The blue mountain dew one was pretty fantastic when cottonmouth came calling.
"Originally posted by Katsumoru: And my dad is an astronaut and gave my car a rocket engine. It's not bull****, just too fast to see."
"Originally posted by Menace: my dad works for nasa and has a laser detector that reflects the laser back at the cop and makes his gun explode."
"Originally posted by ClawHammer: STI's are handed down by god himself, NOTHING is faster then an STI."