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Old 05-03-2010, 03:37 PM #736
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Also, wtf is wrong with the news organizations today? Fake bear cutouts, really?

I'm calling shens, ssry.

Prom sucked. After coronation we went to my friend's house for a little bit, no fun stuff there, and these two girls that hate me were in attendance. I just drove us around the country. We listened to some techno and I smoke a nice cigar. My date was tired the whole ****ing night and drove home to STL around 4 AM.

I drove my depressed *** to Denny's after she left, then went to QT to get some water. Lit up a stick that I'd been saving in my humi for the past year and proceeded to drive around for 1.5 hours. Theeeeen I ended up in Belleville, which is a big town. Chilled in a parking lot, finished my cigar, grabbed breakfast at Panera, nearly puked, went to a bike race, was there til 5 PM, pigged out at Quiznos, crashed around 6:30.

tl,de: prom ****ing sucked, my dad was tired and didn't put out, and if I hadn't forced myself to stay awake and watched the bike races I would've /life
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Old 05-03-2010, 04:31 PM #738
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tl,de: prom ****ing sucked, my dad was tired and didn't put out,

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Old 05-03-2010, 05:58 PM #739
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Bahahahahaha. Yeah, definitely meant to say date.
























































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Bear drills, as in bear grylls.
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I remember half of the party. We bounced out of the house because we had too many people and I gave this girl a sweatshirt apparently, and thats all I remember. I woke up in my car with the window down, condoms everywhere, and with a force-stumble hangover. Feels like Mexico, found an empty bottle of Tequila Revolucion later. Didn't mean to drink it, lol.
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:40 PM #741
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So in bio today we had a guest speaker talking about safe sex who gave out free condoms. This is normal. But, I did not expect to receive female condoms. They also came with a pamphlet that I would have killed to get at in the summer between 4th and 5th grade. Now, time to hit up the parties for some drunk dtf action.

Edit: only issue is that these things will NOT fit in your wallet, as you can clearly see here:

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Old 05-03-2010, 09:03 PM #742
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The **** is a female condom? Open that **** up and post pics, dawg.

EDIT: Someone was talking about prom. My prom ****ing sucked, they played ****ty music all night and the food sucked. Most I got with the girl I was with was a little tongue action at the end of the night. I haven't gotten any more than that in so long, I feel blueballed.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:06 PM #743
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Bruce do you wear contacts? Looks like contact lens solution to the left of the vagina condom.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:28 PM #744
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The **** is a female condom? Open that **** up and post pics, dawg.
Try google.


Basically it hooks around her cervix like some birth controls do. It's the same concept as putting a garbage bag in a garbage can.


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Bruce do you wear contacts? Looks like contact lens solution to the left of the vagina condom.
Yes.
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:25 AM #745
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So I just found out today that my date's grandmother died a few days ago. I guess that's why she wasn't very lively.



edit: female condoms aren't meant to fit in a wallet, they're meant to fit in a handbag. right?
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tl,de: prom ****ing sucked, my dad was tired and didn't put out, and if I hadn't forced myself to stay awake and watched the bike races I would've /life
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So in bio today we had a guest speaker talking about safe sex who gave out free condoms. This is normal. But, I did not expect to receive female condoms. They also came with a pamphlet that I would have killed to get at in the summer between 4th and 5th grade. Now, time to hit up the parties for some drunk dtf action.

Edit: only issue is that these things will NOT fit in your wallet, as you can clearly see here:

who hasn't heard of female condoms?? I always use them like regular condoms because my dick is so huge. Magnums don't fit right.
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Basically it hooks around her cervix like some birth controls do. It's the same concept as putting a garbage bag in a garbage can.




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Old 05-06-2010, 01:04 AM #749
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Old 05-09-2010, 10:04 AM #750
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What the **** is wrong with kids these days. The other day I walked by ****ing 5th and 6th graders talking on cell phones and wearing thongs.
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and wearing thongs.
Hot.
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car talk: camaro now has 4.10's, a ~ 410 HP/450 TQ 350, and disc brakes all around. Going to the strip in KC soon. Expecting a a high 11.


Other talk: No prom for me. However, woman made me some ribs and sucked my weiner a bit.


Other talk 2: Moving out soon. Wish me luck phags.
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Other talk: No prom for me. However, woman made me some ribs and sucked my weiner a bit.


Other talk 2: Moving out soon. Wish me luck phags.
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What the **** is wrong with kids these days. The other day I walked by ****ing 5th and 6th graders talking on cell phones and wearing thongs.
Tell me about it dude. I was talking to kids that young who knew what beer pong was. It's ridiculous.

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car talk: camaro now has 4.10's, a ~ 410 HP/450 TQ 350, and disc brakes all around. Going to the strip in KC soon. Expecting a a high 11.

Other talk 2: Moving out soon. Wish me luck phags.
Can't wait until I get my Camaro back on the road. I just got a job so I'm going to have money pretty soon.

I just moved back in from school =p
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