texting a girl
me: so um, can i tap that fine *** of yours
her:no i have a boyfriend
her:then why would you ask lol
me:have you looked at your *** latley?
her:are you drunk or something
me:no i want to be completly sober when i **** you
her:well this is awkward
me:doesnt have to be
her:ill talk to you tomorrow...