[kjata090]

At least Josh won the bet, remember that turtles are reptiles not amphibians

[UMDpaintball]

Eric is a good sport

[Apierevolutionist]

is that at the hojo?

[UMDpaintball]

Quality Inn

[Parasox]

he first bet that we would lose a penalty point (Purdue 4 bodies, ISU 5 bodies) with 4-1 odds then after he lost $85 there... he then bet I think 5 people for a total of $500 that Purdue would beat us by at least 10.... and that was right before the 2nd half started, I think the score was 2-5 or 6 at that point... final score was 10-5.

That dude was a dick from day one to us... don't know why. He proved that he was brainless and a prick. I'd play cards with him if I got a chance lol

I talked to him before our match against you guys and he told me some story about you guys being arrogant and wanting a case of paint for try out for free because you bought so much last year. I dunno, I just wanted the lanyard, you guys didn't seem like arrogant to me.

[BallisticPB_Albs]

Two of our guys and some of Ohio almost caught a 2 and a half foot baby alligator in the drainage ditch behind our hotel.

[Team Kaizen]

Too bad Josh never got the money...hence the "Hey Frank, pay josh" chant during the final match. Priceless...

[Team Kaizen]

As far as "awesome stories" go, I almost took Matty Marshall's money at the UFC fight but we ended up even...so close. 2nd, the snake player from Texas Green pulling off the 3 on 1, that was sick. Props to him for being a killer.

[UMDpaintball]

Originally Posted by BallisticPB_Albs

Two of our guys and some of Ohio almost caught a 2 and a half foot baby alligator in the drainage ditch behind our hotel.

PICS!

[justinNTX]

^^^ Yes that 3-1 was epic! ok my story- North Texas went to Buffalo Wild Wings for fight night, of course when we got there it was jam packed, so we got our food to go and ate our wings on this rail. It was kind of awkward because right below us all were family and friends eating and im sure they didnt enjoy us hovering above them.

Right before the fight started, these two dudes signaled for us to come sit down with them. (after standing up all day in the florida sun and not wanting to bother anyone below us eating, we agreed) We sit down and one of the guys gets up to go to the restroom. the other dude introduces himself to us and offers us his wings and asks if i want some tequila. I say yes, and he takes my cup and he pulls out a water bottle full of tequila and pours lots of it in my cup.

The fight begins and his friend comes back and joins us. The dude that gave me the tequila was WASTED (and thats an understatement) Another guy that was not with the team who was also standing at the rail, reaches over to grab some ketchup and the drunk dude is apparently offended and grabs the fries and tries to put them on the bar with the ketchup. In the process, spilling fries EVERYWHERE. Things calm down, and he takes his watch off and gives it too me! i was cracking up now and i showed my team who was on the rail. One of them takes it, and the drunk dude FLIPS out, and was like "HEY give that back!

By now im freaking out, i dont know what to think. So things calm back down for a brief second, and he knocks over his coca cola and spills it on himself and in the booth. He "cleaned up" by throwing some napkins on it, then starts scarfin' down some wings! Me and my buddy by now are looking at eachother like WTF man. And the guy starts saying, "i dont give a f*** and f*** all them and just drunk talk. after that he holds out his fist for some pounds and was laughin about it.

And finally the dude replies with, "I cant help out your whole team man, but if you want, you two can come back to my place. No one will be there just you two and me and a bottle of tequila."

We were both trippin out by now and luckily the fight was over and we left. All in all it was pretty funny but really weird!

[justinNTX]

also, the crazy chants, the countdowns, the silent chants, golf claps, etc. during finals was insane!

[ckmobman2041]

my favorite part of awesome crowd participation was heckling the player wearing the clark jersey. apparently it bothered him that we were chanting the name on the back of his jersey.

[pbpancho]

I was pretty fond of the little redneck kid yelling at Geoff Waterman. "You're a jew old man!"

[blkvicePU]

did anyone else get run over by that little kid on his bike other than me?

[azndave]

Originally Posted by blkvicePU

did anyone else get run over by that little kid on his bike other than me?

Dude I thought he was playing chicken with me, and I was like... do I bob or weave, and he just booked it. He was flyin, man.

[OneToExist]

Ha, the Ole Miss team gave that kid an autographed pod. A broken autographed pod. He kept calling our youngest player "old man." That kid was awesome.

[BallisticPB_Albs]

Originally Posted by UMDpaintball

PICS!

I wish. Apparently they got pretty close to catching it with a shoelace. Got it around the top of his jaw and as they were tightening it he wiggled free and got away. We were going to unleash it in your room after the shaving cream balloon incident, but didn't get him

[UMDpaintball]

Originally Posted by BallisticPB_Albs

I wish. Apparently they got pretty close to catching it with a shoelace. Got it around the top of his jaw and as they were tightening it he wiggled free and got away. We were going to unleash it in your room after the shaving cream balloon incident, but didn't get him

hahaha

Little do you know that turtles and alligators are natural comrades.

[DFAHerby]

Originally Posted by Parasox

I talked to him before our match against you guys and he told me some story about you guys being arrogant and wanting a case of paint for try out for free because you bought so much last year. I dunno, I just wanted the lanyard, you guys didn't seem like arrogant to me.

Last year, we went up to each paint vendor at nationals, and asked them for one bag each... whoevers paint shot the best we committed to them for the entire event. We got bags from JT, Severe, RPS, and I think draxxus last year although I can't remember them for sure, It wasen't even close, JT's paint shot by far the best, and we went with them, buying near 80 cases between class A and AA. If we had extra paint from the free bags, we gave it back to the vendors so they could hand it out again if they so pleased.

80 cases equates to about $3600 worth of paint at this years nationals... we asked for one bag, he thought it was ridiculous and let us know, so we didn't do any business with him. Apparently the $7-10 that paint cost him was more important than a chance to sell over 3k worth of paint to us... but then he was willing to lose $600 betting against us.

Casino's cater to the high rollers, if you've got money to spend, sometimes you're able to make deals that other people can't.... this year, being the largest team at nationals didn't do much for us. But i'm sure CFP's RPS hookup was happy with it, they banked off of us.

[reese_tigert07]

Originally Posted by justinNTX

also, the crazy chants, the countdowns, the silent chants, golf claps, etc. during finals was insane!

Justin you forgot the part about the drunk guy asking for your number then you giving him the wrong one and him freaking out when he called and you didn't answer! Ha that was awesome.

And my favorite chant was "Clark is hot" followed right after with "No Homo" haha I loved it

[PSUGhost]

It was "Clark is Sexy" when he was lieing down during a TV Timeout.
It's a shame he wasn't a better sport, the guy from Ohio that played along to the fishsticks chant cracked me up.