.10's, a ~ 410 HP/450 TQ 350, and disc brakes all around. Going to the strip in KC soon. Expecting a a high 11.
Other talk 2: Moving out soon. Wish me luck phags.
Can't wait until I get my Camaro back on the road. I just got a job so I'm going to have money pretty soon.
I just moved back in from school =p
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