Find fields & stores near you!
Find fields and stores
Zipcode
PbNation News
PbNation News
Community Focus
Community Focus

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old 08-04-2009, 03:31 AM #1
im a machine gun (Banned)
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Boulder, Colorado
My Stickam Shens that got the Police Dep't Called on me

Ok so this started as a joke in the GDT.

The plan: I was going to go live on stickam. ~~~~~~~Alex~~~~~ was going to go into chatrooms and post "omg person at this link _____________ is going to kill himself! EVERYONE PLEASE COME HELP!" What was gonna start as some good old fashioned trolling was about to turn into a **** show.

The beginning: So my live had begun. We posted in the GDT our master plan. Alex went into the chats, and the lurkers began. We had about 22 lurkers to begin with. Noone was coming in. I was looping James Blunt "Goodbye My Lover" and putting eye drops in to pretend to cry. I was having the hardest time not laughing but somehow I pulled it off.

The middle: People began joining. They weren't saying much, but many ST'ers were playing different parts. We had dustin playing the ******* provoker. Zack playing the jesus freak. Everyone else saying DONT DO IT OMG. This is when people started threatening.

The Close end: This is when I put 3 allergy pills of mine (which i have to take nightly) in an old prescription bottle. I then put it into my mouth, and drank water. This is where **** got real. I check my stickam messages and my first is this. I'm not gonna screenshot this one because there's some profanity and im too lazy to edit. This was a girl who couldn't get into my room, but was lurking.
Quote:
Dude, you're being ****ing selfish if you try to kill yourself now. I mean wtf, I'm ****ing deaf with a bilateral cochlear implant and I've been sexually harassed (yes, raped even) and have been pregnant. But that's not the least of my worries. I lost my father on Dec. 14th, 2004 to a massive heart attack and my mother to breast cancer who battled for 9 perilous years JUST because she wanted to see me graduate from high school but she never got to see me do any of that. After all this happened, I was suicidal and tried killing myself but could not cuz I hallucinated and saw visions of my mother sad. This made me feel like I was being selfish because I have my whole life ahead of me. I'm only 20, but I've accomplished so many things because I set my mind to it. If you really feel like you need to end your life then I think you're being selfish because there are other people out there who have suffered far worse than you... and they still bear the weight... that's because whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger in the end.



So, seriously stop being selfish and take action to end whatever problems it is that you're having in the safest way that won't harm you and then advance your life as much as you can.
The very near end: This is where **** just gets out of ****ing hand. People had been calling my police dep't on me talking about suicide (mods dont read that and close this, my police dep't spoke with me and understands that it's the internet and it was a joke so everything is 100% now). So I hear the cops are called and get very very nervous. All of a sudden I see a message from Aurora911 (my area is named Aurora) and I see 911 and just immediately think. Oh ****. Screenshots for proof.


When he said he responded, he had done it twice and his original response was.


Everything was worked out. He's still lurking to make sure I'm not dying. So then people come in getting all angry, so one of my mods kick a person.

At this point I'm still kind of sketched out/nervous. Then the cop messages me again.


That's when I knew it was over! So in the chat I said "Officer if you're gonna lurk just come in and chat with us!"

So as I'm writing this thread, about 2 minutes ago I got another message.


That's when I breathed a breath of relief. And if anyone wants to call shens on any of this go for it. There were plenty of PbN'ers in there to vouch for me. My police dep't made a stickam account just to try and talk me down from suicide haha.

Mods: I didn't think there was anything wrong with this. I'm not encouraging anything on stickam, and everything has been resolved.

PbN'ers in there:
Alex, prouddm5owner, casulty, dustin, dyepballer, maybe some more I'm forgetting.

That's my story!

I'm not giving a TL;DR so if you don't wanna read it get out.
im a machine gun is offline  
Old Sponsored Links Remove Advertisement
Advertisement
Old 08-04-2009, 03:31 AM #2
~~~~AleX~~~~ (Banned)
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: florida
**** yea

this was such a great sucess
~~~~AleX~~~~ is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:32 AM #3
snoller
lurking in the background
 
snoller's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Ft. Riley, KS
Annual Supporting Member
 has been a member for 10 years
snoller is one of the top 1000 posters on PbNation
snoller is Legendary
__________________

p8ntball@ddict: If I had T-Mobile, you would be in my MyFaves
MR.JABM:Hi everyone, i'm snoller. I have an avatar changing addiction
Auctionjunkie!: If nothing else Scott you are passionate on your thoughts and topics. Kudos to you.
jdev: snoller, do you have the ability to make food that is not epic? or is everything you make just pretty epic?
TheMike: How do you take off a bra one handed? Theres too many styles of clasps, and I dont want to look like a fool in front of the woman..
snoller is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:32 AM #4
cruciatus111
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!
 
