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Old 04-27-2009, 06:45 PM #1
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Best pick up lines

So i am a pretty decent person who would like some help. i can get a free ipod touch if twelve people sign up at this website. all you have to do is sign up thats all. nothing else will happen and i guess i could ask god to give a blessing for you thats about all i can do to thank you, here is the link.

http://gifts.kudosnetwork.co.uk/40075

and if your really pissed of you took the time to read this thread then i guess i can also add another question. What are your best pick up lines? thats the best i can think of of the top of my head.

If you were a burger at mcdonalds youd be a mcgorgeous.

that actually worked on a girl too i was surprised.
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:47 PM #2
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nice camel toe, wanna ****?

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Old 04-27-2009, 06:47 PM #3
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:51 PM #7
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:51 PM #9
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Old 04-27-2009, 06:52 PM #10
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the *****-did what hurt

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Old 04-27-2009, 07:00 PM #14
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:27 PM #20
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:30 PM #21
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