So college finals are over with and I decided to take some time out of my obviously busy day to discuss a topic that most would shy away from. Not because they have better things to do, but simply because they fear the power they might achieve.
With that said, Ryan Moorehead is widely regarded as one of the best ballers in the game. His style and swagger is spiritually not to mention visibly astonishing. But one question still remains unanswered...How? Why this man? Where is his power derived from?
So for your reading pleasure I took the liberty of scientifically breaking down the soul reason for his game and swagger....
Now, to help walk you through this explanation lets take a look at the visual aid posted above. What do you notice first? Is it the beautiful ninja luxe? or perhaps its world renown jersey that has made the team itself legendary? The answer is in fact neither of these. His powers are in fact derived from his flowing locks of swag. Yes thats right his hair. This aspect of his game has been overlooked many times saying that it was his experience in the sport that got him where he was...ha, well now we know the truth!
For further proof you can clearly see even the famous rapper soulja boy has taken a liking to Moorehead's locks (i.e. Dougie) and featured him in his remix of "my dougie."
Through this we can obviously conclude that long flowing hair equals a first class ticket to getting noticed by a proffesional team. So dont be scared kids...let your hair grow and quit wearing excessive headgear. You are only hurting yourself.
Here we see Ryan Moorehead's hair do some work in a dorrito with an octane shocker.
Any thing seem unusual here? There seems to be a lack of hair...therefore a lack of swag even though he is using the same octane shocker...interesting eh?
His power comes from his hair. It is not a burden, but a gift. So if your looking to get into the pro division, start limiting your headgear, keep your game locked tight, and make sure "they say they like your dougie."