0. This is KOT, not Sparta
1. Rules are to be posted at the beginning of each successive KOT thread.
2. KOT does not forgive, KOT does not forget.
3. There are no real rules about posting.
4. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
5. If you enjoy any rival OTs — DON'T.
6. Honor thy OGs.
7. Noobs shall remain KOT whipping boys until a lower rank of noobs has been created.
8. Keep holy the Saturday of paintball.
9. According to Rellab, you must have pictures to prove your statement.
10. Don't lurk. See rule 13.
11. There are NO girls in KOT, 1nsanity is just gay.
12. Ferret's cake is a lie.
13. SloT sucks today.
14. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky.
15. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
16. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
17. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
18. Don't talk about the dead guy, or his -
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19. Needs moar whale penar.
20. If there isn't enough just ask for moar.
21. If you post it, they will come.
22. Absolutly under no circumstances may an intelligent post be made in any way shape or form. Under such instances when one is made, the offending post will be deleted, the offending party will be banned, and your parents won't love you anymore.
23. KOT is Dre's personal army.
24. Rule 24 is a lie.
25. KOT makes you drop out of school (ask Zeph).
26. Anything can be a meme.
27. If something goes wrong, ST did it.
28. Paynt will always remain a noob.
29. KOT is serious business.
30. Rule 34 is true.
31. If you express astonishment at someone's claim, it is most likely just a clever ruse.
32. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
33. Mods are the hand of God. No exceptions.
34. Rule 30 is false.
35. If your statement is preceded by "HAI GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
36. Rule 34 make life amusing — or make you throw up, depending on what you're into.
37. Combo breakers are inevitable. If the combo is completed successfully, it is gay.
38. Your post will never be stickied.
39. I controls the post count, I controls the universe.
40. You Just Lost the Game.
41. Failure to follow Rule 1 means you're doing it wrong.
42. Rule 42 is the meaning of life.
43."They're more like guidelines anyway."
44. respect sammo's and brady's new zealand gangsterness ae
45. Have fun. Keep it clean. Don't drink and post.
46. Profit
47. no hidden meatspin links
48. bos boats and flippys welcome
49. only making fun of mods and the BOS flippy allowed.
50. edit- no fish allowed.
Epic wallpaper torrents can be found here:
zephyr6831's = 1.76gbs
DFSniper's = 125mbs