cruciatus111's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
cruciatus111 is playing at Living Legends V
cruciatus111 is for the Gunfight
cruciatus111 has achieved Level 2 in PbNation Pursuit
cruciatus111 is attending Decay of Nations VI
__________________
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅100̲̅)̲̅$̲̅l
808 all day every day
Pump guns are fun guns
WGP Jeff Orr Blackout #41/60
cruciatus111 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:35 AM #5
Killergluestick4
 
Killergluestick4's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
__________________
General ST:
**** Subforums.
ST: G
: D
T
Killergluestick4 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:35 AM #6
alex456
 
 
alex456's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Lol.
alex456 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:35 AM #7
im a machine gun (Banned)
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Don't start being ******s.
im a machine gun is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:35 AM #8
johnparedes (Banned)
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los Angeles Cali baby
johnparedes is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:36 AM #9
l_Dustin_l
#337
 
l_Dustin_l's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Two5ThReE
l_Dustin_l donated to help Peyton Trent
l_Dustin_l plays in the APPA beginner division
l_Dustin_l is one of the top 500 posters on PbNation
l_Dustin_l is Legendary
__________________
ST GDT: 10k up in this *****

R.I.P Jesse 1980-2008
"Originally posted by mo0op: **** that ****. That even goes along with having a girl grope my balls. I don't like that **** either. It's just a trust thing, I guess. I like keeping my nuts well protected. in another mans *** or mouth"
l_Dustin_l is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:36 AM #10
ryanpb91
ryan
 
ryanpb91's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: south chi burbs
ryanpb91 helped look for balloons
ryanpb91 is playing at Living Legends III
ryanpb91 owns a Planet Eclipse Ego
ryanpb91 supports Team VICIOUS
NOOOO the pictures arent working for me
__________________
jtownjunkies21-"My parents want to give me their 330ci i was like, hoe im buying my own car."
ryanpb91 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:36 AM #11
r_racer11
The mad santa hatter
 
r_racer11's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: random GDT


edit:****ing chain breakers, lol i just cant believe cops have stickam accounts. It would have been epic if they came and busted down your door
__________________
---------------------------
"Originally posted by SmArT-SpOrKs: Jesus Tapdancing christ this thread is a cluster**** on both sides. Its like the civil war, but replace muskets with pool noodles and everyone has a wicked sunburn."

ST PHOTOBUCKET
_-_ST:GDT 10,000 posts and counting

c4designs.org
r_racer11 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:36 AM #12
pbmink (Banned)
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Nor*Cal
 has been a member for 10 years
pbmink is reppin' sidebar 4 life
Well done mg
pbmink is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:36 AM #13
johnparedes (Banned)
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los Angeles Cali baby
Quote:
Originally Posted by snoller View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by cruciatus111 View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by Killergluestick4 View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnparedes View Post
johnparedes is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:37 AM #14
thugit
 
 
thugit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
thugit is reppin' sidebar 4 life
i came too late.
__________________
I AM A BREATHING TIME MACHINE
thugit is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:38 AM #15
ryanpb91
ryan
 
ryanpb91's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: south chi burbs
ryanpb91 helped look for balloons
ryanpb91 is playing at Living Legends III
ryanpb91 owns a Planet Eclipse Ego
ryanpb91 supports Team VICIOUS
nevermind, theyre good now, this was epic
__________________
jtownjunkies21-"My parents want to give me their 330ci i was like, hoe im buying my own car."
ryanpb91 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:38 AM #16
Prouddm5owner3 (Banned)
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Atlanta
**** yeah the cop liked my Falcons poster
Prouddm5owner3 is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:39 AM #17
im a machine gun (Banned)
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Quote:
Originally Posted by pbmink View Post
Well done mg
im a machine gun is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:39 AM #18
thugit
 
 
thugit's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
thugit is reppin' sidebar 4 life
i was aurora911.
/buzzkillington
__________________
I AM A BREATHING TIME MACHINE
thugit is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:39 AM #19
Cheesecracker
 
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Cheesecracker is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:41 AM #20
im a machine gun (Banned)
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Boulder, Colorado
Quote:
Originally Posted by thugit View Post
i was aurora911.
/buzzkillington
Lol. They were legit. The number given matched up, the officer given matched up.

It wasn't any PbN'ers I swear.
im a machine gun is offline  
Old 08-04-2009, 03:41 AM #21
foolishfiendV.2
RWDFTW
 
foolishfiendV.2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: WA
obvious awesomeness is awesome.
__________________
Hayley Ray Geros-R.I.P. Nov. 12th 2009
RPM's...they are over 9000
SARCASM
I <3 Drifts
foolishfiendV.2 is offline  
Closed Thread


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
Forum Jump